Pairing: Oh, but telling would spoil my fun. Let's just say f/f.

  Rating: G.

 Spoilers: Nope.

 Distribution: Please ask.

  Disclaimer: These characters are not mine. They belong to Tollin- Robbins, the WB, and Siegel and Schuster. And probably a few other companies I don't know about.

 Note: Posted 14 January 2002. This was my first-ever drabble. I can't think of anything else to do with it, so it's staying as is. And now the header is longer than the drabble.

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  There was lipstick on her teeth.

 He knew that if he had stopped to really *think* about it, the reason this seemed odd would be readily apparent. After all, he himself had seen lipstick on teeth before. His own teeth, after a particularly *interesting* encounter with his sometimes-pliable girlfriend. But he wasn't quite ready to ponder the situation. Because...

  There was lipstick on Lana's teeth. Pink lipstick.

  But the lipstick on Lana's mouth was burgundy.

  He turned his attention to the blonde wrinkling her nose at Clark, laughing at the clearly lame joke.

  And Whitney saw burgundy on white enamel.

  ~~~ the end ~~~