Dutch Hercules (12" e.p.)(1984)

Dutch HerculesDutch Hercules back cover

songs:
1. Lesbian Death Dirge (3:18)
2. God's Bullies (1:40)
3. Wine, Wenches and Wheels (3:48)
4. Dance to the Music (2:36)
5. Crapper's Delight (Extended Beatbox Go Go Dance Mix) (9:50)

record label:
Touch and Go records

personel:
Tesco Vee-vocals
Lyle Preslar-guitar
Brian Baker-lead guitar
Bert Quiroz-bass
Richard Moore-drums

availability:
released on vinal and cassete
out of print
entire recording can be found on Stud Powercock cd.

After his move to DC, Tesco recruits Brian Baker and Lyle Preslar of Minor Threat to be his guitar players plus has Ian MacKay produce his new record. A more experimental record with five different sounding songs, a metal tune about how Tesco hates man-hating lesbians, a remake of "Blow Me Jah" with new lyrics about how Tesco hates tv evangelists, an arena cock rock parady, a Sly Stone cover, and a ten minute long experimental rap song utilizing catchy funky guitar riffs and a beat box. Unfortunately Tesco's attempts to be funny and sound like rapper can obscure a classic line like "when I take a shit, folks play in it/ and say it's chock full of day old meat."