Blowjobs Ain't Cheatin'

Meatboy showband tour again
No wifey hole 'til don't know when
Nuts will hang like chicken eggs
Squatter punker sluts will beg
So get on your knees 
Unzip my pants
And watch my big 'ol pony dance
You ask me if my old lady knows?
Well listen boys
Got somethin' to tell ya
Blowjobs ain't cheatin'
Just like blowin' yer nose 
With a little help
Blowjobs ain't cheatin'
If I could reach it
With my mouth 
I'd do it myself
Blowjobs…
Blowjobs ain't
Cheatin'

Young mouth/Mud
Helmet = perfect fit
Goop endoz willy
Nilly spit
I'm guilt free stud,
No piper to pay
Because I didn't plug today


So get on your knees
Unzip my pants
And watch my Gaboon Viper dance
You ask me if my old lady knows?
Well listen boys
Got somethin' to tell ya


Blowjobs ain't cheatin'
It's just a release
Oh my dearest Bernice
Blowjobs ain't cheatin'
Cuz her mouth's a magnet
And my dick is steel
Blowjobs…No way blowjobs
Is cheatin'!!!