Cold Call

I'm a flim-flam man
And I'll do what I can
To cop dough in a mean spirited scam
A helpless old sea hag with her scratch in a jug
Will help itch the bite of a cash bite bug
The cash you see will please me, me, me
Cuz I'm young and just good lookin'
Enough to enjoy it... See I'm a creepy cash craver
Sleazy slimey leach...
Cuz old ladies are in season in Miami Beach

COLD CALL...MAJOR CASH HAUL...
I'm a confidence man
In need of loot cuz I'm on the lamb

It's  a scam... fuckin' sham
Freakin wig wam bam
Just have to hoot... and in flows pots of loot
Rip off a crippled, blind beggar for 
A steak and brew
Hold up a church collection
Me and the hood-head-crew...

Call it financial rape
Where only the strong survive
The cash you see will please me, me, me
If I don't get my 7-10 in a weekend
Christ, I don't feel alive

COLD CALL...MAJOR CASH HAUL...
I'm a confidence man
In need of loot cuz I'm on the lamb