Crippled Children Suck

Crippled Children Suck; It's easy to see. Their parents were dumb For having V.D. And conceiving a baby As ugly as it. I say give 'em leg braces That DON'T EVEN FIT! Mom and dad smoked their dope. For their liberal, smooth future, They had a lotta hope. But because of their folly Their lives are pretty crass- Little baby boy With an arm stuck OUT HIS ASS! CRIPPLED CHILDREN SUCK! CRIPPLED CHILDREN SUCK!