Ern!

ERN! ERN!
We're shooting off the guns in the basement
ERN!
Smokin' Weed to cover the stink of Kordite
ERN!
When he gets home he'll freak and be uptight
ERN!
What a cheesbutt

(Ern)WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
(all)JUST SMOKIN' POT ERN
(Ern)I SMELL KORDITE!
(Ern)YOU BOYS ARE FIRIN'
THE GUNS AGAIN!

ERN!
He'll be sluggin' PBR in his lazy boy
ERN!
While we're busy poppin' his heater toys
ERN!
He's a bloated dumpy grumpy booze bag
ERN!
Yer dad's a black socks and sandles fag

SOMEONE'S BEEN INTO MY AMMO 
DUMP... WHERE'S MY AK??...YOU
YOUNG 
PUNKS!!... MAH PHONE BOOKS LOOK LIKE
SWISS CHEESE... WHERE'S MY 30 OT 6??
WHERE'S MY 12 GUAGE, MY 10
GUAGE PUMP, MY SAWED OFF...
OH CHRIST!!!

ERN!!!