Fast Food Fist Fuck

I went to the Burger Queen
For a slopper
Some fries, some rings, a shake,
And a crème cheese pie
I went to the can,
Just to wash my hands
And in walked a man
Stuck his hand in my ham

Fast Food Fist Fuck
Fast Food Fist Fuck
All I wanted was lunch
Now my ass hurts a bunch


I went to Taco Hell
For a dung bag
A Mountain Dew and those
Cinnamon crispy things
I went to the dooley 
And a man named Gilhooly
Stuck his paw in my bung

Fast Food Fist Fuck
Fast Food Fist Fuck
All I wanted was some chow
Now my can's ouchy wow

Well, yes indeedy sir-
I learned my lesson
I wash my hands
Before I leave the house
I don't use the can
So I don't see the man
Who makes my butt go OUCH!

Fast Food Fist Fuck
Fast Food Fist Fuck
All I wanted was lunch
Now my butt hurts a bunch
I'm impaled on a punch

FAST FOOD FIST FUCK!