Freon Freddy

Freon Freddy is a huffin' junkie
A brain dead slave to the white-out monkey
Choking his mind in a vapor grip
Sucking the life out of the Redi-Whip

Lyson, Drain-O, or Sani Flush
If it's got a warning label then it
Must be a rush
Fearless Freddy can't suck enough

…No huff too tough

Freon Freddy-is always ready
Freon Freddy-suckin' up with his steady
Freon Freddy-craves refrigerant blast
Freon Freddy-is a gas, gas, gas

Out the front door and he's headed
To huff down regular or unleaded
Molotov Freddy's got ethyl breath
One spark from death

Freon Freddy-is always ready
Freon Freddy-suckin' up with his steady
Freon Freddy-craves refrigerant blast
Freon Freddy-is a gas, gas, gas
Freon Freddy-is always ready
Freon Freddy-suckin' up with his steady
Freon Freddy-craves refrigerant blast
Freon Freddy-is a gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas