I Need New Friends

I remember when I was in high school
Whew! All the parties we had then
Even if I'd invite 1 or 2 people
I'd end up with 200 "friends"
Now that I'm older
and I got a place of my own
Big enough to house the world
When I throw a party nobody shows
Except some stranger and a 
BIG UGLY GIRL

I NEED NEW FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
PARTYING FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
I NEED NEW FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
Not geezers with girlfriends
who won't let 'em outa the house

Just becaust you got a girlfriend and a place
of your own does not mean you have to act
like your parents... you're too bushed on 
Saturday night and ya sit home watchin' Mork
from Ork you dork!... Don't you dig that you 
already doin' just what you'll be doin' when
yer 64, when yer 25?
I GUESS I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS

I NEED NEW FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
YOUNGER FOXIER FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
RICHER NICER FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
Not geezers with girlfriends
who won't let 'em outa the house

I NEED NEW FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
WACKIER NUTIER FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
RICHER NICER FRIENDS (FRIENDS FRIENDS)
Not geezers with girlfriends
who won't let 'em outa the house