I'm Glad I'm not a Girl

They look for love;
We look for meat!
They think that's bad;
We think that's neat!

Girls have problems, yes indeed.
Like the monthly rot they all must bleed.
Thought about that? Well think about this:
Don't wanna sit when I take a piss.


I'm glad I'm not a girl.
I'm glad I'm not a girl.
I'm glad I'm not a girl.
I'M GLAD I'M NOT A GIRL!


Not being able to choose your fuck,
'Cuz some schmuck might beat you up.
No fun like that in the world,
Just because you're a girl.


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Bloody mess from a monthly discharge,
Livin' like that must be hard.
Glad it happens to them, not me-
Like having babies 1, 2, 3.
There are many reasons,
Can't you see?


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