Hair Helmet

Nice rug...cool hat
You get a receipt for that?
Chrome dome...side comb
Straight up in the wind 
Mr. Sailfin
Your fat head sheds
And I got to grin
Plaster down...goop it up
Looks like a drowned rat 
On a, on a muckey pup

The skypiece on your 
Is strangely Earnest Aingley
You ain't no looker
Man, you're T.J. Hooker
Grass don't grow
On the head of Kevin Dubrow
Baldylocks your head looks like my cock

With the light refracting
Off your head
With your top part showing
You're better off dead
You find it on your pillow 
In your hairbrush too
Toupee? Rogaine? Shave it?
What you gonna do?
It's easy to spot 'em
From miles afar
Even-Steven hair weavin
In their compact cars
You know on his date
He won't get very far
When his noggin's as bare
As the hood of that car

The skypiece on your 
Is strangely Earnest Aingley
You ain't no looker
Man, you're T.J. Hooker
Grass don't grow
On the head of Kevin Dubrow
Baldylocks your head looks like my cock

Nice rug...cool hat
You get a receipt for that?
Chrome dome...side comb
Straight up in the wind 
Mr. Sailfin
Your fat head sheds
And I got to grin
Plaster down...goop it up
Looks like a drowned rat 
On a, on a muckey pup

The skypiece on your 
Is strangely Earnest Aingley, I'm gonna kill that guy
You ain't no looker
Man, you're T.J. Hooker, that's a wig!
Grass don't grow
On the head of Kevin Dubrow, I think he is dead
Baldylocks your head looks like my cock