Hee Haw Hell

Buck Owens is the devil  
Roy Clark he is the beast
And Daisy's hosin' Junior
Between his ham hock feasts

There's cornfed girls in tube tops
Poppin' up from twixt the stalks
They're southern and they're stupid
But we love to hear 'em talk

IT'S HEE HAW...HEE HAW
HEE HAW HELL...
HEE HAW...HEE HAW HELL...

There's Minnie Pearl that sea hag
Tag danglin' off her hat
And Granpa what a wackster
And Junior he's just fat

IT'S HEE HAW...HEE HAW
HEE HAW HELL...
HEE HAW...HEE HAW HELL...

IT'S HEE HAW...HEE HAW
HEE HAW HELL...
HEE HAW...HEE HAW HELL...