Jeff Boy R Deee

Jiffy Jeffy Dahmer's an apartment embalmer
If he feels like offin you
Slips you Mickey Finn
And then he's slippin it in
With his fridge and belly full fools

Ooh wants to tweek ya
Flat out Greek ya
Dead boys tell no tales
Ooh his lips are kissin
The body parts yer missin
Ooh he's a hungry boy

Nekid boys in diddies wets appetity
They're his dinner, date, and mess tonight
Lawdy, lawdy, Clawdy; Christ he's 'cuin a body
And there's a good chance it died of fright

Drugged he won't freak ya
Easier to leak ya
No way you'll know what's up
No time for cryin
His gas grill's a fryin
You spleen...ya...he's a sick pup

Ooey, gooey, louie, he's a carving a booty
With his Ginsu all sharpened sweet
Cuz the pigs o' "Waukee"
Gave him back his foxy
Went home and offed him...had him to eat

Ooh wants to tweek ya
Flat out Greek ya
Dead boys tell no tales
Ooh his lips are kissin
The body parts yer missin
Ooh he's a hungry boy