Hygiene Lapse

HYGIENE LAPSE
HYGIENE LAPSE

OILY ZITS...popcorn pits
Butt smells like manure
Long toenails pierce through my shoes
Teeth covered in fur
If I yell too loud
The blackheads blow
Like rockets from my face
And dingle berries cling to roids
Like vinyards full of grapes

HYGIENE LAPSE
HYGIENE LAPSE

My B-BO is so so bad
Repels livestock and girls
A carbunkle grows on my butt
A rare uncultered pearl
My nose way clogged with idahos
A booger grande feast
I blast 'em, pluck 'em, wash 'em down
With Barley, Hops, and Yeast

HYGIENE LAPSE, oh baby
HYGIENE LAPSE, oh mama
HYGIENE LAPSE
HYGIENE LAPSE