What's this Shit Called Love?

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I dedicate this song to the first time 
I planted my vein into the swollen blood bomber in Ann Margaret's winkin' pink brownie cake.

Love me tender, love me sweet
never let me go
You have made my life complete
and I love you so...

Saw it on books and read it on T.V.
it don't mean nothing to me
little girl, I got a question
come on babe and teach me a lesson

What's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?

I don't know, baby, I don't care
they got nothing that I wanna share
look at me and tell me you feel something
anything, it could be better than nothing

What's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?
well, I don't know

somebody help me please
what's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?

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what's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?
well, I don't know
what's this shit called love?
won't somebody tell me please?
what's this shit called love?
well, I don't freakin' know!