Monkey Brain Brunch

TOO LATE FOR BREAKFAST
TOO EARLY FOR LUNCH
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME
FOR MONKEY BRAIN BRUNCH

Mallet to the pallet
Ball Peen to the skull
In sweet anticipation
Of a live brain belly full

Monkey...Crazed with pain...bone insane
Monkey...Slam it shut...fill my gut
Monkey...Primate death on my breath
Monkey...Monkey Brain Brunch

Slide into the boothy
Hole in table fills
With screamin' monkey mama
Slave mallet raised to kill

With bicep strong and true
He cleaves the wailin' ape
In a gobblin' few short minutes
It stinks in what we ate

Monkey...Crazed with pain...bone insane
Monkey...Slam it shut...fill my gut
Monkey...Primate death on my breath
Monkey...Monkey Brain Brunch

We retch and puke and barf and heave
A technicolor yawn
But wait here comes the second course
DEEP FRIED FAWN

Monkey!