Okay, all you anglo and hardcore muscleheads and wave fanatics it's seven o' clock and time for Punkerama, the show that pits brawn versus brain and brawn versus muscle, and let's middle class silver spoonfed American brats feel spikey, dyed and dirty. I'm your host, Mr. Eddy Cleotis and tonight we have two contestants battling for these valuable prizes. For you guys, a date with Rob Halford of Judas Priest. You'll enjoy an all expense paid evening at club De'sade where you'll be logged, flogged and long dogged. and for you gals it'll be an evening with everyone's favorite lover bitch Ms. Joan Jett. and if you're really lucky, you may even win a chance to lick her shaved and studded pickle parlor.
Okay, and our first contestant is Slammy from Miami. Slammy likes violence, hatred and drugs and hates Reagan, the Klan and his mother. His hobbies include beating off while watching videos of himself beating off, skateboarding and various inhalents. Our second contestant is Bambi Slunk of San Jose California. Bambi loves everyone, hates war, famine, disease, injustice, racism, sexism, vivesection and diet pepsi. Bambi's favorite bands are Crucifix, MDC and the Clitboys. The Clitboys??
Well, Bambi, nobody's perfect. Okay, the first one of you two wild people to answer this question correctly will win $500 in cash and a dream date with Dick Butler of the Psychadelic Furs. Who was the third baseman for the 1947 Cleveland Indians? Oh, I'm sorry that's all the time we have for today. Remember gang, Punkerama is sponsored by Nice Sex Toys and Rubber Goods and Aimlee's ???? banana and avocado flavers and of course, by Animal House, the restaraunt that feeds and irrigates you and last but not least, our regular sponsor In Touch Magazine, the magazine by men, about men, for men, cool men, gay men. Love you Jimbo, we'll see you next week!