I Club Baby Seals

Need a new coat
Furry white boots
Got a 12 and a club
And we just can't lose
Head out 'fore dawn
In the cold gray light
Those infant harp puppies
Won't put up a fight
Grab a scrapple/egg sandwich
At the Seal Death Lodge
Creepin up on all fours
In white camouflage
And then the thunder
And the plunder
Is set to begin

Nothin can top The way it makes me feel
I'm here to fess up
Straight up and for real
My mind's a blank slate
As I raise my staff
That's right
I CLUB BABY SEALS

Boom! there goes one
Thud! I got two
But the stud, scud killer
Is my best mate Lou
He pops 'em in droves
Wood shampoos in the cove
Give a sea-fur booby bra to my mate
Feel a twinge of remorse
This too shall pass
Baby belly fuzz toilet paper
For my ass
There's only one thing
That'll make me quit
When they're all real dead
ya dead as shit

Nothin can top The way it makes me feel
I'm here to fess up
Straight up and for real
My mind's a blank slate
As I raise my staff
That's right
I CLUB BABY SEALS