I Sin for a Living

Burn the little panties 
Off of nubiles with a bunsen burner-
Slim on that maturity,
But Jesus, fuck, their tits are firmer.
Pick them up for Grease 2
And by god their going to driver's ed.
That's O.K.
'Cuz mom will dork me in that queen-size parent's bed.

I sin for a living.
I sin for a living.
I sin for a living.
I sin for a living.
I sin for a living.
I sin for a living.
I sin for a living.


Friday afternoons at 1:00
You'll find me lifting pension checks
From old codgers' mail boxes,
Then on to Corvettes' Sanyo tape decks.
Ripping off a blind man's tin cup
Is what I call living it up.
Piss into a Mountain Dew;
He'll drink it down-that stupid fuck.


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