Vegetarian on a Stick

So I assed this fox out clad in black
At the "Squat n' Gobble" almost heart attacked
She ordered curd and sprout souffle
I screamed "Hey gash... no fuckin way!"
What about a steak? Torture patty veal
Bitch your diet's so unreal
What about a chop? Burger gut flop
"Meat is dead it wastes our crops"
Caved her skull with BBQ tongs
Stuck an apple in her mouth 
Along wit meat schlong
Filleted her flesh
Cooked it up nice
Served it on a bed of rice