Mr. Tapeworm

Crap legs, pate, sweet pork juices-
Mr. Tapeworm never refuses.
Head cheese, veggies, pizza pie-
That little guy spits in my eye.

Oh, Mr. Tapeworm, he makes me squirm.
Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn.


Maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers-
Daily my bad bowels he conquers.
Crawls out of my dirt chute at night
To feast on my fridge's delights.


Oh, Mr. Tapeworm, he makes me squirm.
Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn.