Toiling in the Underground

Don't need to be rich...don't gotta be famous
So what if I'm remembered for "Tooling For Anus?"
I'm the Dutch Hercules gimme notoriety
I'm quasi-pseudo-cult-alternativality
Monster pig punk priest, joint in face
Only the sleaziest motherfucker
in the human race
Nubiles they strip just to get to
Hang out with me cuz huh ya know... ya know
I'm Tesco Vee...

Woulnd't have it any other way
I'm toiling in the underground
For punk chicks and no pay
I'm toiling in the underground
The kids done had their say

Don't need a tour bus... we gotta dung wagon
We're lurchin uptown... with mufflers a draggin
You won't find me on the dotted line
Cuz that my man would rob me blind
With no advance left.. creatively bereft
At least I'm still me cool witty and deft
Middle aged moms get nude to
Hang out with me cuz ya... ya dig it? Ya dig?
I'm Tesco Vee

Woulnd't have it any other way
I'm toiling in the underground
For punk chicks and no pay
I'm toiling in the underground
The kids done had their say