What's my Age Again ?

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the fuck is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the fuck is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?

It's the soft pretty part!

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the fuck is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
There's my asian friend.


Fuck yea!
Hey Mark I'm starting to get sweaty
And contrary to what most people think
I think I look better wet
I have been campaining this for about two years now
So throughout the show you will see me get sexier and sexier
As it gets hotter and hotter you know
And if you watch close enough watch
Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on too
Why would I be getting fatter?
Cause'
Boobies!
Oh geeze stop it no
But you are to young
You're way to young gosh!
Let me tell you why you're going to get fatter and fatter
Because dog seamen is full of calories
Yea don't eat dog seamen, we hear it's the number one cause of bad breath
 

Hey this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages
Got kicked out of high school Wrote a song about it and it goes like this
Here it goes like this
Here here it goes