A Woman's Whacky Weekend (by an anonymous shopaholic)

Well I decided to go home at the last minute. So you know how truckers are nice to you and flick their lights to let in over and you thank them.

Well the top was down, I was going back and forth with this trucker. Well low and behold I see some writing in the rearview mirror. I pull up next to him (remember going 80 mph) and it reads, "Be a flirt lift your shirt." I am laughing so hard and holding up my hand like yeah right. So a little later he does it again and I shake my head no. The guy was an old toothless mustache man. Then my mom called and said I should have pulled out a shirt from my suitcase to lift it.

The next funny thing was I listened to a message coming in and out from my mom. The only thing I could get was "I got birth control, I'm upset, but looking forward to seeing you." Well that got all screwed up. No she didn't go to the doctor and had to be put on birth control pills, she took a job that she educates people about birth control, she was upset she started on Mon. Oh yeah, the blonde is coming through.

Then it was raining at the beach all weekend. So we stop at Cingular who had a table of freebees. So I registered, go a few goodies, including a DVD of The Usual Suspects (which I haven't seen yet) and a country radio station was there. So I am chatting away (as usual) and the DJ pulls my name.

Well the only thing I would want was a $100 gift certificate to a clothing store. He pulled two more name and shuffled the cards and now he is on the air. (Keep in mind my mom gets out of the car at this point and my dad is in the car at the curb) The winner of 4 free sandwiches is (not me) the winner of 12 free movies is (not me) and the winner of the $100 is [me].

My mom and I and two other people start cheering, my dad is honking the horn and it sounds like 20 people are outside. Then I had to talk on the radio, get my picture taken and go my merry way.

We went to see Minority Report. Well let me tell you, sitting next to my dad could warrant you getting a black eye or a bruised arm. He jumped and screamed twice. What an embarrassment.

Went shopping and got so many bargains. Then go to dinner about 8:30. Get picked up by the 20 year old waiter and was off home to take those drugs that make you feel better.