So now I'm going to a new physical therapy office. This one is actually closer to work and set up differently. The place is like a honeycomb of individual offices instead of an open area plan. So of course, I can get lost easier now. Ugh.

So why do you care? Because I'm bored and feel like being odd today. A lot of women on this joke list bitch a lot about not finding men. And because I can't slap them all, I just have to sit and listen to the insanity. Of course I constantly remind them of the outrageous statistic of 327 men to one female in this town, but they don't seem to care.

Many times these women say, I haven't met anyone new. So no I will introduce you to my physical therapist.

"Standing at roughly 6feet tall, weighing in around 195 lbs of solid muscle, he hails from Pittsburgh, PA, and likes college basketball - Clay's therapist!"

Clean cut, good conversationalist, former football player, good sense of humor and no wedding band in sight. Strong hands - did I mention he gives a damn good calf massage? lol. I'm guessing about 30-35 yrs old as well.

And that's all I'm going to say about that. No, I won't hook you up. The point of this story is to show just how damn easy it is to find guys in this town. Shit.