Memorial Day Weekend – Signs of what? (1/1)

Well, with a hurt dog and tired old bodies, we reluctantly decided to pack it up and head on home early. But that’s not to say we still didn’t find amusement. Here are some signs we saw:

Batchelor Chiropractor
Ok, I already had thought of moving to this quiet, redneck, mountain town (or wait, is that SouthPark?), solely for the babes. But now it’s been confired that they’re hot and horny! I mean, so much so that many single men there have apparently thrown their back out getting some. Woohoo!

You know those church signs, where they can put up a message? “God is…

you Ain’t” Damn that was funny

Signs on telephone poles soliciting business?
Church Pew Padding ###-####
WTF? Does a pastor see this and think, “thank the Lord, now I can finally solve that splinter in the ass problem!”

Well, hope yours was as amusing an active. I had a great time. Caught up with some old friends, made some new ones. Had a good camping experience (for me anyway). Thanks to Mike Z for organizing everything and helping out throughout the weekend.

Clay “so fun it hurts” Berry