It's All About Estrogen

Ok, so today has been interesting. I spent 4hrs this morning in a CPR training class. That’s cool actually. The material is obviously good to know, plus I got paid for it, so it’s a twofer. The weird part was I was the only guy. 3 female instructors, 14 women participants, and Clay (and the jury’s still out on that one).

And while the word ‘nipple’ was thrown around quite a bit today, I didn’t actually get any action. I did get groped by a large woman, and undressed a manikin. Now here’s another thing that scared me. To do the CPR stuff, we used this mouthpiece/mask thing for the airflow stuff. Cool.

Question: is there any correlation between the mouthpiece thing and the obvious oral sex connection? If so, Id have to say I’d be in the top 5% of the class for giving head then, lol. There are some sadly disappointed husbands at home, that’s all I’m saying.

Fortunately to counteract all this estrogen and my innate fear of actually being a woman, I had lunch with this hot chick friend of mine. Sadly it didn’t cover all my insecurities. I think I’m only an inch taller than her, but I’m a helluva lot fatter, lol. So now I’m having a ‘fat day’, ugh. Good thing I went with the egg salad sandwich and nothing heavy.

Well, just a few more hours to kill before going downtown. Hopefully I can find something manly to do in the meantime.

Clay “I think it just popped” Berry