So here I am studying for a Finance test. Yeah, right. Oh sure, we have a test today, but I just can't seem to study. Either it's because I'm overworked, tired, or just plain old stupid. I'm going to go with the latter. Not because I'm weird or self-deprecating, but because it's been proven to me - by a box of Lucky Charms. What else would I snack on?
So like any kid, I've already ripped the box and bag open, eating all the marshmallows and toys, and am now reading the back of the box. Ok, so maybe not every kid eats the toy. Anyway, I'm already confused by the box. First we get a game where we unscramble the highlighted words. Cute. This of course is no problem for me. One, because it's just like reading my typing, second because they aren't really trying too hard if one of the unscrambled words is "RODO".
But let's talk about this for a second. Why is a leprechaun living in a cabin where kids hunt him down? With all that gold, you'd think he'd at least move up to a townhouse. Unless he's smarter than the rest of us and simply doesn't want to move all his shit. As for the kid thing, I'm guessing he's a pervert.
Next we have the "find the hidden words". But they aren't hidden. The words are listed, line by line, horizontally from left to right. Dammit man, this is why are children are stupid, no challenges. At least the "find the hidden keys on this page" thing was harder. There's supposedly 10 of them. Well I've found 9 so far and I'm not holding out on number 10.
Which brings us to the "catch Lucky maze game". Unlike a normal maze - where you go through it according to open paths - this game has some doors. Strange, but ok. To "open" a door and continue on, you must first go through a pitcher of milk.
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Now what in the hell do you think every 4 year old in America is doing right now? Putting pitchers of milk in front of all their doors. You can be damn sure their parents are going to be showing them the true meaning of being Irish later this evening.
Hmm, there's number 10. Very clever.
Clay "No wonder I'm screwed up" Berry