"You're cute, but..."

So you always hear girls talking about how 'they hate it when guys only want to date thin women'. So what do they do? Only date tall guys. I mean, personal taste is fine, right? But how is it ok for a woman to discriminate on the basis of something physical a person cannot control, when men are judged as evil if they even think about discrimating over whether a person can actually eat the "Ninety-sixer" in one sitting or not? If you didn't get that reference, rent The Great Outdoors.

All you have to do is check personals or listen in on a Group Gossip Session to find this out. Apparently a woman 5'2" 300 lbs is only 'chubby', but a guy under 6' is a 'dwarf'. And honestly, I can't figure this out. Is it because these women want their men to be able to look down their blouses with no effort? Or so they can look up their lovers nostrils? Do they want to smell a guys armpits all day?

I know, I'm being sarcastic. It's usually so they can feel a big strong man's long arms around them providing security and comfort. Of course, every time this same guy tries to get a little 'comfort', he gets smacked and is always referred to as "quick hands", but who's counting.

And of course, it's just the general part where ugly women claim guys are pigs for only caring about looks. But would stupid women bitch if we only cared about brains?