Humor

Here's how I mentally approach meeting a new woman: I'm cocky
and funny, I steal their lines, I tease them, and I don't ever give them
a break.
In my opinion, the one most important skill, no matter your looks,
height, age, or income - is humor.
I don't care if you're four feet tall and have one eye. If you can
make women laugh consistently and get those good feelings flowing
through them, they'll love you.
I decided last year to start actually STUDYING comedy, as I’ve
found that people (women) respond to it better than any other thing in
the whole entire universe. So I did a bunch of reading on the internet
to find the best books, and I bought about 5 or 6 of them.
One book that I read called “Comedy Writing Secrets” by Helitzer
made a great point. He said that most of being funny is the
CHARACTER and not the jokes.
Most of the guys that I meet who want to learn to meet women are
working on the 'jokes' in their life and not the 'character.' I did it for
about two years myself. I tried to learn all kinds of lines and B.S.
It finally dawned on me that women were not really that concerned
with all of that… they wanted a particular CHARACTER. The lines didn’t
much matter, as long as they fit in with the character. Now that I have
created this CHARACTER for myself, things are all different. Women
now call me. They pursue me. They want to be around me. It’s strange
and magical and weird.
So what’s the character that they want? Good question.
I have a good friend who’s the best I’ve ever seen at picking up
women in bars and having sex with them that night. Now, I do better
getting numbers and following up. But this guy is just a machine. And
his whole mindset towards meeting women is to be “Cocky and funny”
(his words). My opinion is that women are turned off by arrogant
men… UNLESS… they’re DAMN FUNNY. This magic combination will
attract women like Bill Clinton attracts chubby interns. I’m following in
my buddy’s footsteps.

I’ll try to summarize the character that I've developed:
“I know that this girl is secretly trying to pick up on me… I’m going
to play hard to get, make fun of her, be indifferent towards her, and
generally bust her balls as much as possible. I know that she loves a
guy that is so sarcastic that it makes her nervous, so I’m going to
really keep the heat on… and when she starts to show any interest at
all on the outside, I’m going to blow her off and make her prove to me
that she wants me… so I can reject her again.”
I do crazy things, like if I’m standing next to a girl at a bar, I’ll turn
to her and say in a completely serious voice “Will you PLEASE stop
touching me?” And then look them right in the eye.
Or say “What are you doing at a bar for godsakes? Can’t you find a
nice normal guy? Or are you desperate?” All with a completely straight
face.
I say things that make them actually think that I’m serious, but
leave a shadow of a doubt.
Here’s what I’m looking for: If they respond in an insecure way and
say “Oh, I’m sorry… I didn’t know that I was touching you” I’ll keep it
going… and say “Well, you did. And if you’re going to keep doing it, I’d
appreciate it if you’d touch a little higher.” They crack up.
If they shoot something funny back like “Well, touchy touchy” and
they know that I’m kidding, I just stay in character and say “Yes, I
don’t like being touched. So keep a foot or so between us please” and
keep it going.
And yes, sometimes (not often) I’ll meet a cold one and she’ll get
uptigh I just walk away.
If you’re going to do this, you have to remember to keep it going
for the entire time… don’t turn into a dumb ass at the first sign of her
liking you. Keep up the character, playing hard to get, etc. forever!