On Testing

The way I look at it, women are constantly testing men. They do
this by acting bratty, making demands, complaining, commanding,
being emotional, etc.
Know what I'm talking about?
Here's what I do:
When a woman tries to test me, for instance she says "I don't like
that heavy metal that you were listening to" I turn it up a notch and
send it back to her... so I might say "Well, then you might want to not
get in my car anymore, because it's all I'm going to play now that
you're whining about it." (Said in a half serious tone so she can't tell if
I'm kidding)
This sends the message that if she tries to act controlling, I'm
going to just turn whatever she's being a pain about up one notch and
give it to her again. Women get the message loud and clear when you
do this.
It may be hard to believe, but I've heard MANY women say things
like "I HATE IT when a man does what I tell him to do" or "I just walk
all over him, and it's so annoying to me."
Some women actually have standard tests that they give to new
guys to see if the guy will do what they tell him to do. I've now
learned NEVER to accept demanding or controlling behavior. I usually
just laugh and say "Cute." By laughing and saying "Cute" I short
circuit their testing mechanism and let them know that I'm going to be
more of a challenge than they thought.

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