Go home
Hi, my pants are sagging, do you have any… [Nope, no pants splints, sorry.]
Hey, am I dying?
First aid station. Yum, latex!
Hey, can I get a band aid, I gotta cut right here, (points to elbow) no, wait, I don’t. Just kidding. [Yeah, funny.]
Is he breathing? [practicing taking pulse on an EMT] He looks like resusci-annie, you should go for it!
You guys are really hot… [sees uniform] oh, but I only *#^@* civilians.
There’s the first aid tent. They do surgery there.
Hi, can you tell me where the information booth is? [Sorry, we don’t give directions, you’re going to need to ask at information.]
I hope I can try to remember where this place is tomorrow. I might be exhausted.
AUUGGHH! I need a band aid! Auggghh…..It’s actually not that big a deal.
Hey, that’s not food, that’s first aid! If you ate some of the first aid stuff you’d probably need first aid, and that’d be convenient ‘cause it’s right here.
Do you have any diapers? [No, we just stick the kid in a bio bag and tie it around the neck.]
Do you guys have antiseptic? No, I don’t have a cut, but just incase. Don’t wanna get an infection. [If you do get a cut, you can come back here and we’ll clean it out.] What, you mean I gotta come back here if I get a cut? What if it’s like a long way?