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| "At least we have freshman under us, cool." Adabu "You sunk my battleship." Mr. Carp "Next to the neon orange sheet in the back of the room." Mr Carp "Sheet on my bed?" Vicky "No one listens to me, especially girls." Kid on bus "Butt, now that cracks me up." Mr Carp "Ohh No!! My skin is covering my lip!" Vicky "Methemetitions are sloppy on the units." Mr Carp "My muffins were better than the teachers muffins." Andy "Wow, thats a big cucumber." Vicky "My bag is to heavy." Tegan "You like to develope the child." Meekee "Next time you say it you have to say the whole package." Mr Carp "The unit starts on page 44." Mr Carp "A unit meeting." Announcments "My bag won't go in." Tegan "Half sheets would be fine, but whole sheet sare ok too." Ms Steers "She has enough cans around the room." Meekee "The whole package is 180 degrees." Mr Carp "Angle OPM, OPM, Sounds like we're talking about drugs." Mr Carp "Before your eyes you will see abuilding erect." Guy in movie "At night my sheets are dry." Kid in commercial "How long am I?" Mom "All of Becca's sheets are off the bed." Rich "Thats ok, I wanted to wash them anyway."Jarlene "I put the delivery man with the package in your bedroom."Meekee "Get off my bag!"Meekee "I have spit in my mouth, it's stuck, I can't swallow it, It's won't go down." Meekee "I think it shrunk, it used to be bigger." Meekee "3 sacks today." Football "He workied himself right to the bone." Racing "Ok kids, no more dildo." Vinny "A sailors wife had chestnuts in her lap, and munched, and munched, and munched, "Give me one" I said." Macbeth "Here I have a sailors Thumb, wrecked as homeward he did come." Macbeth "They look like women but they have beards." Macbeth "Ha ha you got cut off." Jon "Strip the ball and score the touchdown." Mr Carp "I refuse to sleep with the new one." Meekee "Do you know if the units are for sale?" Mr, Vandersande "Our next unit will be rockets or hot air balloons." Mr Vandersande "The art of seamanship." Movie "Bushes." Vicky "It will be so much quieter once they get off." Meekee "I turn purple." Kid on bus "I have sheet son my bed because it's summer and it gets hot."Tegan "They will gather around the flag pole." Announcments "If i mention your name thats 3 points from your oral, 3 times and your out." Ms Steers "Pull my finger butt-munch." A beavis and butthead shirt "I'm going to pass out practice sheets." Mr Olkivikas "16 units." Mr Carp "we will wrap up our unit on towers." Mr Vandersande "Prooobe." Meekee "Dam I wish I was a woman again." Meekee "Cowboy, A cow who is a boy." Meekee "Are you almost done yet?" Meekee "Yeah, just let me put my pants back on." Adabu "We were on a 3 way." Jess "Wow, my bag is flat." Meekee "I need new pads." person in class "it will come to you." Mr Olkavikas "I think your the inflatable one, I can deflate you." Kid in class "My pencil smella like chocolate." Meekee "I want a transparent sheet, they're cool." Meekee "You look like an old banana." Kid in class "Their poop doesn't glow in the dark." MrCarp "Something heavy and sharp, and he whacked me in the face." MrCarp "It's already hot, and if it rains it will be worse." Andy "she let me read her sheet." Vicky "You know what,you're all perverted." Mr. O |
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