I   A M    N O T   G A Y Piazza catches and plays in Queens
Is New York Mets Catcher Mike Piazza Gay? Yes, he is a flaming Homosexual! No, he is a Metrosexual! No, he is a Bi-sexual! Free polls from Pollhost.com Bobby Valentine comments to a reporter that the Mets catcher is an ass bandit. In the June/July 2002 issue of Details, Valentine said baseball is "probably ready for an openly gay player." Responding to questions and rumors about his sexual orientation, Mike Piazza said that the major leagues are ready for gay players but he's not one of them. "I'm not gay. I'm heterosexual," the New York Mets All-Star catcher said before playing the Philadelphia Phillies. Piazza's sexual orientation became an issue when the New York Post suggested Valentine's remarks about gays in an upcoming magazine article could be a prelude to one of his players saying he is homosexual. The newspaper said that, "There is a persistent rumor around town that one Mets star who spends a lot of time with pretty models in clubs is actually gay and has started to think about declaring his sexual orientation."
Signs That New York Mets Catcher Mike Piazza Is Gay
#1 Oh, sure, lots of straight guys peroxide their hair, beard and mustache. It's all the rage. #2 Two Mets coaches assigned to his hair. #3 Something a little creepy about how he seeks out the visiting team's "switch hitters." #4 Did a commercial for Pert Plus - Pert Plus! #5 Contract stipulates that he only wear shin guards that don't "make his ass look big." #6: Hit him with a baseball, he cries like a girl. #7 Asked Shea groundskeeper to replace blue-and-orange Mets color scheme behind homeplate with "more fabulous" purple-and-pink color scheme. #8 Gets all giggly and blushes when you bring up Bobblehead Doll Day. #9 Lots of pitchers throw spitballs. Piazza has patented unorthodox pitching of "lick balls." #10 When he comes to the plate, Shea Stadium PA blares, "Moby Dick." #11 Let's just say he offered that little boy who caught his 300th home-run ball more than just money. #12 Has worn legwarmers under shin guards since seeing Flashdance. #13 During the Subway Series, asked Derek Jeter to sign his balls" five times. #14 He "catches." #15 He throws the ball like a girl. He can't throw a runner out at second base. #16 He and Rusty Staub adopted a baby girl from China. #17 He is a frequent guest at Neverland Ranch. #18 Kisses teammates on the field after victory. #19 Calls Roger Clemens a real "Butch."