The MBI/SK RPG Commandments
                   by Matt Fiske

Thou shalt not thwaple Sagey

Thou shalt not riot in the RPG

Thou who hasth punned lastith, shall postith nextith

Thou shalt not makeith jest of Sagey

Thou shalt not break wind in the RPG

Thou shall surrender all of thou's sugary items to Sagey

Thou shalt not make fun of Sagey's haircutith

Thou shalt not Belch loudly

Thou shall often make remarks on howith clever/nice/perty/wise/brilliant Sagey is, even if she may not be at thatith particular time

Thou shalt not kill/mame/destroyith/mutilate/anihilatith Matt

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