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Uh we're not sorcerers!!!
we sort of caught a ride here...
(( But, don't mess with us! We have great power! Like what? I shall make the sun go out today at noon! Puh-lease... That's an eclipse.))
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::cocks his head:: Mad Kat? I've never heard of this... Mad Kat...
not a good guy..
(( But, I've met a few loonies in my time... And, Chancellor here looks possessed when you steal his teddy bear...))
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Uh...I take it you're knights?
Of course. ::thought it was obvious::
::nods:
It is obvious but I just wanted to clear things up, Sir jacob,
(( I'm wearing armor and carrying a sword! What else would I be?! A nut who robbed a Renaissance fair?))
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::nods to SirJ, makes a motion to have them be on their way::
::kicks his horse lightly and off they go at a gentle trot... as the mun wonders if they posted in those days::
((hey! I'm Dr. Suess!))
((I thought you were Trina...))
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Ah! De' she-kats! How's it goin', babes? ::has that attitude from Hercules' Hades going on::
(( Fabulous hair, Trina... Is that the "I got it done in a stable look?"))
::fires her gun:: don't call me babe!!
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::pats his horse, and gets on:: Let's just hope we're not too far...
::nods:; ::leaps onto his horse, offering a hand to Trina::
::takes it...with her good arm anyway...::
::in her mind 'now I know how Razor felt like when they almost=started to plant trees on the Turbokat:: hmm...
::reaches out a hand to Jessie::
(( Wait! We're doing this all wrong! ::leaps onto his horse and forces it to rear:: Hi-ho Silver! AWAY!))
((::DIES!!::))
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::smiles back:: You ready? ::to SirC::
((::SirC talkinto himself???))
Yes! ::digs his heels into the horses sides and... awaaaay they go!::
(( ::beats head against desk::Aiy....SirJ, even))
((::dies::))
::hangs on::
(( ::has that problem... unfortunately, there are no drugs for schizophrenia yet::))
::rides after::
((::dies::)
((::dies!::))
(( ::so, is it a hostage situation if he threatens to kill himself? If there are two of him?::))
((::dies::))
((::dies::)
((::dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
((::DIES!!!!::))
((are you guys really dead???))
((I'm reviving...))
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What were they...?
::does so::
More of Pastmaster's happy water creeps...
(( Dunno... Thingies... with wings... sorta... Ahhh.. supliporus abidoricus! Huh? Small dragons.))
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::blinks:: How am I supposed ta' kill you then!?
((Try weedkiller..))
(( You think I would *tell* you?!))
(( just dont kiss it!!!!!))
::another "hand" flicks him off::
::tumbles thru the air and lands heavily in the mud::
::runs to J:: You okay!?
::Still climbing has reached the mid stomach area:: if you fall Trina I'm gonna kill you
(( ::kisses thing...:: ::shrieks:: ::turns into a handsome prince:: You've saved me! Be my queen! ::hugs Trina:: Urk...))
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It's gotta have a weakness *somewhere....
Well, it sure isn't the head...
::still climbing almsot reached Trina, occasionally ducks as a 'hand' passes by::
::shakes his head:: That only works with dragons, wyverns, and some sorcerors...
::looks up:: Well...what's a plant's weakest point?
(( Legs? Works on cyclops... Ears? That's for demon snakes... ::continue::))
((::DIES!!!))
Usually the roots, but this thing's got roots like iron... ::assuming they haven't discovered steel yet....::
(( I know how a bout akiss?? that's on frogs..))
((LOL!!!))
((::dies!::))
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::runs under Trina to catch her::
(( I got ya'! I got ya'! ::runs in circles... Trina lands behind him:: I don't got ya'...))
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::looks on worriedly, grabbing the horses reins as they reappear, walks over, leading them::
You were knocked out...::softly::
(( ::looks around for his horse:: Come back here, horse... You coward...))
((ROFL!!))
((::dies::))
((Lil' Dragonheart quote... Couldn't resist!))
::rubs her head:: uh...::tries to get to her feet::
(( Thunder! Uhm...Lightning!...Um...Blacky!...::growls:: STUPID!! I'm warnin' you! I'll get another horse!))
((::dies!!!!!!!::))
((::DEAD::))
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(( ::loses her gun:: ::gives her a sword:: You know how to use this? Of course. The pointy end goes into the other man.))
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((Hey, you c'n thwap 'im fer all I care...he's just another member of my family.... HEY!!))
((::dies::))
(( In fact, thwap *all* my family members! Hit Rave in the head!))
((::DEAD::))
((NAw I like 'im...))
((::dies::))
((Rave? You don't know Rave! He's an evil creature from the planet Noose! Came to this planet to torment me!))
((The planet Noose? Are you sure? I thought he was from Bob....))
((oops...)()
((okay people??????? er kats???))
((::DIES, Kris!::))
((Right, right. Dark Ages?))
((Well...he was raised in Bob...then he went to Noose to finish his torment training))
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:to Pasty:: Do you always have a tendency of scaring your brides to be? Not that yer face isn't enough...
we better get there fast....
I resent that wise guy.!!
::arrives at the entrance, hops off to clear the bushes::
::leaps off his horse as well, turning to help Trina::
Bride? I'll never be yer bride!! ::holds up the medallion::
Resent? What is there to resent? I thought it was a compliment to you 800 year old dudes...
::is helped:: Thanks.
hey I may be old but I am still in good shape!!!!
((Pastmaster:: I exercise everyday..!!))
::clears the bushes, then turns to help Jessie down:: The horses are not gonna make it through...
((exercising and taking these tablets has helped me to stay young and goodlooking for over 800 years))
thanks..
((::is dead::))
(( With good results! Look at ya' All skin and bones!))
((::dies:: ))
They'll wait for us. ::lays the reins over the saddle and slaps his horse lightly on the rump::
((that's the side effect of them supplements))
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::does the same, leads the way:: C'mon! ::draws out his sword::
::nods:: roger.
::draws her gun and proceeds with cautiong::
((Erm...SirC up there..))
::brings up the rear, pulling out his own sword::
::takes out her handgun, ignores her arm::
((as far as I remember you don't have any swrord Trina..))
((like I said, it was SirC up there. ;) ))
((unless ya swiped it off SirC))
Y'know...I wouldn't blame 'er if she actually rejected ya' at the wedding...at least, she wouldn't promise to wash the dishes...
((::dies::))
(( ::knicks SirC's sword, can sell it for millions back home - ancient sword in good condition::))
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Well, congratulations! ::to Pasty:: You blew it.
< blew what?? those two she kats shouldn't be here..
(( My nose? Why, of course, I did!))
(( I have a cold, okay?!))
((::dead::))
((::DEAD::))
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::growls softly, whips his sword around and sends a blast of magic energy - from the sword - flying at the nearest one::
(( By the power of Greyskull!!))
((::DEAD::))
((::dead::))
((I hadta'...))
(( ::is He-Kat!:: ::is his lion/tiger thingie - mwahaha!::))
((::dead::))
((:LOL::)
::fires a few shots at the nearest one::
(( ::sweatdrop:: Least I'm not "She-Kat"....))
((Hey I resent that!!!!!!!!))
(( Well, it's all fine for you, but I'm a boy!))
((::is dead::))
((::Dies::))
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::dragon dissolves... and Sir J falls:: Ack!
((uh I WAS on that thing too....))
::falls off as well::
((All of us were..))
::lands on his duff with an oof::
::loads a grappling hook and fires to teh castle::
((ah...goodie...))
::lands onna... parapet atop the castle, not too far down::
::catches Jessie as she dangles::
::and nearly rolls off into the courtyard below:: Ah! ::grabs onto the stone flagging::
::falls......somewhere far..::
::clings to a flagging himself::
(( Oh fine.. Kill the thing while we're all riding on it... *Brilliant* plan... ::hissing to SirJ::))
Hang on! ::to Jessie, begins to swing them both::
((DEAD))
((::DEAD::))
::spots a cart full of hey, lets them both go to fall on top the hay::
like I have a choice!!
(( ::and does it to the tune of "Swing, Swing, Swing" too!::))
((::Dies!!!!!!!::))
((DEAD!!)))
::clambers up onto the parapet and looks for the girls and Pastie::
(( Where could they be? ::looooks around... as Jessie and Trina fall, screaming, behind him:: ::turns to Chance:: I don't see them.))
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Welcome. ::grunts with the effort as he pulls Sir C up:: Where are the ladies?
You okay? ::as she clambers out::
(( I dunno... Why? We defeated the dragon! It's time to find some girls and live happily ever after, of course!))
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((I'm gonna change my species))
(( ::comes in as a turkey:: Food! ::charge with forks and knives::))
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(( ::Lysia flies overhead:: A Gargoyle creature! ::Charizard follows:: A dragon creature! ::a windmill moves:: ANOTHER DRAGON! ::faints::))
dangit? I told ya I hate that guy..
You really gotta work on yer aim, Pasty...the age is showing...
((When's good time for me to fly in?))
((::DEAD:: ARH!!!!!! ::attacks the windmill first::))
((::is dead at both::))
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Hey honey...isn't this where we meet? ::hearts in his eyes::
A gargoyle? ::is pulled out by SirC:: Great...
::growls, takes a swipe at his hat::
(ah goodie..))
(( Wow... When her eyes glow red like that... Man, is she cute! ::hearts, gets punched... loses teeth:: And, what a punch! What a woman! ::falls over::))
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::files up to MK, aims a flamethrower at him::
Neither do we... ::debates a good next move::
What now? ::to SirJ::
::is still climbing hopes MK doesn't notice her..::
(( Awww... What a cute lil'... ::gets his face singed... coughs out smoke:: I take it he doesn't like me?))
Aww...lookie the li'l firefly! ::takes the Pokemon in one hand::
((::giggles more::))
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Wait! I didn't recite my poem to you! ::puts a hand to his heart: What light on yonder window breaks????
((::dead::))
::is trying for a closer shot::