<McGrath> :: to nurse :: how's she doing ?
<Nurse>She has alot of internal injuries...it could be fatal...
<McGrath> :: issa concerned :: How extensive are they?
<JessieSK> ((AIY...))
<TBoneSK> ((<Nurse> Not so good I'm afraid.... <McGrath> Did she take a turn for the worst? <Nurse> Well, she's 97, honey. <McGrath> Uhm... Wrong patient. <Burst> Dunno... Mebbe she gotta facelift... ::is nailed with a bedpan to the head:: <Jessie> I heard that!))
<McGrath> ((DIES!!!!!!!))
<Burst> Why can't she listen...
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<RazorSK> ((<Nurse> She's okay... <McGrath> Oh! Good! ::sigh of relief:: <Nurse> Who's paying the bill? <McGrath> ::pauses:: Um... OH!! Have mercy on us!! We're just outta college!! Newly weds! No job!!! <Nurse> Newly weds? Bless you for coming out in public... ::as McGrath clings to her leg sobbing::))
<TBoneSK> ((::DIES!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!::))
<McGrath> ((DEAD!!!!!!!!))
<RazorSK> ((::dies, TBone!::))
<Nurse> Very serious i'm affraid...
<JessieSK> ((::issa trying hard not to crack up outloud as everyone else is asleep..::))
<McGrath> Is there anything that you can do?
<TBoneSK> ((<Nurse> ::pauses, hearing an extended beep:: Oh my! ::rushes in there... to find Jessie tied up in her IVs:: <Jessie> Get me outta here!!!! ::as heart monitor flatlines cuz she unplugged it thrashing around::))
<JessieSK> ::eyes are closed but she ain't asleep...:: <How do I get into this?>
<McGrath> ((::DIES!!))
<McGrath> ::sighs :: So is she gonna be fine?
<TBoneSK> ((<Nurse> Oh, Dark Kat caused those? Honey, you'll need a rabies shot and testing for bubonic plague. <Jessie> How could Dark Kat live with both of those?! <Nurse> He's either too evil to die or it explains the purple color.))
<Nurse>She has suffered severe blood loss but she is one tough kat..if she stays in bed she should be fine.
<McGrath> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))

<Burst> ::Sighs:: Crazy she-Kat's gonna get her self killed...
<RazorSK> ::doesn't get any answer, prays she didn't go out and do anything crazy::
<JessieSK> ::oh but she did!!! MWAHAH::
<TBoneSK> ((<McGrath> What makes you say that? <Burst> ::points to the empty bed and the line of sheets going out Jessie's window::))

<KittenSypher> ::seeking a better spot, climbs onto T-Bone's chest and curls up just in front of his face as cats are wont to do... so that on every breath T-Bone sucks in his fur then exhales it::
<RazorSK> ::calls Enforcer HQ!! HA HAHA!! ALREADY DID!! HA HA!!::
<RazorSK> ((<T-Bone> ::inhales deeply:: *SHONK!* <Sy> ::squeaks!! as he's sucked into T-Bone's mouth::))
<McGrath> ((::DEAD!!))
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::and cackles maniacally like that while he does it too:: <Feral> ::answers, finds out it's Jake, hangs up and turns to his secretary:: Do you think... I mean.... I might *have* been a bit hard on Clawson and Furlong... Clawson seems to be having a breakdown...))
<TBoneSK> ((::DIES Razor!!!::))
<RazorSK> ((::dies, T-Bone!!!!!::))
<McGrath> ((::DIES!!))

<McGrath> But before you do we should talk to Jess first
<Burst> yeah...
<McGrath> :: gestures :: You go first
<McGrath> ((::DEAD!!))
<McGrath> ((::DIES!!))
<Burst> ::sighs::she's gonna kill me...::hangs head and walks in::
<McGrath> ((:: starts to walk in, but closes the door behind burst, locking him in::))
<Burst> ((Nooo!! god noo!! she mutilate me!!::scratches door::))
<RazorSK> ((::dies!!::))
<McGrath> ((DIES!))
<TBoneSK> ((::DIES Burst!::))
<Burst> ((She would...))

<Katney> ::walks in:: Hiya, partner.
<TBoneSK> ::nods and stands, then looks down at the kitten:: That's Sy? ::realizing for the first time that the kitt isn't dark brown, he's a pale, pale tan and very fluffy with fur coming out of his ears::
<RazorSK> ((<Kat> Okay... ::grabs Jess, runs outta there with her, pulling her by the wrist and yadda:: <Jess> I'm fine... OWIE!! I'm NOT fine! I'm NOT fine! :crash of thunder,Jessie told the truth::))
<JessieSK> ::blinks at that:: hey partner...
<TBoneSK> ((<Kat> I brought flowers! ::produces a bouquet twice her size from behidn her back:: <Jessie> ::blinkblink::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((AT BOTH!!::))
<TBoneSK> ((::dies, Razor!::))
<TBoneSK> ((::dies!:: <Jessie> ::then, grabs the bouquet:: This's GREAT!!! ::stuffs it in front of the door:: Now, the nurses won't be able to tell I'm gone when I sneak out! C'mon!))
<JessieSK> ((DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))

<Katney> ::walks over, hasn't noticed Burst yet:: How are ya holding up?
<JessieSK> Alive... wha c'n I say???
<Burst> I'll just let you two talk.::leans against door::
<JessieSK> you missed me getting bashed up by Dark Kat tho' ...
<Katney> ::shrugs:: A lot of things. "Ouch, ye-ouch, get me outta here, get me my gun..." The list goes on.
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::and as the door opens outwards falls through it and outta Jessie's room::))
<Burst> ((Hey I didn't eat that much pie last night!))
<JessieSK> Well you did not miss "Get me outta here!!!" Cuz.. ::pause, clears her throat a tad:: Get me outta here!!!!!!!!
<RazorSK> ((<Burst> ::narrating:: "As I let them talk, I noticed something about the she-kat that walked in... Grayish fur, beautiful green eyes, her hair the color of.... *Record SCREEEEEEEEACH!!!* <Jessie> You mind!? We're trying to talk here!! <Burst> Sorry... ::small voice, meeps out::))
<Katney> ::falls over:: Meow!
<TBoneSK> ((<Jessie> My gun! YES! Get me my gun! I'm gonna hold the doctor hostage 'til I get a wheelchair to the roof and have a chopper waiting on me!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((AT BOTH!!))
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD T-BONE!!!::))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD! Razor!::))
<Burst> ((he he))
<Burst> ((GLLSG))
<Katney> ((<Katney> ::hears narration:: Hey, you just described lil' ole ME! ::gray fur, green eyes, purrs. Yes, Burst, she's AVAILABLE!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!:: ))
<RazorSK> ((::dies!::))
<TBoneSK> ((::flops over and dies::))
<JessieSK> I'se serious!! get me outta here!! the sooner the better!!
<Burst> ((<Burst>::Raises eyebrow and smiles at Katney::))
<RazorSK> ((<Burst> ::quits his job assa freelance writer... it's dangerous... people read his mind...))

<RazorSK> Maybe... we better just take him over to the Megs to stay until we stop Dark Kat...
<TBoneSK> ::nods:: If you can pry him off....
<RazorSK> ::chuckles:: I c'n convince 'im...
<RazorSK> ::stands up, hands Sy to T-Bone as he ties his mask back on::
<TBoneSK> ((<T-Bone> I dunno... ::noting that Sy, afraid of being left along, has nervously been chewing on Razor's pantleg... about a foot of it has gone in the kitt's mouth and it's still attached to the suit::))
<RazorSK> ((::dies!::))

<Burst> Allright...Katney((::Purrs::))
<Katney> ((Don't think you're on a special level, Burst. Everyone calls me that))
<McGrath> ((::snorks::))
<TBoneSK> ((<Burst> Drat. Uhm, honeybunch? <Kat> Don't think that puts you high on my kill list.. I've heard worse.))
<RazorSK> ((::DIES!!::))
<JessieSK> ((DEAD!!!))

<RazorSK> ::leaps out once they arrive::
<TBoneSK> ::gets out of jet, goes inside:: ((...Razor does too cuz his mun types too slow::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<TBoneSK> ((But, he beat T-Bonemun that time.))
<RazorSK> ((::baps T-Bonemun witha raw salame))
<JessieSK> ((ROFL!!))
<TBoneSK> ((Ew! I've been slimed!))
<McGrath> ((::DIES!::))
<TBoneSK> ((::as is hit with a greasy salami::))
<RazorSK> ((Ha! I don't type too slow to do THAT!))
<Burst> ((THAT'D HURT))
<JessieSK> ((<Razor> ::baps T-Bone with a T-Bone steak...no pun intended MWAHAHA!!!::))
<Katney> ::can pratically read her mind:: What do you want me to do, Jess, slip the doctors money under the table?
<RazorSK> ((::DEADDEADJESS!!!::))

<Burst> How are you gettin her outta here?
<McGrath> Its my cloaking device, you get into a wheel chair and I can sneak us both out
<JessieSK> NO wheelchairs either!! I can walk!!
<TBoneSK> ((<McGrath> ::however, can't resist surfing on the wheelchair.. seems to fly thru the halls as he could only cloak the chair::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<McGrath> ::sighs:: Fine, lemme readjust the amplitude
<McGrath> ((::DEAD!!!::))

<McGrath> alright Burst, can you open the door? It might look kinda funny if it just opens all by itself
<TBoneSK> ((<Burst> ::walks out casually... with this extra shuffling sound following along behind him::))
<JessieSK> but how are they going to explain this one? when they don't see me in there??
<JessieSK> ((DEAD!!::))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<Burst> ::Chuckles::The haunted hospital...::as he opens the door and walks out::
<McGrath> ummm :: didn't think about that :: Burst will take care of it
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::walks out slamming the door shut..hears a bunch of hard thumps, then..:: <Jessie> BUUUUUUUURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Burst> she suddenly got stronger!::runs!!::))
<Burst> ((OH boy how do I explain the dissapearing psycho))

<RazorSK> Sypher... just be a good kitten, okay? I'll be back soon..
<Sypher> ::sorta shuts off the crying, but still sniffles::
<RazorSK> Let's go, buddy...
<TBoneSK> ((<Sypher> ::fountain of tears turns off the minute Razor swears to bring back a lollie::))
<TBoneSK> ::nods and follows him::
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!::))

<Razor>::grabs radio::Jess ya there?
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::gets Jess:: Hey, how ya' doin? <Jessie> Oh, fine. ::tries to hide noise of driving:: <Razor> Hospital staff treating you good? <Jessie> Never better. <Razor> You escaped, didn't you?))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<Burst> ((heee heeeeeee ))

<JessieSK> No Dark Kat is at Enforcer HQ.. sleeping it off..::somewhat sour voice...lets a litte pain slip in there..::
<TBoneSK> ::glances at Razor at her pained tone::
<TBoneSK> ((Sleeping it off? <Dark Kat> ::partied it up, thinking he'd won and they caught him during his hangover... drug him away from the toilet where he was barfing even::))
<ViperSK> ((::DIES!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<DK> ::Was partying all night with his Creeplings..<Cs> ::are asleep here and there all over the place where DK was found...::))
<ViperSK> ((::DIES::))

<TBoneSK> ((::is waiting on Viper to make his move, can't see him from a jet down inna storm drain::))
<TBoneSK> ((<T-Bone> ::keen eagle eyes site the distant, infinitesimal speck of Viper below:: It's Viper!!!!!!!! ::sends the jet into a dive for Viper's hiding place like a bird of prey spying a mouse::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Viper> ::squeal, shuts the storm drain:: ))

<Enforcers> ::come trooping in at last::
<ViperSK> oof! :: lands on da floor unconscious ::
<Burst> Took you guys long enough!
<ViperSK> ((<Enforcers> :: are late, even in their own HQ!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Enforcers> ::lost they key::))
<Enforcers> ::muttermutter, move to take villains into custody::
<JessieSK> ((<Enforcers> ::got lost while getting there... that building gets renovated every month!!!::))
<TBoneSK> ((<T-Bone> You could just blast down the door... <Enforcers> The Commander'd take it outta our paychecks!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<ViperSK> ((::DIES at everyone!))
<Burst> ((of course! they would be late if they were in the same room as the baddie!))
<TBoneSK> ((<Enforcers> ::on the left side of the room, baddie's on the right:: Duuuuh... Which way did he go, George?))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Enforcers> ::it's a HUGE room okay?::))
<JessieSK> ((<E> ::and it's a dark room!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<E> ::can't afford the electroc bill..))

<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> ::has a major hangover from the dart McGRath clipped to her...wonders what was in that dart..::))
<JakeClawson> ((<Dart> ::was filled with coffee and creamer:: <Jess> CREAMER!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<SypherSK> ((::dies!::))

<JakeClawson> Did you... write it there?
<SypherSK> ::shakes his head:: I don't know how.
<JakeClawson> ::frowns, thinking it over::
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> But, I know what my name looks like so I can now! ::learns fast being a CyberKat, thinks Jake wants him to practice and scrawls his name on everything in reach::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<JakeClawson> ((DEAD))
<JessieSK> ((<Sypher> ::in no time can write "Sypher was here" anywhere he wants to::))
<Burst> Well I will help you even if you don't want it...
<JakeClawson> ((::DEAD!!!!:: <Sy> ::Wrote it outside Enforcer HQ and on the runway:: <Feral> :has a cow and a three fourths::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<SypherSK> ((::dies!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Sypher> ::why write when he can burn it with energy!!!:: ))
<JakeClawson> ((<Sy> spray paint?? Who needs it?! I got the good stuff!!))
<SypherSK> ::tosses the ball up and down, catching it::
<SypherSK> ((::so dead!::))
<JakeClawson> ::grinning::
<Burst> ((::past dead::))
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::Vampired!::))
<Burst> ((that'd be undead!!!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::dead then Vampired:: <Jessmun> happy?))

<Ball> ::still glowing a bit::
<JakeClawson> :frowns:: Wonder if the Cyberkats have anything to do with this...
<SypherSK> ::shrugs, doesn't know::
<JessieSK> ((<Trix> ::pops up from the ball:: BOO!! <Sy> AIEEE ::runs:: <Jake> Matrix..... <Trix> sorry thought if I give him a scare it would turn him back to normal <Jake> ::sighs::))
<JakeClawson> ((::DIES!!!!!!:: <Trix> It works with hic-cups!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Burst> ((::Undead::))
<SypherSK> ((::SODEAD!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Jake> he doesn't HAVE hiccups!! <Sy> ::issa hiccuping now:: <Trix> he does now!! ::zips off to scare Sy again:: ))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<JakeClawson> ((DEAD!!))
<Todd> ((::DIES::!!))
<Burst> ((::very dead::))
<JessieSK> ((what's the difference between dead and very dead?? very dead is when the body's colder??))
<Burst> ((yep!))
<McGrath> ((::Decomposing!!!::))
<Todd> ((Eww!!))
<Burst> ((::dead at McGrath::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<McGrath> ((that is what the differance between dead and very dead is))
<JakeClawson> ((::dies:: Very dead is when you can't die anymore than you can... Erm.. Sagey no make sense... Sagey shut up..... Sagey go check on Feral! ::goes to chase the dog outta the room::))

<Burst> ((::dead as Pastmaster::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::is a red skeleton::))
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::is an 800 year old red skeleton::))
<Burst> ((So!!!!!!))
<Burst> ((I do have red fur...))
<McGrath> ((<Burst> :: is an 800 year old red skeleton that forgot to pay the death tax and is being arrested::))
<JakeClawson> ((<Burst> I do SO have red fur! I do! I do! ::throws a tantrum::))
<JessieSK> ((::DAD!!::))
<SypherSK> (Death tax... ::dies::))
<JessieSK> ((::dies!!::))
<Burst> ((Sage!!!!!!!!!))
<JakeClawson> ((::dies, death tax::))
<JakeClawson> ((::beams, runs from Burst::))
<Burst> ((::Runs after but stops for pie::))
<Burst> ((Mmmmmmmmmm....))
<SypherSK> ((::dies, Burst!::))

<DarkKat> ::issa...issa sitting inna .... rocking char forgive the munfor being silly....::
<Globulous> :: drops him at DK's feet :: Here is the one that you requested master
<JakeClawson> ((<DK> ::knitting socks for all the wittle Enforcer toddlers::)))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Globulous> ((::DIES::))
<DarkKat> good.. now get to the rest of the plan...
<SypherSK> ((::DIES!:: <DK> ::knitting for all his "children" - the creeplings, CyberKats, and Globby::))
<JakeClawson> ((DEAD))
<Globulous> ((::DIES::))
<Burst> ((<Dark Kat>::dying fur bright pink::What are doing back allreday?????))
<JessieSK> ((::ROFL::))
<Globulous> ((::Dies:))

<DarkKat> you know what to do... ::laffs as he rocks aback and forth in that chair::
<SypherSK> ((<Globby> Give Lt. Steele Feral's job? <Dark Kat> Yesss.... ::evilly::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Burst> ((::fosillized::))
<Globulous> :: nods,:: What of that enforcer she-kat who caused you so much trouble?
<JessieSK> ((<Burst> ::is discovered a century later....:: ))
<JakeClawson> ((DEAD))
<Burst> ((thats how I feel))
<Globulous> ((<Burst> :: discovered eating pie too::))
<Todd> ((Dead!!::))
<Burst> ((yes i would))

<FrequencySK> He doesn't even know the name of Sypher's partner.
<FrequencySK> ((<Dark Kat> ::seeing Trix:: What was your name again? Keanu Reeves? Neo? Morpheus? <Trix> Matrix. <Dark Kat> Oh... I was close.))

<Todd> ::holds up robotic hand and deflects bullet:: You'll have to do better than that...::fries anew::
<JessieSK> ((fries??))
<KitSK> ((::dies:: fries!))
<Todd> ((OI! Bad speller:: points to mun!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::cracks up::))
<KoratGSK> ((::fries and DIES!!!::))
<DriverSK> ((:dies!::))
<JessieSK> ((you want fries with that?))
<KoratGSK> (( and a coke?))
<Todd> ((::ROFL!!DEAD!!::))
<KoratGSK> ((Welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?))
<JessieSK> ((::snorks:: ))
<Manx> ((::so very dead dead dead dead!!!!!::))
<DriverSK> ((:DEAD::))
<FrequencySK> ((<Yoda> ::pulls thru, places an order... doesn't get his fries:: Gypped me you have!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<DriverSK> ((DEAD))
<Manx> ((<Burst>I'll have one giood pie!))
<Todd> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<KoratGSK> ((::DIES!!::))

<KoratGSK> :: pulls out a gun :: Oh i think that you have time for this :: as he aims at Manx's fett :: NOW DANCE! :: as he fires a round or two ::
<Manx> ::screams::Ah!!!!!
<KoratGSK> You call that dancing? :: as he fires again :: Now, Moonwalk!
<Manx> ::Runs behind desk and and starts crying::What do you want?Money??
<KoratGSK> :: shoots up his desk ::
<Manx> ::SCREAMS ANEW::OK!! ::DOES THE WORST MOONWALK POSSIBLE::
<DriverSK> (<Manx> ::with the circus highwalk act music inna BG::))
<JessieSK> ((ROFL!!!!!!::))
<Manx> ((dead))
<FrequencySK> ((::Dies::))
<KoratGSK> ::fires again :: Now, do the mashed potato
<Manx> The what???!!
<KoratGSK> :: shoot again :: DANCE!
<DriverSK> ((<Manx> Mashed potatoe? <Jason> That's POTATO!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<KoratGSK> ((::DIES::))
<Manx> ::scearms like a 5 year old::Ok!!!::tries to break dance::
<KoratGSK> :: fires again :: THAT WAS HORRIBLE, DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN! :: fires some more rounds ::
<FrequencySK> ((<Manx> ::does that electric chicken thing we had to learn back in gym class in school... or whatever it was called::))
<Manx> Please heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllppppp!!!!!::does the funky chiken::
<DriverSK> ((<Enforcers> ::as they see the video later:: You gotta admit... it's funny....))
<Manx> ((DEAD))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<KoratGSK> <ah yes, Dark Kat will be pleased when I present him with this footage>
<Manx> ((GlPpG))
<KoratGSK> :: Fires again :: Now do the hustle! :: as he fires again ::
<FrequencySK> ((<Enforcers> ::HOWL with laughter:: <Dark Kat> ::saving the world more pain, laughs himself to death literally:: <Globby> Oops....))
<Manx> ::does the monkey instead::
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<DriverSK> ((::DEADDEADSOOODEAD::))
<KoratGSK> :: thinks, then smiles :: Now, do the macerana :: as he shoots again ::
<SypherSK> ((<Manx> HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!))
<Manx> ((picture manx doin the monkey))
<KoratGSK> ((::DIES::((
<MatrixSK> ((<Jason> ::looking at video behind bars:: I AM NOT THAT CRUEL!))
<SypherSK> ((<Manx> ::does it then:: <Globby> My eyes! Stop! STOP!!!!!!!!))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<Manx> ::does the best Macrana ever::
<KoratGSK> :: realizes that that was enough :: alright, that was pretty good, but now, here is the hard part :: as he grabs flag pole and places it atop two low chairs :: Limbo!
<SypherSK> ((<Globby> ::then sets the pole on fire::))
<Manx> ::falls to knees::please stop!
<SypherSK> ((::has this obsession with a flaming limbo bar::))
<KoratGSK> ((::DIES::))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((<Enforcer 1> That was supposed to be framing? <Enforcer 2> I think it was more an entry for America's Funniest Home Videos.... ::munching popcorn::))
<Manx> ((::dead::))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!::))
<KoratGSK> :: fires some more rounds :: DO IT, and if you don't make it under...
<Manx> ::does it and falls::
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<KoratGSK> :: laffs evily :: looks like you die! :: as he shoots, but with incredible accuracy removes the tupay from his head ::
<Manx> ::criying::No!!!!! i'll give anything!!!!!
<KoratGSK> <okay, that should be enough> :: as he leaves the sobbing, and quite bald mayor ::

<KoratGSK> :: makes it back to DK, and plays the tape for him ::
<DarkKat> ::laffs his head off...or at least his bunny slippers!!:: very good Globby.. now part two...
<KoratGSK> :: mutates into Feral :: I'll make sure that the Enforcers receive this...
<SypherSK> ((<Globby> ::secretly films DK in his bunny slippers::))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Manx> ((::dead::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<ShrapnelSK> ((<DK> ::make that PINK bunny slippers::))

<FeralGSK> :: door now breaks down, as enforcers pour in ::
<Jason> ::blinks!:: DO what?
<SypherSK> ((<Jase> ::sighs:: We ate all the donuts again, didn't we?))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<Burst> ((DEAD))

<Jason> Under what counts? ::holds his hands up anyway::
<FeralGSK> Attempted Murder, caught on tape
<Jason> Attempted murder!? When was this!?
<FeralGSK> :: eyes clawson :: Lt., you are relieved, now leave
<SypherSK> ((<Feral> Torture, embarrasment of a known incompet... er... public official...))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<Burst> ((dead))
<JessieSK> No Commander... ::crosses her arms on her chest as she stands infronta Jase, eyes Feral::
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!!))

<SypherSK> ::iiiiiiis... whatever might have transpired is surely still at the garage... even if the Boys left, he has all the knowledge most CyberKats have now, so it's not like leaving a small child... he is one emotionally, but not so much so that he's going to run around and stick his fingers in electrical outlets or damage things when left alone::
<JasonSK> ((Sypher... he was a bright child... a very bright child... blinding, even......))
<FeralGSK> ((::snorks::))
<SypherSK> ::okay, he actually might stick his finger in electrical outlets, but he knows how to charge up and not just char::
<SypherSK> ((::dies, Sage!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!:: ))
<SypherSK> ((<Jake> ::comes home... to find a fork sticking out of every last electrical outlet in the place:: The child is mocking me.))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<JessieSK> ((::Dead!!::))
<JasonSK> ((DEAD!!!!::))
<Burst> ((::DEAD::))
<SypherSK> ((<Chance> ::looks up, was helping Sy with the last fork.. has rubber gloves on... scurries to hide::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<JasonSK> ((:DEAD, Sy!::))
<Burst> ((::DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Jake> They're both mocking me... ::pause:: So, what is new? ::leaves all the forks, not his fault if someone can't watch Scaredy Kat::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<JessieSK> ((DEAD!!)
<JasonSK> ((::DEAD!:::))
<Burst> ((poor us Chance would hurt people without skaredy kat))
<SypherSK> ((<Chance> ::realizes he inadvertantly blew a fuse, thinks... some time later.... issa adjusting Sy's ears:: <Sy> ::eyes are all staticy:: <Chance> ::moves ears 'til he gets a clear picture::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<Burst> ((::dies::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!))
<JasonSK> ((::DEAD!! You fiend! The poor child!))
<JessieSK> ((yes poor thing!! ))
<SypherSK> ((Mwahahaaaaa!))

<Chance> ::turns on the TV and searches for a news bulletin, finds one and leaves it there::
<Jake> :frowns, ears perked.. as mun as mun wonders the outcome... She's as curious as anybody who's befuddled::
<SypherSK> ::curls up onna couch and watches::
<FeralGSK> ((<Chance> :: hassa scardey kat in the mini screens as he is distractedly watching the news::))
<Chance> ::watches with Jake::
<Burst> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Chance> No! <Jake> What?! ::quickly:: <Chance> Scaredy Kat shoulda known better than ta'... <Jake> CHANCE!!!))
<JasonSK> ((::dead::))
<Burst> ((::dies anew::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADGONE!!!!!!!!!!::))
<JasonSK> ((::dies::))
<JasonSK> ((<Chance> :has three TV sets like Elvis did.. all on the same channel::))
<JessieSK> ((::GONE!!::))
<FeralGSK> ((<ANn Gora> we have some dreadful news...<Chance> :: dies with laffter as scardey kat gets blwon up with something, eveyone stares at him strangely ::))
<Burst> ((::dies again::))
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> ::chews onna remote... channel changes every now and then, but he puts it back... until Jake takes the remote away... then he moves to digging out the peanuts Chance dropped down inna cushions::))
<JasonSK> ((::EXTINCT!!:::)))
<SypherSK> ((::SOOOODEAD, Feral!::))
<FeralGSK> ((::snorks::)
<Burst> ((::EWWWWWWWWWWW::))
<JessieSK> ((::Fossilizied!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::GonePastmaster!!::))
<JasonSK> ((::dies::))

<Hard-Drive1> ((<Ann gora> In other news, Mayor Manx was given the Heroism award of the year title...))
<Burst> ((::chuckles::))
<SypherSK> ((<Chance> ::hears that:: Jake... You been playin' with the dimensional radar down the in hangar? <Jake> Yeah... Why?))
<JessieSK> ((<Ann Gora> no wait that's wrong.... he got the chicken award of the year title... _))
<Hard-Drive1> ((::DIES::))
<JasonSK> ((<AG> After "accidentally" tripping on the cable that connected the bomb to the outlet...))
<Burst> ((::CHUCKLES AT BOTH::))
<JasonSK> ((DEAD))
<Hard-Drive1> ((::snorks::))
<Burst> ((ALL 3))
<SypherSK> ((Manx gets the Turkey Award! Manx gets the Turkey award! ::has actually been on a trip where people were nominated for a "Turkey Award"::))
<JasonSK> ((::dies::))
<Hard-Drive1> ((::issa DEAD!!::))
<Burst> ((::ANIME SWEATDROP::))

<Chance> ::blinks as report ends:: They did what?!
<JessieSK> ((::snorks::))
<SypherSK> ((<Jake> Well, Jase making Manx dance... I mean... I'd do it... As Razor...))
<Hard-Drive1> ((::DIES::))
<Burst> ((::Gigles::))
<JasonSK> ((::dies::))
<Burst> ((::is waitin fer Ann to say somthin about...Him::))
<SypherSK> ((<Chance> I wouldn't... All that blubber doing the macarena... Give me nightmares....))
<Jake> ::eyes narrowed:: It can't be them... ::pauses to look at video:: You gotta admit.. Manx doing the macarena is kinda... funny...
<JasonSK> ((DEAD!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Chance> ::snorks:: It's better than funny.
<Burst> ((::SCREAMS::Noooooo!!!!!! the image!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<Hard-Drive1> ((<Jake> :: see's the footage, :: You know, its kinda mezmorising, kinda like a lava lamp))
<SypherSK> ((::flops over and twitches;:))
<Burst> ((NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!))
<JasonSK> ((AUGH!!!! ::TWITCH::))

(Jason and Jessie being in jail...)
<Chance> ::sobers:: Okay, okay. So, whada we do, Buddy?
<SypherSK> ((<Jake> The only thing we can do... <Chance> You don't mean...! <Jake> Yes. You bake the cakes, I'll find the hacksaws.))

<JasonSK> Drop the act, Globby... I know it's you...
<SypherSK> ((<Jason> I'd know that trail of slime anywhere... You're Lt. Steele, aren't you?!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Hard-Drive1> ((:DIES::))
<JasonSK> ((DEAD))
<Burst> ((::Dies::))

<JasonSK> ::raises the blaster to "half baked." Good. ::fires quite a few times::
<StaticSK> ((What? No "Deep fat fry?!"))
<JessieSK> ((<Jase> ::sets blaster to fry!!! changes his mind sets it to deep fry::))
<Burst> ((::dies::))
<Hard-Drive1> ((<Jase> :: ::sets it too, um, cook at a nice 200 degrees, just enough to get the water boiling ::))
<JasonSK> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))

<Feral> :: has the gun :: Now, will you be cooperative and return to your holding cell?
<StaticSK> ((Jase> Don' wanna!))
<JasonSK> ::stands, arms raised:: Over my dead body... ::growls::
<JasonSK> ((::dies!:: <Jase> NO wanna!! ::pout::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Burst> ((::Dies::))
<StaticSK> ((<Feral> You'll go there and think about what you did!))
<Burst> ((::diess anew::))
<JasonSK> ((<Feral> TIME OUT!))
<JessieSK> ((<Feral> Bad Jason!! go stand inna corner!! ))
<Hard-Drive1> ((::DIES::))
<Burst> ((::STILL DEAD::))

<Armagedon> ::Chuckles::Fine then...Demon Blast!!!!!!::Fires at Mazie::
<Mazie> ::dodges::
<Hard-Drive1> ((<armageddon> :: blasts a donut vending machine, and has just encurred the wrath of every enforcer as they all dog pile him, er, kat pile even::))
<Mainframe> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Armagedon> ((::dead::))
<StaticSK> ((::DIES!:: <Enforcers> ::chase Armageddon with pitchforks and torches:: Destroy the monster!!!))

<snakething> ::lets out a cry of pain, whan all of a sudden...::
<DustyInnaHat> ((We never answered if we're going to have Jess and Dusty being related to Jake and Chance. Yay or nay?))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> HAH!! Never eat a she kat who's armed to the teeh!! ))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::innocently:: Snakey go pop!))
<snakething> :: EXPLODES!!! BIG CABOOM!!::

<ChanceInnaHat> ::finds his machete, makes sure it's okay and all::
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Chance> Oh my gosh its not breathing!! HALP!!!!!!!! ::pause:: wait it's not SUPPOSTED to breathe! DOH ))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> There's snake gut on my machete!!! <Jessie> Stop whining. I have snake gut on EVERY PART OF MY BODY, okay?!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies, Jess!::-))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::Dies::-))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))

<Chop Shop> :: returns with an even bigger gun :: He Ha HEE HA HE HA!! :: as he takes aim ::
<Jessie> ::tackles CS as he returns...tries to get the gun from him::
<Mainframe> ((<CS> ::comes back with a Narf gun..:: there much better! ))
<Chop Shop> HE HA HE HA HAH Let go! :: as he pulls the trigger ::
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((Narf gun?! Oooo...Did Pinky make it?))
<FeralGSK> ((::snorks::))
<Jessie> ::shot passes through her shoulders, winces in pain, growls then tries to get the gun away from him a new::
<Armagedon> ((::giggles::prolly))
<FeralGSK> ((Narf gun, I like it))
<FeralGSK> ((<Mcgrath> :: pulls out a nerf gun with the nerf scribbled out, and replaced with Narf :: Its my latest invention, kids will buy this and make me rich!))

<Jessie> ::wrestles the gun away from him. points it at CS:: Freeze...
<StaticCyberKat> ((<CS> ::thinks that's funny, laughs:: <Jess> ::shoots him:: <CS> ::thinks that's funny too... laughs 'til he passes out::))
<Armagedon> ((::gigles::))
<Mainframe> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((::dies, Feral::))
<FeralGSK> ((<CS> :: laffs in his sleep::))
<Mainframe> ((<CS> ::laffs as he's burried::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Jessie> ::ties his mouth shut::))
<Armagedon> Tomarrow Manx....Be happy i'm giving you one last sunrise....
<Mainframe> ((ROFL!! ))
<FeralGSK> <Chop Shop> HE HA HE HE HUH? :: as the gun is stripped away from him ::
<Armagedon> ((<CS>::muffled laughs::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Manx> How about one last round of galf? <Armageddon> Goodness, no. Everyone's already sick of you and your "galf!"))
<Jessie> ::small smile as she holds it up at him...she can't miss at this distance::
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<Armagedon> ((sings the "Galf" song))
<Mainframe> ((::DEAD!!::))

<Burst> ::sittin in chair::
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Burst> ::in "The Thinker" position::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Burst> Wow... ::pondering the Wendy's burger and the McDonald's burger:: Wendy's is square...))
<Burst> ((<Burst>::issa relly sleepin::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES!!!!::))
<Mainframe> ((::DEAD!!::))

<Jessie> ::Stands:: did you know you gave me one heckuba headache there?? ::as she extends her claws..yes is gonna fight him claw to claw if needs to me..::
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Jessie> ::all beat up:: I'll bite yer kneecaps off!))
<Mainframe> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<Mainframe> ((::snoooooorks!!::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES and flops over::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Jess> ::gnaws on Shard's ankle:: <Shard> I get no respect. ::wanders around, dragging Jess as he speaks, giving a moving soliloquy on how he only appeared in one ep but was supposed to appear in more::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))

<Burst> Any good info yet Shrap?
<FeralGSK> ((<Shrap> :: issa playing a game new to him, called pong on a TV in the corner :: Huh?))
<Mainframe> <Shrapnel> we need to find the others..I can't handlt Dark Kat yet...
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Shrap> ::moves up in the world... discovers "Pong Kombat"::))
<Mainframe> ((::DEAD!!::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DEAD::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((It exists.))

<StaticCyberKat> ::something of an explosion, yes... nice lil' EMP too.. not healthy for CyberKats... pure death if strong enough::
<Mainframe> <ARGH!!!> ::nice li'l?? his systems are fried!!::
<Shard> seal the doors!
<ChopShop> Ha HE HA HAH HE HA! :: as he presses a button, sealing everyone inside the building ::
<Jessie> C'mon what's the matter can't handle a she-kat?
<StaticCyberKat> ::screams a half-electric, half kat scream as she solidifies... got a few things fried too::
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Shard and CS> ::eye the two smoking CyberKats:: <CS> ::thinks it's funny:: <Shard> I say we sell 'em to MacDonald's as french fries... <CS> ::falls over laughing:: And, they say I'm crazy.))

<Burst> got any ideas on how to get Jess and Jase out?
<FeralGSK> ((<Shrap> :: pulls out pice of paper with labled "Escape plan" :: According to this we'll need lots of spoons))
<Burst> ((::DEAD::))
<Mainframe> ((::DEAD!!::))
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Burst> But.... There is no spoon. <Shrap> Ahhh... He is The One!))
<Burst> ((<The Tick>Spoooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!))
<Mainframe> ((::snorks!!::))
<FeralGSK> ((::DEAD::))

<Shard> :: stops CS :: Lemme have a little fun first
<Shard> :: cracks his knuckles ::
<JessieSK> ::raises an eyebrow at that...:: <what am I getting myself into?> ::dismisses that thought as fast as it came::
<JessieSK> (( TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!! ))
<FeralGSK> ((TO THE DEATH!!))
<Burst> ((????))
<StaticCyberKat> ((::gets popcorn::))
<FeralGSK> ((!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::laffs..::)
<StaticCyberKat> ((::munchmunch:: Whee doggies! Death match! ::is kidding, mind you::))
<JessieSK> ::is poised for a fight....and my what a stance!!!::
<FeralGSK> ((::DIES::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))

<shard> :: punches Jess inna face as he issa punched in the face at the same time::
<JessieSK> ::sidesweeps to knock Shard;s feet from under him::
<shard> :: staggers, and barely regains his ballance ::
<JessieSK> ::issa puched, doesn't even blink at that...does a roundhouse kick,...learned that from Jase prolly...::
<StaticCyberKat> ((<Static>::wakes up and reappears inna cheerleading uniform:: Jessie! Jessie! <Mainframe> ::smacks himself in the head muttering something that sounds like "...embarrassment to the species..."::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!::))

<Mattinnafedora> ((<everyone> :: all strugle up the mountain, to find Jake already at the top:: How did you get up here so fast? <Jake> I took the escelator, its in the back))
<JessieInnaHat> ::sighs, sarts climbing that mountain as fast as she can::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD!::-))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDAD!!::-))
<JakeInnaHat> :reaches the foot:: Jessie!! ::calls up:: wait a sec!!
<ChanceInnaHat> Jessie!
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Jake> :: reaches the foot, then climbs up the leg, then up the torso, then up the arm and reaches the head of the mountain::-))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DAD!::-))
<JessieInnaHat> ::looks down:: what??
<JakeInnaHat> ((::WAS SOOOOO WAITING FOR A PUN LIKE THAT!!!! SOOO DEAD))
<JakeInnaHat> You can't just climb up this thing without us as back-up.
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::then pokes its eye:: <Mountain Demon> ::awakens, roaring, and chases them:: <Chance> JAKE!!! Why'd you do that?! <Jake> It was just so much eyeball! How could I resist?!))
<JakeInnaHat> We better get going, Chance... she won't wait... ::hopes Dusty is okay. Um.... had the guide stay with her to take her after them later:
<ChanceInnaHat> ::is likewise::
<ChanceInnaHat> Roger that. ::starts climbing::
<Mattinnafedora> <rock> :: collapses under Jess's weight ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::does nothing... lets Chance haul him up::-))
<Mattinnafedora> ((::dies::-))
<JakeInnaHat> ((:dies!!:: <Jake> Take yer time, bud. I'm fine... ::arms behind head, stretches, relaxes::))

<JakeInnaHat> :teeth clenched... and as mun wants to be as evil as Matt, feels the wind blowing:: C...Crud....
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> Carry me! ::wail, cling to Chance::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies!::))
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Jake> what else can go wrong?! <lightening> :: hits him ::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::sighs:: Alright then. ::grabs Jake and slings him over his shoulders::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::starts climbing again::
<JessieInnaHat> ((:DAD!!::)
<JakeInnaHat> N...No.. Ch...Chance... th... there's...a b...blizzard... com...coming... I c'n...se...sense it....
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::as he's wrapped around Chance's neck like a big stole:: Admit it... There IS an ulterior motive here.... <Chance> What? ::pulling Jake's furry warmth closer to keep warm::))
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Chance> :: in a swartzenegger voice :: You pathetic weaklings, I shall show you how to climb a mountain))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((SODEAD))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies Matt!::))
<Mattinnafedora> ((::DIES::))

<ChanceInnaHat> Then, we gotta catch Jess... ::climbs, hanging on to Jake::
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Jess> :: reaches the summit:: <Mountain> :: all of a sudden gets taller::))
<JakeInnaHat> :hangs on, prays Jessie is okay::
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Chance> :: as he gets to the top has managed to carry both Jess and Jake, but all of their supplies, the Turbokat, a can of tuna here and there...::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::climbs:: Jessie! ::can't see her now for the snow::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DIES!:: <Chance> A mere warmup. Everest here I come!))
<Snow> :: tries to blind them, is evil snow it be ::
<JessieInnaHat> ::Reaches the top I guess....stops there,,, sinks to her knees shaking her head...realised she's running out of air:: crud..
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Mattinnafedora> ((::DEAD::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD Matt and Chance!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::before Jess seems to be a flat plain... and WeatherMan if you would have the ground collapse beneath her please::
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Jess> :: then looks up, and notices that she's just on a little stump, as the mountain goes higher up::))

<JakeInnaHat> :ground collapses beneath Jessie:
<ChanceInnaHat> ::you're not the WeatherMan Jake::
<ground> :: was a nice ground, but doesnt like kats stepping on it, so it collapses ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::still climbing, carrying his nice warm, living blankie...er... saving his bud::
<JessieInnaHat> ::issa very close to passing out...sinks to the ground as it collapses::
<JakeInnaHat> ::Oh, alright. Gives the crown back to Matt::
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Matt> :: cleans it::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((Sorries! ^_^))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Sage> ::got chocolate on it while getting "RP fuel"::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!)
<Mattinnafedora> ((<Matt> :: then polishes it:: You should be, because the ground underneath you just collapsed! <Sagey> huh...ack! :: falls into a bottomless pit ::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((Fiend))

<JakeInnaHat> J...Jess...ie.....
<ChanceInnaHat> ::pauses:: Jake, you okay?
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> I can't feel my nose... <Chance> ::reaches back to rub it for him to keep it warm:: <Jake> Chance... That's my eye...))

<hole> :: is a hole, enough said ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> Here ya' go, bud. ::sets Jake down in hole and turns to check pack.. looks back... no Jake:: Jake?))
<Mattinnafedora> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::lands on Jessie:; Don't worry! I'm okay! I landed on something soft... <Jessie> ::softly:: This is soooo not my day...))
<JakeInnaHat> ::collapses to his knees::
<JessieInnaHat> ::still on that snow bar or whatever.....::
<Mattinnafedora> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((my words exactly Kris!!! ))
<Mattinnafedora> ((<snow bar> what would you like, popsicle, snow cone...))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jessie> ::by the time they find her is quite drunk with freebies from the snow bar::))
<Mattinnafedora> ((::DIES::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!! then thwarp Kris.. she doesn't drink!! ))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((To keep warm?))
<air> :: is cousin to the thin air, didnt take jenny craig, so its fat air, just try not to breathe too much, might get colestoral::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADMATT))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jessie> ::never MEANT to drink, but the Saint Bernard with the lil' barrel around his neck poured it in her with a funnel::))
<Mattinnafedora> ((::SOOODAED KRIS!!!::))

<statueinahat> :: tosses Jess away, then becomes a statue again, perfectly still ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jessie> AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ::scream fades past city gates:: <Statue> ::loses interest then::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::hits a ...rock I guess..iss KOed..hey Jake and Chance need to catch up to' 'er anyway..::
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies:;)
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!::))
<rock> :: meant to be there to Ko her ::
<statueinahat> ((<Jess> :: hit an evil rock::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> ::Adds living rocks to her list pf hazards::)
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> Jess! What happened?! <Jess> I threw off the Emperor's groove! Bewaaare the groove!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADDEADSOOOOOOODEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<statueinahat> ((::DEADSOOOOOOOOOOOOODEAD!!!!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::DEADDEAD!!!!!!!::))

<JakeInnaHat> Jessie.... ::shakes her gently, checks for any bleeding::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::checks her legs and all for other damages::
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> You gonna be okay? <Jessie> Grooooove.... groooove..))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::her forehead only... where she slappmed into the wall...das it..I think...::
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((Oh... S'only her head then. Hardest part of her body. She'll be fine.))
<statueinahat> ((::DEAD::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<statueinahat> ((::Flops over::))

<statueinahat> :: tossed Jake over his shoulder::
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Statue> ::issa wearing Jess's hat...steals the hats::))
<JakeInnaHat> :flies, shouting.... lands inna deep pond:
<ChanceInnaHat> ::grabs Jess up and runs between its legs::
<Katney> ((<Jake> I'll show you it's not a statue. ::breaks the statue's neck, it doesn't say anything:: See? No one can take THAT without a scream. ::they walk off, statue falls over::))
<statueinahat> ((::DIES:: issa hat hunter!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))
<statueinahat> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> NO!!! ::goes after 'im, falls to 'er knees as she gets dizzy again:: crud...
<statueinahat> :: looks at Chance ::
<statueinahat> :: inna hat ::
<JakeInnaHat> (("It's all stuffed, boy, with cotton, and it's head is wood, see?! Wood, wood wood!!"))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::is carrying Jess... once between the thing's feet, in the general direction Jake flew::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((It's just three miles as the Jake flies.))

<statueinahat> ((<Jake> :: is still flyine, winds up back in MKC::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((:DEAD!::)
<statueinahat> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jake> :lands in Feral's office:: ))
<statueinahat> ((<Feral> :: spills his coffee as Jake lands in Ferals desk:: Ahh! you stupid hotshot!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD, Matt::))
<JessieInnaHat> (::DEADDEADDEADDEA!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD Matt!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::landed IN Ferals' desk? how hard was he thrown???????))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies!!!))
<statueinahat> ((::DIES::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((Well, he flew back to the North American continent...))
<statueinahat> ((<Jake> Wheeeee!!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> I can see my house from heeeeere!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::after landing, raises his head briefly:: Again! ::flop over::))
<statueinahat> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> And, Chance's! And Jessie's! And Feral's!...))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD Chance))
<JessieInnaHat> CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))

<statueinahat> ((::DEAD::<statue> :: sighs, no matter how many times he throws em', they just keep comming back fer more::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ::crawls outta the pond weakly::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::shapes himself into a boomerang as he flies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> Boomerang Man into the Aiiiiir!!))
<statueinahat> ((<Jake> :: comes back and thraps em inna head ::))
<statueinahat> ((<Jake> :: is still up in the air :: <Chance> :: runs around like an outfielder trying to catch a fly ball::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::Dies::))
<statueinahat> ((<Jake> :: has souveners, went around the world 3 times ::))
<statueinahat> ((::DIES::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!! <Jake> ::covered in stamps::))

<ChanceInnaHat> Right. Be careful. ::starts climbing its carved legging thingies::
<JakeInnaHat> :groans::
<statueinahat> :: goes after Chance, whever he be ::
<JessieInnaHat> Jake? ::skids to a stop near him:: you okay??
<JakeInnaHat> What happened? ::dizzy: Where's Chance?
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::climbclimbclimb, gets to middle of back and waits 'til it hits itself... once it's knocked off the cover, pries out its batteries::))
<statueinahat> ((::DIES::))

<statueinahat> :: tries to grab Chanceinnahat::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::wriggles away from the clumsy big fingers::
<statueinahat> ((<announcer> its the fight of the century, Chance Furlong defends his title against the world heavy wait, Statue in a hat, see it on pay per view!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD!:: <Chance> ::goes for his infamous... DEADLY TICKLE ATTACK::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<statueinahat> ((::DIES::))

JasonKorat> ::takes it:: Thanks. So how's the work load over here? Feral stop by for a visit at all?
<Globulous> ((<Feral> :: does a drive by, by dumping his garbage at their front door, cant afford the trash bill after all::-))
<JessieSK> ((::snorks!!::-))
<JasonKorat> ((YOU FIEND!!! ::snorks::-)
<JessieSK> ((<Feral> ::gives new meaning by putting something on someone else's tab...::-))

<JasonKorat> That's why I'm staying away from him as much as possible...
<ChanceSK> Aww.. Jake never holds a grudge. He even smiles at Feral when I make him go there to fill out forms.
<JasonKorat> ((<Chance> Then you better move to a far away state once you and Jessie get hitched... <Jason> Don't say it out loud!))
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> I smile thru my teeth and remind myself that nothing bugs someone who's being mean to you more than you being nice back to them.))
<Globulous> ((<Jake> :: smiles cause he just put a stink bomb in Ferals car ::-))
<JessieSK> ((::DADDEAD!!::-))
<JasonKorat> ((DEADDEADTOALL))
<Globulous> ((::DIES::-))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::deaddeaddead!!!::-))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::-))
<JasonKorat> You're too kind, Chancellor.
<ChanceSK> S'true. I know my partner.
<JessieSK> ((<<Jake> ::smiles cuz he just managed to draw a target on Feral's back:: ))

<Jake> What're you craving?
<Globulous> ((<SY> Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::dies::-))
<JessieSK> ((LOL))
<Globulous> ((<SY> meow meow meow meow, I want Meow Mix!))
<SypherSK> Anything.
<SypherSK> ((::dead!::-))
<JasonKorat> ((DEAD!!!))
<Globulous> ((<Sy> I have a hankering for some Kibbles and bits!))
<JasonKorat> ((TB> ::as they're onna mission, hears the intercom:: Razor... don't pick up!! <Razor> Yes? :;hears a meow:: It's Sypher!! <Sy> Meow meow meow meow....))
<SypherSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD:: SAGE!!!!!!!!!))
<Globulous> ((::DEADDEADSOOOOOOOOOOODEADROFLDEAD!!!!:::-))