*** Sagey is now known as DarkTBone
*** MaxSK is now known as DarkRazor
<DarkRazor> ::decides to get in the mood and attacks Sagey for no reason::
<DarkTBone> Whee!!! The MBI/SK RPG went to the Dark Side!! 
<DarkTBone> Aiy!!! ::grabs the petite SK and tackles 'im to the ground::
<DarkRazor> ::gets free and... kicks him::
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<DarkTBone> I think we scared 'im...
<DarkRazor> ((PETITE?! Dare you insult his manhood so? Er... his tomkathood!))
<DarkTBone> ((:DIES!:))
<DarkTBone> (('E's a short shrimp!))
<DarkRazor> ((<DR> You may be taller... But, I can still bite yer kneecaps off! ARrrr!))
<DarkTBone> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<DarkTBone> ((<DTB> Yeah...with yer baby teeth... ::flicks him away::))
<DarkRazor> ((<Dark Razor> ::shrugs... who needs fisticuffs, anyways?... fires a missile at him::))
<DarkTBone> ((<DTB> :dodges, snarls, tackles the kat and headlocks 'im::))
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<DarkTBone> <South> ::watches the two go to the Dark Side...brought Obi Wan Katnobi with him:: How do I finish them off, Master?!
<Southclaw> ::snickersnicker::
<DarkRazor> ((<Katnobi> Don't bother.... The way they're going, they'll do the job for you...))
<DarkTBone> ((::dies!::))
<DarkRazor> ((Start and just... be evil and bash each other up and plan?))
<DarkTBone> ((::dies:: I'm game. Put away that rifle!))
<DarkRazor> ((::beams::))


*** DarkTBone changes topic to '12<DarkRazor> Jessie... I am your brooother... Come with me to the Dark Side! <Jessie> ::rolls her eyes:: Stop borrowing from "Star Wars" <DarkRazor> Start giving me a break!! I need this to work!! I didn't have a big part in SK, y'know!! '


<T-Bone> ::aims a cement slug barrage as his double::
<Razor> That... was fast.... ::growls:: Come out a'ready! Where's Lt. Clawson?!
<DarkRazor> ((AT even!))
<DarkTBone> ((::dies!:: <DTB> ::is nailed with a cement slug... the same size as him and the same face, etc.::))
<DarkRazor> ((<Dark T-Bone> In a better place! <Random Meg w/ the SKs> She's with the donuts?))
<DarkTBone> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<DarkRazor> ((::snorks!:: Artistic ammo!))


<SypherSK> ::is in a typical place for any agent... near the donuts::
<SypherSK> ::is, in fact, helping the delivery kat carry in the donuts::
<SypherSK> ((::and every other box finds its way to the computer room somehow... hmmm....::))
<JasonSK> ((::Dies, Sy:: <Furklaw> So THAT's where they went!))
<JasonSK> ((<Furklaw> And, then I get blamed for eating them all!))


<SypherSK> ::finishes helping, waves to the delivery kat, and returns to the donut table to set them all out... is neat with them, but not fussy... s'not like they're gonna be there long, eh?::
<SypherSK> ::is acoherent - ie: he's not "solid," he turns himself in energy - as he moves each donut so he's not touching them all::
<JasonSK> ((<Sy> ::turns to wave to the delivery guy, then turns to find them all gone.:: Aiy... ::calls to delivery guy:: Um... WE NEED ANOTHER SHIPMENT! <Guy> ::sighs::))
<SypherSK> ((::dies!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Sy> ::touches EVERY LAST donut:: Mine now. I touched them.))
<JasonSK> ((::dies::))


<JasonSK> ::goes down the hallway:: The computer and rec rooms aren't too far away from... ::pauses, perks his ears::
<SandySK> ::stops, looks at Jason:: something wrong?
<SypherSK> ((<Jase> It's donut time! Stampede! Get clear! ::throws her out of the way::))
<JasonSK> Um... lean against the wall.. 
<JasonSK> ((::DEAD!!!:: You read my mind!!))
<SandySK> um..ok..::leans against the wall::
<JasonSK> ::does the same... and a crowd of ten and five agents goes a running by...so fast that it's a blur::
<SandySK> ok...That was a little odd..
<JasonSK> You get used to it after a while. Mama Bates' Donut Haven just delivered. 
<SypherSK> ((<Furklaw> ::adds an 'e' to that sign::))
<SandySK> ::looks at Jason:: Where are they all going? Where's the fire?
<JasonSK> ((::dies, Sy!::))
<SandySK> ::giggles:: oh .. ok then.
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))


<JasonSK> Well, let's go get you a uniform and then we'll see which department you'll be working in. 
<SypherSK> ((<Jase> And, then... and only then... I'll introduce you to all the freaks you'll be working with.))
<SandySK> ::Packs away cross bow and takes glasses and gloves off:: ok then.
<AltJessie> ((DIES!!!))
<SandySK> ((::dies::))


<AltJessie> AIY what did I tell you about eating stale donuts? 
<SypherSK> ((<Chance> They're good for you! Pencillin on your donuts!))
<AltJessie> ((::snoooorks!!!::))
<Alt Jake> I don't think you ever gave me instructions about what donuts I could and could not eat. And, you're not Mom anyways, so why should I listen to you?
<JasonSK> ::shows her back up the stairs:: 
<AltJessie> ::rolls her eyes:: I'm you sister for cryin' outloud!! 
<SypherSK> ((<Alt Jessie> ::rams at least two guns up his snout:: <Alt Jake> Point.))
<Alt Jake> Exactly why I shouldn't listen to you. ::grinning::
<AltJessie> ((::DIESDIESGONE6FTUNDERGETTHETOMBSTONEDEADDIGTHEHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<JasonSK> ((::dead::))


<SypherSK> ::is picking the last uneaten donuts off the table::
<Alt Jake> Hey, you can smile... C'mon... Show me a smile...
<SandySK> ::Watches the other workers as she passes them:: Lot's of people working here.
<SypherSK> ((<Alt Jessie> ::snarls:: <Alt Jake> Uhm... With less teeth.))
<AltJessie> ((<Furklaw> ::comes charging in as Sypher picks up the donuts!:: no it's poisonous!! <Sypher> meeps!! ::Drops it:: <Furklaw> ::grabs it in midair and eats it with a sly grin:: <Sypher> something tells me I've been had...))
<JasonSK> ::grins:: Compared to the Enforcers, we're a small organization. 
<AltJessie> ((::DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<SypherSK> ((::DIES!::))
<JasonSK> ((::DEAD!!!::))


<JasonSK> ::pulls out a size 10:: She-kat's locker room is just down the hall. ::checks his watch:: You should run into Trina... she's due at around this time... She'll assign you a locker. 
<SypherSK> ((<Trina> Heehee! ::stuffs Sandy IN a locker:: It's just like high school all over again!))
<SandySK> ::Takes uniform:: Thanks.
<JasonSK> ((::dies::))
<SandySK> ((::dies::))
<SandySK> ::Heads out of the room and to she-kats locker room::
<AltJessie> ((DIES!!!))



<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> ::spies the new recruit, zips after to say hello:: <Jase> Sy, you can't...! ::but he's already gone in the she-kat's locker room:: Aiy... ::puts his head in his hands:: CyberKats... ::sighs:: One... two... three... ::SHRIEK!!!!!::))
<TrinaSK> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<AltJessie> ((DIES!!!!!!!!!))
<TrinaSK> ::is inna locker room rolling up the sleeves of her uniform::
<SypherSK> ((<Sy> ::wanders around beet red for the next month::))
<SandySK> ((::Dies::))
<AltJessie> ((ROFL!!!))


<AltJessie> ::paws in pockets if she has 'em in that tight leather suit of hers! sort of looks on without focusing on anything:: 
<SandySK> ((::Dies::))
<AltJessie> ((ROFL!!!))
<SypherSK> ((<Alt Jake> By the way... Mom would NOT approve of that outfit, young lady!))
<AltJessie> ((::DIES!!::))
<AltJessie> ((<AltJessie> but all the guys would!! ::beams::))
<TrinaSK> ((::belated dies, Sy!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Alt Jake> Yeah... 'Til Dad found out and chased them away with his shotgun!))
<AltJessie> ((<AltJessie> so I have a few admirers!!! ))
<TrinaSK> ((::dies, sy!::))


<TrinaSK> Well, I... ::pauses, red light inna locker suddenly flashes::
<TrinaSK> ((inna locker ROOM!! even!))
<AltJessie> ((:::snoooooooorks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!outloud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) 
<SandySK> ::Look up:: that's obviously not good?
<AltJessie> ((<Locker> you have mail!! )) 
<SypherSK> ((<Trina> There's a bomb in my locker! Get down!)
<TrinaSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<AltJessie> ((DIES!!))
<SandySK> ((::dies::))


<TrinaSK> You're suggesting a team of spies?
<SypherSK> They could pretend to be tourists.
<Jason> ::smiles her way:: 
<TrinaSK> ::looks back:: I don't like that grin. 
<SypherSK> ((<Trina and Sandy> ::arrive as tourists:: <Trina> Yeah! Almost like a paid vacation! Let's nail Dark Kat quick and mention it to Jase after two weeks of fun in the sun!))
<SandySK> ooo..sneaky.
<TrinaSK> ((DEAD!))
<SypherSK> ((<Trina> ::does all the tourist-y things... lays in the sun, swims in the blue lagoons... buys an actual piece of Volcannus...::))
<JessieSK> Spies! gooody.... I'll go!!! 
<SandySK> ((DEAD!!))
<TrinaSK> ((ROFL!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((DIES!!!))
<Jason> We need someone to tell us what's going on... she-kats are less suspicious. 
<TrinaSK> :::RAZZ!!!::
<SandySK> I'll go
<SypherSK> ((<Jake> ::one-ups her... has THE biggest actual piece of Volcannus... made T-Bone help him retrieve the whole hand... keeps it under a tarp out in the yard::))


<TrinaSK> ::sighs, hates to kill her natural hair color:: I'll go for a reddish color. 
<JessieSK> ::nods:: and I'll have to think of what color I should change to... 
<SypherSK> Hmm... ::tags Trina lightly, taking her acoherent... has her reappear with red hair.. and do I mean red::
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> ::dyes her hair purple:: <Dark Kat> ooh I like that hair color!!!)) 
<SandySK> I'm in for a chestnut..
<Random Agent> STOP LIGHT!! Lt. Korat's a STOP LIGHT!
<SypherSK> ::siiiighs:: Too red...
<TrinaSK> ::gives him the glare::
<SandySK> ((Dies))



<AltChance> ::sighs:: And.... deep down... I didn't want you involved... During those early years... I was afraid I'd snap and do something I'd later regret....
<AltJake> Like what? ::oh-so-quietly:
<AltChance> ::looks at him askance:: You really wanna know? ::voice inna whisper::
<AltJake> Yes. ::whispering as well:: I want it all out and done with.
<AltJake> ((<Chance> I was gonna... Gonna.. ::sobbing:: Try to stab Dark Kat with a rubber chicken and end it!))
<AltChance> ((::snorks!!::))



<AltJake> ::nods solemnly:: And... Stay friends for real this time? Like the others?
<AltJake> ((<Chance> Well, I like 'em okay, I guess...))
<AltChance> You know it. ::offers a hand::
<AltChance> ((::snorks!::))


<AltJake> I think we've already been over what I did to you... You lashed out at everyone... I let myself get so unfeeling I.... You gave me the greatest gift one person can give another... You risked your life for me and that last time I didn't even care...
<AltJake> ((<Boys> ::hug each other and sob excessively:: <Jake> ::opens one eye to peek out later:: Is Mr. Demille watching?))
<AltChance> ((::Dies!!::))


<AltJake> ::just sobs and sobs, finally letting it out as tears instead of yelling::
<AltJake> ((<Pigeons> ::sigh and leave, disgruntled - no hope of food outta these two::))
<AltChance> ((::DEAD!!!!!!::))
<AltChance> ((<Pigeons> ::are the Good Feathers... walk away grumbling in Italian::))
<AltChance> ::sighs, gives him a half-way headlock hug:: Jake, it's okay... 
<AltJake> ((::dies:: <Squit> I think they just need a moment alone, guys... <Pesto> Are you saying I wouldn't give it to them? Are you saying I can't be understanding of others feelings? <Squit> No, I meant... <Pesto> That's it! ::attack!::)) 



<AltJake> ::sorta latches onto Chance and carries on more::
<Alt Sypher> <Is crying good?>
<AltChance> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!!::))
<AltJake> ((Er... CRIES more!))
<Matrix> <Well, it's a good way of letting it out...>
<Alt Sypher> <He's letting it out...? Letting it go?>
<Matrix> <Pretty much, yeah.>
<AltJake> ((<Trix> Personally I find it too messy and uncalled for. I just bug Sy until he's miserable too so I have company.))
<AltChance> ((::DIES!::))


<T-BoneSK> ((<Burst> I'll never talk! <DK> You have resisted all my torturing, but, that leaves only one option left :: pulls out strange device:: <Burst> What is that? <DK> Its a little something that I just call "Mr Thingy" ::yes, mun is quoting a Far Side Cartoon::))
<BurstSK> You're demented.
<JessieSK> ((DEADDEDAD!!))
<JasonSK> ((DEADDEADDEADOSDEAD!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::dies!!::)) 
<BurstSK> ((DEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!I love Far Side!!!!))
<RazorSK> ((<Burst> What does... "Mr. Thingy" do? <Dark Kat> Beats me. <Burst> I like Mr. Thingy. <Dark Kat> No, no! That was an expression!))
<JasonSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((:::DEAD!!!!!!!::))
<BurstSK> ((DEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!))
<JasonSK> ((::IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!::))


<Jason_Korat> I haven't talked to Chance inna while, eiter. 
<Mattsk> ((<Jase> as a matter of fact, I'll call him right now ::calls up Chance on his cell phone:: <<T-Bone> Alright Dark Kat, now are you gonna come quitly or do I have to...::his phone rings:: Ah crud, just a sec <DK> ::nods, takes a seat fer a sec:: <Jase> Hey chance, we never talk anymore and...<T-bone> I'm kinda busy at the moment <DK> Hurry up, I have another city to destroy in half an hour ))
<Jessie_Clawson> (::DEAD:)) 
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD!!!!::))
<MeSK> ((::DIESDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!::))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((<DarkKAt> hurry up! I'm gonna miss my appointment at the beautician's!! <T-Bone> not the first one you missed is it?)) 
<Mattsk> ((::flops over, is way DEAD::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::SOOOOOOO DEAD!!!!:))


<ChanceSK> ::issa... uhm... cooking!::
<Mattsk> ((<Chance> :: issa roasting a boot over an open flame:: <Jake> :: walks in:: Aw come on Chance, not footwear again...))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((EEEEEEEW!))
<Jason_Korat> ((EWWWWWW!!!!!! ::DEAD!!::))


<Jason_Korat> ::headlocks Jake::
<Jason_Korat> Keen. 
<unleadedJake> So, what're you two up too? ::as he is headlocked::
<Jessie_Clawson> AIY leggo of my brother!! 
<Jessie_Clawson> us? nothing why do you ask? 
<Jason_Korat> Bugging you guys, what else? ::grin:
<ChanceSK> ((<Jase and Jake> ::carry on a calm, reasonable convo while wrestling::))
<unleadedJake> ::thinks about doing a quick judo chop, but decides against it:: Hey, lay off the fur buddy, I just combed it
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::dies:: <Jess> ::goes to headlock Chance...::)) 
<ChanceSK> ((<Jase> ::headlock:: So, how goes it? <Jake> ::kicking Jase:: Fine. You? <Jase> ::charging back in:: So-so.))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::DEAD::)) 
<unleadedJake> ((::DIES!!!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!))


<Jessie_Clawson> ::sighs, tries to pry Chance off:: 
<ChanceSK> ::to Jase:: Her protective streak is killing our manly fun... She stays home next time.
<ChanceSK> ::is grabbed by JASE, does not HAVE Jase::
<ChanceSK> ::please remember who is the victim here::
<unleadedJake> Ya Jess, yer no fun... ::tosses the spatula back in the cupboard::
<Jessie_Clawson> me? no fun??? oh pooh!! ::gets out a gun....:: 
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> Why, left to ourselves, we'd burn down half the building and need casts by morning... She spoils all our fun!))
<Jason_Korat> Whoa! ::lets Chance go, holds his hand up::
<Jessie_Clawson> home? I don't have home! 
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD CHANCE!))


<unleadedJake> ((<Jase> yeah, thats right, I'll give you the secret of how to be cool <Feral> Really <Jase> :: whispers something:: <Feral> :: next day, walks into Enforcer HQ wearing a pink tutu:: Blast that Korat...))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::DEAD::)) 
<ChanceSK> ((::DIESDEAD!::))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((<feral> ::styled his hair like Bart Simpson::))
<unleadedJake> ((<Feral> Eat my shorts))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::snorks::))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::is eating..but not shorts.....her b-fast...::))
<ChanceSK> ((::would flat die if Feral ever said "Eat my shorts"::))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::DEAD::)) 
<Jessie_Clawson> ((<Feral> eat my coat!)) 
<Jessie_Clawson> ((but he doesn't wear shorts! ))
<unleadedJake> ((<Feral> Eat my shorts :: as he walkd around in the pink tutu, wearing diving goggles, wearing flip flops, and wearing a three corner hat:: <yes, they are all looking at me, the coolness plan is already working>))
<ChanceSK> ((UHm... Boxe... Nevamind.))
<ChanceSK> ((::DEAD Matt! SO DEAD!::))
<Jessie_Clawson> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEAD::)) 


<Jason_Korat> Yes.... I am. What happened here?
<JakeSK> ::mouths::K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
<JessieSK> urk! ::blushes even more...figured it out Jake!:: 
<ChanceSK> ((<Jase> Who was she kissing while I was gone?! ::takes that wrong:: Furlong, I'll kill you! <Chance> ::blinkblink::))
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::)) 
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Jake> ::meant 'k i l l i n g'::)) 
<JakeSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((They were killing each other?! Talk about 'til death do us part...'))
<JessieSK> they're...teasin; me.... 
<JessieSK> (('::DIES!::)) 
<NuktaK> ((<Jess> I was kissin' your pic on the milk carton! <Jase> But I'm not missing... <Chance> Yet... :Evil laugh:))
<JakeSK> ((::Issa dead!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::__ 
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD Nuk!!:))


<NuktaK> ::Keeps the accent:: Problem... with my motorcar... down the road... can you help me..
<JakeSK> ((::deaddeaddead!))
<JessieSK> ((DIED))
<Jason_Korat> ((<Jake> Oh, dear. Manx is mutliplying...))
<ChanceSK> ((<Nukta> ::is offended:: I said "help," not "HALP!"))
<Jason_Korat> What fun?
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::)) 
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!))
<ChanceSK> Watching her blush.
<JessieSK> ((>Jake> I didn't read HIS script!!!)) 
<JakeSK> Uhm hold on a minute...
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> ::gets his British to American dictionary:: Ahhh... Motorcar does mean the same thing as car... Thought you meant something else...))


<JakeSK> ::goes to Chance::Uhm Chance..I can't understand the guy out there...
<JessieSK> ((::Dies!::))
<ChanceSK> ::sighs, shrugs at Jess, blinks at Jake:: Whadya mean?
<Jason_Korat> ((:dies::))
<JakeSK> ((<Jake>Chance!!!Chance!!!Chance!!Help there'sthisweirdguyandandandIcan'tundestandhimandit'sscary!!!!!!!!!))
<NuktaK> ((<Nukta> :Amish: I meant me horse an' buggy, dimwit. <Jake> Oh oka- dimwit? Who you callin' dimwit?! <Nukta> :French: Mr Potato Head.))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::)) 
<JakeSK> ((::deaddead!!::))
<ChanceSK> ((::DIES!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!!!!!))
<JakeSK> I think he's English...
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> Yay! Amish! I can punch him and he can't hit back!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::)) 
<JakeSK> ((::dead!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEADDEADCHANCE!!::))
<ChanceSK> ::blink:: And, you can't understand him?
<JessieSK> ::english accent:: english?? really?? darling that is weird... 
<Jason_Korat> ::BLUSH::
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> I think he's speaking that Old English stuff... <Chance> Old English?! <Jake> Yeah... Like from the thirties or something.))
<JakeSK> It's a strong accent...
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD))
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<JessieSK> ::strong engish accent:: ENglish eh? my my....are you sure ????? did he sound like this?? 
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> ::scream, leap into Chance's arms:: Yes! Just like that! Don't DO that!))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))) 


<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> Fine, Jake... I'll save you from the scary English guy... ::grumbles:: Don't know what's with him and this fear of accents... Last week it was that Italian guy.... this week it's an English guy...))
<JakeSK> ::frowns and follows Chance::
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Chance> what is it next week??? <Jake> Chinese Guy ... anyone we still have a lot of nations left!)) 
<ChanceSK> ::looks around for Nuk::
<JessieSK> ::back to her normal accent:: never COULD get the hang of that... 
<NuktaK> ::Chews on a bone::
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> Did I mention that the dialect of Southwest Iceland REALLY freaks me out?))
<ChanceSK> ::blinks at the guy along the road... or wherever chewing onna bone:: Uhm... Sir?
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD))
<JessieSK> ((Bone?? where di he find a bone? it's a garage !! not a graveyard!!)) 
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!::<Razor>and Rushian...that's why I don't like Turmoil......))
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> ::blinkblink:: That's Great Aunt Matilda!!!!!!!!! You put that BACK!!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::Dies!::)) 
<NuktaK> ::Back to his regular voice:: Yeah... my car's konked out, can you fix it perhaps..?
<JakeSK> ((::deaddeaddeaddead!!!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!!!!!))


<ChanceSK> Well, let's see what the problem is... ::goes to look, lifts hood and yadda::
<ChanceSK> ((<Nukta> ::gives Jake a wary look... can tell he's eyeing his yadda enviously::))
<JakeSK> ::issa right behind Chance::<I know he had an accent....>
<NuktaK> I *think* it threw a piston... it won't run.
<JakeSK> ((::deaddead!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::)) 
<JessieSK> ((<Chance> oh my....your yadda is low.. <Nuk>my yadda??? ::didn't know that was part of the car!::) 
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> Chance, I swear he had one. A really scary one. <Chance> Yeah, yeah... S'what you said about the old lady last week. <Jake> She was speaking in the lesser dialect of the Inuit tribe of... <Chance> Jake... ))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!!!!!!))
<JakeSK> ((::deaddeaddeaddead!!!!!!::))


<ChanceSK> Hmm... ::after some looking:: I think you're right. We'd better tow it back to the garage... ::gives Jake a look that says "Go get the truck"::
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> ::gives him back a look that says, "Go get it yourself":: <Chance> ::gives him a look that says, "Make me":: <Nukta> ::thinks they're nuts::))
<JakeSK> ::nods and goes::
<Jason_Korat> ((<Jake> :returns a look that says "Get it yerself." <Chance> ::look: "I don' wanna...))
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<ChanceSK> ((:Dies Jess!::))
<JakeSK> ((::DEAD!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::)) 
<Jason_Korat> ((KRIS!!!!!!!!! And, I'M the one with ESPN?!))
<ChanceSK> ((And, CMTA Sage!!!!! Turn off that ESPN!))
<NuktaK> Good... it's important it gets fixed, business to attend to...
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!:: I got ESPN too!! NYEAHHAH!!)) 
<ChanceSK> Shouldn't take too long.
<ChanceSK> ((::to Sage:: Hey, man... You threw off my groove.))
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::dies!:: You ain't throwin' me out a window, dude.))


<JessieSK> r'member that song kids used to sing back in school when they see a tomkat and a she-kat together? 
<Jason_Korat> ::rolls his eyes, then chuckles:: It's my fault... I taught it to Chance when I teased Trina....
<ChanceSK> ((<Jase> Yeah... <Jessie> ::darkly:: They sang that song... <Jase> Oh... Well... <Jessie> I hate that song... ::eyes narrowed:: <Jase> ::gulps::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::<Jessie>now I will extract my revenge upon them and make there lives nothing but writhing torment!!!!!!!!!!!::lightning flashes::<Jase>Mommy.....))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!!!!!!!!!SODEAD!!!!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::)) 


<JessieSK> ::rubs her eyes:: need help, sweetie? 
<Jason_Korat> Nah. I just need those two in here. Steaks'll get cold. 
<JessieSK> ::small grin:: they'll get here... 
<ChanceSK> ((<Jess> ::grins big:: 'Til then... We can smooch! ::grab Jase, kiss:: <Jake> ::pauses in the midst of working:: Excuse me... My Spider sense is telling me I have to hurt my sister's boyfriend.))
<JessieSK> if not...::shrug:: they can eat them cold... 
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!::)) 
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!!))
<JakeSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))


<JessieSK> ::looks up at him:: i'm relaxed..I'm off duty.. ::shrugs:: 
<ChanceSK> ::nudges Jake to get bill Nuk::
<ChanceSK> ((Er.. to bill Nuk.. dunno where "get" came from...))
<Jason_Korat> Uh huh. 
<JakeSK> Chance..I swear he had the accent....::as he gets the bill::
<JessieSK> ((<Jake> das 50$ for towing $100 for the fixinf and $500 for faking an accent...))
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> Okay, get money outta him! <Jake> I lifted his wallet. That work?))
<Jason_Korat> ((To get a bill for Nuk? He a half duck?))
<JessieSK> what? 
<Zedunleaded> ((<Jase> You're off duty? <Jess> ::nods:: <Jase> so...then whats with all the guns then? <Jess> ::shrugs:: Some people have cats to keep them company, others have dogs, some even have goldfish, ::whips out an unusually large bazooka from out of nowhere:: I have an entire arsenal <Jase> I see...))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEADDEADTOALL!!))
<JessieSK> ((::dies Matt!::))
<ChanceSK> ((::DIESATALL!::))
<JakeSK> ((::deaddeaddead at sooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!))
<ChanceSK> ::just nods to Jake, does believe hiim::
<ChanceSK> ::always believes... except when he talks in his sleep and says the ducks are after him::
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::)) 
<JakeSK> ::brings the bill::
<JakeSK> ((DEADDEAD CHANCE!!!!))


<inanimateobject> ((<Jase> :: gets arested by Feral:: What'd I do? <feral> Nothing, its just now I have a possible excuse to pull you offa the streets now, hoodlum! <Jase> ::sighs::))
<JessieSK> ((::Snorks! ::)) 
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!! ANd, I go. Later, dudes!))
<JessieSK> ((<Feral> you're under arrest! <Jase> what charge?? <Feral> ::thinks, pause:: kissing an Enforcer! <Jase> ::blinks, didn't know THAT was against the law::))
<inanimateobject> ((::DEADEADEAD!!!!!!!!!::))
<ChanceSK> ((<Jess> ::pauses, thinks:: You put that one in just cuz you never get one yourself, didn't you?!))
<JessieSK> ((::dies!::) 
<inanimateobject> ((<Feral> :: slumps:: yes...))
<inanimateobject> ((::DEAD!!!!!!::))


<JessieSK> ::sighs, no one's inna kitchen. gets out a li'll notebook....issa one of them interview notebooks..tho she uses it for s'thing else:: 
<NuktaK> ((<Jess> ::Takes notes of every cute guy she sees:: <Jase> ::Reads, shrieks, faints::))
<JessieSK> ::issa writing a few notes onna case she's supposted to be working on....:: 
<inanimateobject> ((<Jase> :: reads the list:: Chance furlong? What the...::reads on:: oh this has to be wrong, Dark Kat? :: looks at the date:: Oh, nevermind, that was when she was possesed or something ::wipes the sweat offa his brow::))
<ChanceSK> ((::DIES!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::dies::)) 
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> I'm onna list with DARK KAT?!!!!!!!! <Jase> Chance... Everything male's on this list... Except... HEY!!!!!!!!! Where's my name?!!!!!!))
<inanimateobject> ((::DIES::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::)) 
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> sweetie that's the people I have to get rid off in otder to make our lives better.. <Chance> gleep!! ::wishes he hasn't made all those 'short' jokes abot Jess back inna Academy::))
<inanimateobject> ((<Chance> Gimme that! :: takes da list away, reads on:: Dr. viper? <Jase> Viper? Whats he got that I don't got? <Jess> His eyes glow, and that is like so totally cool!::mun runs fer cover::))
<ChanceSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!::))



<JessieSK> ((::Gets a HUUUUUGE BAT..NRA issue, chase after Matt::))
<JessieSK> ((::beans Matt with a doormat:: hey that rhymed!! ;) ))
<inanimateobject> ((<Matt> EEPS, Forces of nature, I command you to help me! <Nature> Against Jess? No way!))
<Burst> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<ChanceSK> ((<Matt> Aw... C'mon... ::looks to his fat air:: Not even you?))
<inanimateobject> ((::DEADDEAD!!!!::<Matt> what about you, evil rock outcroppings, even you wont aid me?))
*** inanimateobject is now known as Zedout-to-lunch
<JessieSK> ((<Matt> what about you bit tubo lard!! will you help me??? <DarkKat> Don't call me that!!!) )
<Burst> ((::deaddeaddead!!!::<Evil Rock Outcroppings>No))
<Zedout-to-lunch> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<Burst> ((::dead!!!::))
<ChanceSK> ((<Matt> Globby?! <Globby> ::looks up from his paper,... issa reading about urban violence:: I've taken up pacifism...))
<Zedout-to-lunch> ((<Matt> but you owe me Dark Kat, you owe me big time ::whispers something:: <Dark Kat> No! you wouldnt! not even you would be that cruel! <Matt> Wanna bet?))
<Burst> ((::DEAD!::))
<ChanceSK> ((<Dark Kat> You'd... tell the world my real weight?!!!!!!!! <Matt> Inna heartbeat, babe. We gotta deal?))
<Zedout-to-lunch> ((::DEAD:: <Dark Kat> But I thought you said that you had to send away to NASA to figure that out! <Matt> :: drops a tree foot stack of papers at DK's feet:: It just came in))


<Zedout-to-lunch> ((<DK> ::runs for mayor:: If I am elected Mayor of Megakat City, I will promise you strong leadership ::mumbles:: and inprisonment and you'll all have to be my slaves and oby my every command... :: speaks loudly:: I will be fare and and justful ::mumbles:: in a manner in which I see fit, sure most of you will die, but, hey, thats progress...))
<JessieSK> ::is going female...she's playing with her hair!!!! oh dear!!:: 
<ChanceSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Burst> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> run for this!! ::unleashes firepower at DK:: <DK> MEEP! NO MY CAPE!! )) 
<ChanceSK> ((<Dark Kat> ::sob, hug cape:: Speak to me!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::dies!!:: <DK> THAT SHE-KAT MUST DIE!!! this is the 500th cape she ruined today!!!)) 
<Zedout-to-lunch> ((::dead!!!::))
<Burst> ((::DEAD!!))
<ChanceSK> ((::dies!:: <Dark Kat> Every time I try to speechify...))
<JessieSK> ((<DK> ::bullets zips past:: see? you see?? ::Wails:: she's out to get me I swear!! ))
<Burst> ((::dead!::))
<Zedout-to-lunch> ((<DK> ::gets shoved aside by the next candidate, a Creepling:: <Creepling> :: chitters and chatters to the crowds:: <crowds> :: all cheer:: <DK> What the?!, how did you even know what he said? <crowds> ::shrugs:: we dont, but then again we dont understand what manx says either))


<Zed4ever> ::assimilates more hardware in PD, grows larger::
<ChanceSK> ((<Zed> ::pauses, gags... spits something up:: A 386!!!!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!! I nearly consumed a 386!!!!!!!!!!!))


<ChanceSK> ((<Jessie> ::starts to tell Zed knock-knock jokes to distract him::))
<BurstSK> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEADEADDAD!!::)) 
<Zed4ever> ((<Zed> YOUR PRATLING IS REDUNDANT, I WILL NOT DIGNIFY IT WITH A RESPONSE <Jess> only cause you dont get the joke!))
<JakeSK> ((DEAD!!!!!))


<Zed4ever> ((::DEAD!!!: <sign> :: wassa put up just recent, says:: "you must be taller than this sign to attack the city"))
<JakeSK> ((DEAD!!!))
<ChanceSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<BurstSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))


<Static> ::zaps in my Jess::
<Zed4ever> ::develops projectile weapons, more turboblade rip offs:: PROJECTILE WEAPON SYSTEM ONLINE
<T-BoneSK> ((BY Jess!))
<ShrapnelSK> ((I' m not YOUR Jess!!)) 
<RaveSK> ((<Jase> ::to TB:: MY JESS!!))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Zed> ::beams...has installed a lotta blender blades::))
<Zed4ever> ((::DIES:: hey, why not))
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Bone> You can HAVE her!!!!!!))
<ShrapnelSK> ((::DEADEADADEADEAD!::) 
<RaveSK> ((<Jase> And, WHAT is wrong with her?!))
<BurstSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEADDEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Zed> ::he slices, he dices, he can make a fruit slushy in 2.4 seconds::))
<Zed4ever> ((<T-Bone> um, the lifetime waranty was revoked))
<ShrapnelSK> ((<T-B> coming home and facing about 50 guns everyday is hard on the nerves!)) 
<T-BoneSK> ((::Dies, guys!::))
<Zed4ever> ((::FLOPS OVER DIED))
<RaveSK> ((DEAD!!!!!!!!! Zed and Shrap!))
<RaveSK> ((AND, TB!!!))
<BurstSK> ((::deaddeaddead!))


<Sypher> ::takes the whole jet acoherent and has it reappear some distance away in the desert... in the road... zapping outta the powerlines::
<JessieSK> ((<SY> ::used the force to get the jet there... like Luke used the force to get it out of the swamp::)) 
<T-BoneSK> ((::DIeS!:: <T-Bone> You moved the whole jet?! <Sy> Size matters not.))
<RaveSK> ((DEAD!!!))
<BurstSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!!::)) 
<Zed4ever> ((::DEAD:: <yoda> use the force Chance, feel it flow in your veins <Chance> forget that :: picks up the jet with his barehands and carries it away::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Bone> Can you move Dark Kat? <Sypher> Uhm... On second thought.. Size does matter.)
<T-BoneSK> ((::Dies Matt!::))
<Zed4ever> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<BurstSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAARBOTH!!::))
<RaveSK> ((DEADDEADDEADDEADMATTANDTB!!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD::)) 

((Sy as a kitten))
<SypherSK> ((<Sy> Tell me a story! <Trix> Princess was locked inna tower. Hero came. Said toss down yer hair an' I'll climb it. She did so. He climbed it and... I dunno.... Tossed her down onto his horse or something and then jumped down after her and they rode away into the sunset. The end.))

<Trina> Yes, Sir... My brother did want me to tell you that...
<SypherSK> ((<Trina> Yes, Sir. He *did* say you were a big jerk and that he *would* gladly kick you in the pants if you wouldn't arrest him for it.))

<BurstSK> Heh.I'm not an accrobat..my job's being coky.::kicks::
<MatrixSK> ((Coky? <Burst> I'm fulla Coke... and I'm a proud representative of Kitty Koka Cola! ::beams::))
<SypherSK> ((::DIES!::))
<BurstSK> ((lemme spell bad:;dies::))


<MatrixSK> ::pounces Trix::
<BurstSK> Hmm oh.Just wondering how to be impresive.
<MatrixSK> <Feral> ::hangs up::
<SypherSK> ((::blinks at Trix as he attacks himself::))
<MatrixSK> ((DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<SypherSK> ((<Trix> ::pounced on his evil twin apparently::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DIES:))
<MatrixSK> ::POUNCES SY!!!! SY!!::
<JessieSK> ((and here you thougt Shrap was being weird by tackling a table!!!))


*** MatrixSK is now known as CommFeral
<CommFeral> ((Don't hate me cuz I'm de' commandah.....))
<SypherSK> ((::Dies!::))
<JessieSK> ::um in full uniform and all...knocks onna door issa wondering whether she's doing the right thing or not:: 
<BurstSK> ((::dead::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Feral> ::opens the door... SCOWLS at her:: Clawson! Full uniform does NOT include ten guns!))
<CommFeral> ((DEAD))
<CommFeral> Come in. 
<BurstSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Jessie> oops.. ::straps on 12 more:: better sir? <Feral> ::sighs is never gonna get used to this::)) 


<Katney> (<Katney> What?! You think I can't attract a guy?! ::grabs Burst, gives him a big ol' kiss, then pushes him away:: See? ::turns to face him... only to see he ran away screaming::))
<SypherSK> ((::Dies, Kat!::))
<CommFeral> ((::DIES!!:: <Burst> A GIRL KISSED ME!!!! ARGH!!!! A GIRL KISSED ME! A....::pauses:: She kissed me... ::turns back::))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!!!!!::))
<Katney> ((::giggles::))
<Katney> ((Better than "I kissed a teacher!"))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Burst> Oh wait... This is a GOOD thing!))


<CommFeral> With the assistance you gave the MBI, I was considering giving you a promotion...
<Globulous> ((<Feral> but you know me, when I consider something thats usually as far as it gets.))
<CommFeral> ((DEAD))
<SypherSK> ((<Jessie> To what? <Feral> Lt. Cmdr. <Jessie> ::blinkblink:: REALLY?! <Feral> Of course. I hate Steele. You... Well, you're not a coward... You're a bit too... enthusiastic, but...))


<BurstSK> I'm here.::gets on the Matt::
<SypherSK> ((<Matt> Get off! ::tosses Burst off::))
<JessieSK> ((::dies!))
<BurstSK> ((Ooops...))
<Katney> ::tail swishes, readies for a pounce::
<Globulous> <Mat> :: is a mat, is stepped on:: <ouch...>
<SypherSK> ((<Matt> I'm a MATT! A M-A-T-T!!! Not a M-A-T!!!!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Kris> ::Shrugs:: same thing! )) 
<Globulous> ((<SY> ::thinks:: Mat...no wait, Mattt, no wait, aiy, so I flunked spelling, sue me!))
<CommFeral> ((DEAD!!))
<BurstSK> ((DEAD...::))
<JessieSK> ((::dies::)
<SypherSK> ((Hey! ::thwapple:: I wassa spelling bee champ!))
<JessieSK> ((ooooooh spelling bee!!!! you were a bee??? )) 
<BurstSK> ::EARS perk::
<Globulous> ((<SY> speeling sinle letter words like I and A are hard!))
<Katney> ((<Burst> ::writes his story about how he was sued by a mat with continuous typos::))
<BurstSK> ((dead!!!!!!!!))
<Globulous> ((>Matts.> I doont tipo!((
<JessieSK> ((::dies::)) 
<Katney> Yah! ::pounces at him::
<CommFeral> ((Kris> Lemme spell it for you!! S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G B-E-E-E-E C-H-O-M-P!!))
<SypherSK> ((Yes, I wassa bee... Don't get me mad or I'll sting!))
<CommFeral> ((CHAMP!!!! AIY!!!)
<Globulous> ((::DIES::))
<BurstSK> ((dead!!))
<JessieSK> ((if bees sting once they die then so.. ::RAZZ::))
<BurstSK> ::pounces at her::
<SypherSK> ((I'm a hornet or something then.))


<Katney> Yah! ::pounces at him::
<BurstSK> ::pounces at her::
<CommFeral> ((<Burst and Kat> ::pounce eachother, smack heads, are KOed::))


<Static> ::rubs the Trix kitten, finds him just so cute::
<MatrixSK> ::purrs::
<MatrixSK> ((<SY> Oh, wait'll he grows again.... he'll be maaaaaaaaaaaad.....))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<JessieSK> ((::dies!::))
<Globulous> ((::snorks::))
<Katney> ((<Static> He just DRIPS with cuteness! <Trix> ::scrunches his face up, then looks soooo relieved.:: <Static> Or is that something else? EWWW!))
<SypherSK> ((Erk! Bad Trix!!))
<JessieSK> ((::ROFLDEAD!::))


<Shrap> drat! ::are all the donuts:: now what I can eat..??
<Globulous> ((<Shrap> :: see's a bar of soap on the sink:: hmm...))
<Static> Awwww....!
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> ::eats the fridge..gets indigestion:: I had a feeling I wasn't supposted to eat that)) 
<SypherSK> ((::dies!:: <Shrap> Hmm... Might be good... ::eats.. immediately hiccups a bubble::))