Random
This is where random silliness takes place when there's no plot...pardon us. Too much sugar.
There's no title for 'em.
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::wanders up for punch, not seeing the tail, ladles himself up a glass of RJ:: ::blinkblink::
Oh dear...::keeps away from the punchbowl,she no wanna get her PJ's dirty::
Hello... I'm a wolfie, but I'm not the imfamous Spiked Punch...
AUGH! ::RJ go airborne now::
::Looks to the cameraaaa:: This is a silly predicament....
::Hoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwls!::
ChanOP's here, just invisieeeeeeeeee! ::Still flyin' inna air::
::innocently:: RJ go mooooon....
That's what I wanted to know...::pauses to run and catch RJ...using a baseball glove:: I got it...I got it...I...*SMACK against wall*
::Has now went through roof, lost everything he was wearing::
::Oh yes, he's a mooooooooon.::
::fall back::
And besiiides, I woulda squished ya!
Ow....you be a star too?? ::is seeing dozens of them::
The horror! He's naked! ::covers eyes::
((::dies Sage!::))
My...looky de' stars...dere be one...and two...
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::looks up:: Eeps...::was resting her head on her keyboard::
Heh... hefiaothsklhweiohslfhashfs
::Laughs::
:dies::
::Gibberishmanylettersetc:: ZZzzzzzzzz...
::dies anew::
I am getting more payment! Whew!
Whoo!
I wish I would get paid for that. ;)
I'd be rich for killing Sagey. ;)
::thinks RJ's takin' this whole thing of makin' her die too seriously::
::Snikkers::
Why? We're talkin' about life n' death here, Sage!
Yeah, then you'd hafta face my parents. ;)
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RJ/Crash has a job to do...he hasta kill me every night...
any jobs for me?
Um...yeah! You c'n maim me! ;) ::hides::
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Man, Sage! That's a new record! You've died about 60 times!
::dies!:: Oh, RJ would be so proud!!
61...
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how come everyone dies on me??
Don't mind that. We die lots... but we always come back.
I never die on people..
ROFL!! We have many lives, we do...
We die at the drop of a hat.... Tho' RJ/Crash tends to "snorklaughdie"....
I try to.....keep mine until I need them....why waste your lifes?? u only got 9 of them
We gots 99999999999999.... or thereabouts.
hmm how come I only got 9?
You can get more... Tilt the machine. S'what we did.
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Heh. I'll RP the Metallikats if I can.....;)
::chuckles:: ::finds herself beating herself up as she plays Mac and Molly::
::DIES!::
I think...I'll need a co-Metallikat in those cases. ;)
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Discussing future plots:
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::nods:: I dunno if she could find a niche in the twenties... But, we can explore all times...
::blink as alien ship lands in front of their cave:
::nodsnodsnods:: Yeah. That works...we hafta look into the plot more, anyway...
::dies!!!:::
::is inspired, invents the wheel::
::ROFL!!!!::
Unga!!! ::goes after them ala Captain Caveman::
::DIES!:: ::removes his club:: I wanna study it! ::thwaps Chance with it::
ROFL!!!!
Must smash first, then study!
No smash!
::ignores him and goes after::
::sighs deeply and goes to get the Stone Age T-Kat... whistles for his pterodactyl::
::DIES!!!!::
::goes after the aliens on his trusty bronto::
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ROFL!!! ::and in th' 30's/40's:: ::appear dressed like Indy::
::dies!!, imagines Jake and Chance running away with a mega size boulder after them::
::cracks his whip, succeeds in catching Jake and tying them both up::
Smooooth.....
::and the boulder is coming::
Quick! Hop like mad!
:DIES!!:: Take the treasure, you said! There's no curse, you said!
Since when do I listen to some old geezer anyway?! ::issa hopping::
So, I was WRONG?! Issit so bad?! ::appears:: Well, you could've thought it out, Junior....
DON"T CALL ME JUNIOR!!
Well, we named the dog Indiana...
::dies!::
I've gotta name, pops!
Well, the last time I called you Chancellor you bit my head off. Jacob, talk to him.
Later! ::hops faster::
Talk to him NOW! Hop to it!
Wadda ya think we're doin' here?!
I AM! Chance! Listen to Dad!
I listened to him the last time!
::sighs and trips something that makes the boulder fall in a hole::
It's your turn! ::saying it like it's a chore::
Is not!
::haven't even noticed the boulder's gone::
::trips and falls:: Oof!
We're gonna die!!!
Um, boys?
Arrrgh!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
::opens one eye when nothing happens:: Eh?
::walks up to them while Jake's still screaming: Boys? Jake?
::shuts up the screams:: This isn't the time, Dad.
(( Dad?! What?! Dad?! What?! ::tied to chairs, back to back::))
Noooo!! I'm too young ta go!!! I.....::pauses:: Didja just call me Jake?
((::dies!::))
See? Overreacting again, Jacob,... Junior...
::groans: Knew it wouldn't last...
Pop...mind gettin' us outta this?
Oh... Right. ::hops down to work at the ropes::
::gives him his lighter:: Here, Dad.
Ack! NO!! Last time ya did that you burned my tail!
::tries lighter, drops it... lights nearby vines::
Oops....
::scream::
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::cut to 1450:: ::are knights::
ROFL!! Yeah!
::is atta tournament::
I'm gettin' a major wedgie sittin on this horse...
::adds, glowering:: And, YOU ::to Jake:: get to wear the Queen's favor...
::smirks:: You think you have it bad...this suits giving me a scar...
((rash, even!))
Hey! Wasn't my fault she picked me! Besides, what are you complanin' about?! I hafta fight the Black Night!
((::dies!:: A scar instead of a rash!))
((Knight, even!))
Have you seen my opponent? ::points to a guy the size of a mountain::
Um.....::looks: Um...::looks midway:: Uuuuuummmmmm..::looooooooooooooooooks::
(( And, she wants us to kill Lancelot? A wicked thrust? 'Twill be dust to dust! ::a la Camelot::))
See?!
((::dies!::))
::falls off his horse fainting, the armor makin' a huge clatter::
Jake!!!!
::tumbles off his own and checks Jake::
::little knights on horses are running around Jake's head, with wings::
But my queen...I don' wanna go to the duel today...
::slaps his cheek:: Jake... I ain't Callista....
My queen..you've gotten awfully hea...::pause:: CHANCE?!
DuH!
Chance...I can't stand up...::armor is too heavy::
::puuuuulls him up::
::is pulled, and starts to tilt::
::props him on his lance::
Very funny.
::shrugs:: It works....
::siiiiiiiiiighs::
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So, what'll it be? ::pops into pirate garb:: The high seas? ::switch to space gear:: Outer space? ::switch to SK suit:: Or, most thrilling of all, MKC?!
So! Wha' ya' wanna do tonight? MWIII? Any other plot in mind? ::is bait fer anything...except for sharks! Kris, put away that tank!::
::sighs, shoves it away yet again....:: Foiled again...
::flops back laughing::
We gotta stop colliding in our sentences...::as both their paragraphs appeared at the same time..::
Hmm.... ::thinkthinks:: I dunno where the wars going now...
::dies!:: Stop reading my mind!
Me?? You're the one who's readin' it! ::is ROFL!::
Mine, that is!
Hrm...I was thinking....ought they find a camp of survivors or sumthin'?
It's you! You're the rabbit!
Now I feel bad....bad Sage!
::DIES!::
Mua ha ha!!! :is high on chocolate, she was in the need for sugar::
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Now... How to get to them to talk...
(( ::walks up to hull of ship and bangs on it:: Hello!))
Hrm...translators?
((ROFL!!!))
(( No one here but us aliens....erm...I mean...mice! Yeah! Das it!...you..kats don't eat mice, right?))
(( ::blinkblink:: Guess they didn't study us well enough...))
Razor might find one in the suit...
Yeah!!
If T-Bone lets him touch it again...
::is now covered in "Keep Away" and "Mr. Yuck" stickers... plus a bio-hazard one::
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(( Where were you on the night of July 8th, 2000?! Bombing a power plant... August 12?! Bombing MK Tower... It's gonna be a long night...))
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