Various Other-Plot Funnies

These are other plots that have no name. 
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 ::chatter and fly up to him, giggling and...whatever else they do to irritate people:
 Sypher? come with me...
 (( ::braid his hair... this *really* annoys people::))

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*** Sagey is now known as CreeplingsSK
 (creepling???)
 ((::yups, shall be the little creeps that love to smack eachother around::))
 (ah ok)
 ((Heh... So you're her boss, Jessie. You say jump and she... chatters "how high?!"))
 ((::DIES!!:: what she said! ;) ))

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 My business here is usual..don't try to interfeere or.. /me activates some weapons blastig part of the building
  Contact the authorities! Sound the alarm!
 ::just give Sypher that stare back::
 Sypher activate the forcefield..
 (( ::spontaneously, start running in circles, screaming::))

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 *Hopefully* nothin'll big'll come up. ::sighs:: I really need a vacation...
 When you due one?
 (( 2005.  Luucky... ::wistful sound::  Why? ::blinks::  I don't get mine 'til 2010.))

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 In the meantime, I better kill my stress on the nearest punching bag...
 Good idea... I think I'll follow you... I have a favorite one... It gives just enough...
 ::laughs:: Really? Who? ::is kidding::
 S'is lil' short guy... Orange fur, blonde hair.... Caught him the other day... Keep 'im in my locker... ::referring to Steele::
 (( YOU have him! Tell Uncle! If you keep him there, you can get a promotion!)



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 ((::dies!::  ::hear Mike's dating Ann now, wail and sob:: ::see Sypher:: New single one! ::pounce::))
 ((::dies!!::))
 (( ::shakes her head:: Aiy... New recruits...))
 (( ::crawls out of pile of women and limps to hide behind Trina's desk:: Save me!!!!!!))
 ((::dies!::))

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 ::steps up to Dark Kat and waits to be recognized::
 (( ::squints at him for a few:: Oh yeah! I know you!))

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 wsa about to tell you this....
 What?
 ::shifts the car in gear and goes for....:: ((uh where???))
 to fasten your seatbelt..
 Oh....
 ::is holding tools for Razor::
 never know when an armed assasin might be after you..
 Last I heard, the Turbokat did an emergency landing n the desert...
 thanks buddy...
 ::is fixing the jet or trying ta::
 No prob... ::removes his helmet to mop the sweat from his face::
 I hope they're okay... I heard it on the radio..wish I could be there though...
 but no stuck with the evil paperwork...
 (( But... What armed assassin would be after *me*?  Do you know what they do when you don't return Blockbuster videos for two months? ::seriously::  Eep!))
 ((::DIESDIESDEAD!!!!::))
 ((Kies!))
 ((::DEAD::))

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 ::tries to start the engines::
 Makes two of us...not even our computer can find his location...
 ((Soooo... Do they start? The engines?))
 ((why not?))
 Rock n' roll! ::as the engines roar to life::
 Bingo!
 and my GPS won't do any good either...
 ((as he gets blown by the engines))
 ((::dies!!::))
 (( Bing-owwwwww!!!!))
 (had ta put that in..))
 (( ::head in engine... gets hair blown back, face blackened:: Bingooooo!))
 ((DEAD))
 ((::dies!::))
 (( oh man I'm gonna need anew haircut after this..)
 (( And my fur redyed...))
 ((DEAD))
 ((::snickers!::))
 ( at least ya don't have paint stuck in your fur this time.  you and your big mouth!!!))

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 ::checks his instruments and yadda:: Hrm...well, we're still stocked on missiles...I'd say we are...
 (( So good to have my yadda back!))
 ((::DEAD!::))
 ((DEAD))

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 Let's hope we don't need it... So, what was Big Purple's last trajectory?
 (( I am not big Purple!!!))
 (( Well, you are... rather large, Sir... and certainly purple.))
 (I'm JUST purple))
 ((::dead!::))
 ((large my butt!!! it's not large...))
 ((I mean I am not large.....))
 I lost him in the radar...although...that last cave we checked may've had a few close by...
 Roger that.... ::heads that way::
 (( ::holds his tongue - never good to tell the boss he has a big butt....even if it's true::))
 ((DEAD))
 ((::Is Dead::))

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 can't those two die already?
 ::sees his radar:: T-Bone...I'm getting a signal...
 ::takes out her radio:: Lt. Jessie Clawson to the Turbokat, come in guys.
 (( But, Sir... If they died, the series would end and we'd all be out of a job...))

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 ::mumbles:: he's better then HD...mind you HD is stupid..
 (( And, what're we, boss?!  I'll have you informed when I figure out what's below amoebas...  ::think that's funny and laugh::  ::sighs:: I'm surrounded by idiots...))
 ((DEAD))
 ((::DIES!::))

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 ::sets down a ways from Jessie's car so as not to blow too much sand on the girls::
 ::covers her eyes as he lands::
 Maybe..
 (( ::accidentally fires up the VTOL engines::  ::are covered in sand from head to toe::))
 (( if he says that was an accident I'll kill him..))
 (( ::snickers::  ::decks him::  ::faces Trina with a straight face...gets decked anyways::))
 ((DEAD))
  ::leaps out::
 nice landing T-Bone..
 any trace of Dark Kat?
 ((::dies!::  ::on Jessie's comment:: I did it on purpose))
 ((DEAD))
 ::points to Razor::
 ((oh on purpose? okay then.. in that case.. ::decks T-Bone::))

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 Uh oh...we're being targeted, bug...
 ::hears the lock tone and starts jigging wildly::
 ((Bud, even!!))
 ((Bug?  I'm insulted!))

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  :relaxes his thoughts::
 ::tentatively takes control, feeling Razor never far away::
 ::breathes out a sigh, opens his eyes, now a different color::
 ::which would be blue! beam::
 ::yay! he's got blue eyes now! Whoo hoo! NOW he's sure to get all the girls! ::pause:: NO wait! Bad! ::
 ::looks at Jessie, Sy is in control of him::
 (( ::hang on Raz/Sy, ask for dates::  I like the redhead... Let's date her...  No! I like brunettes!))
 ((::dies!::))
 ((LOL))

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 I... We're okay...
 (( How many of you are in there?!  ::beam:: Eight!))
 
 we?
 ((::dies!::))
 ((DEAD))
  ::withdraws, knows the way to where Razor was and back to control now at any rate::
 (( ::starts to wonder how you get eight cyber demons exorcised... Ah-ha! threatens them with a virus:: Begone, vile spirits!))
 ::sighs:: Razor what do you mean we? ::realises:: oh no...you didn't...
 ((DEAD))
 ::eyes are brown for the moment:: Jessie, I'm gonna be okay...
 ((::DEAD!::))
 ((Or as Beth would do it?  An exercism? Easy! And, one and two and....!))
 ::looks at him:: you did didn't you? ::shuts her eyes::
 ((LOL))
 (( Move that flab, you demons!))

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 ((Creeplings come back 3 hours later with T-Bone  chatter chatter? (where;s our boss??)  chitter chatter? (dunno) C1>chater chatter (is it anoh=ther test??0 >  ah heck lets hit the latest issue of PLayCreepling..))
 ((dunno...maybe not yet..))
 ((::DEAD::))
 (("PlayCreepling"... Half-nude creeplings! The hor... Waitasec...They're always, *all* nude!))

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 ::narrows his eyes:: Sypher? answer me?? ::yells:: SYPHER come here!!!!
 ((here Sypher Sypher Sypher!! come get your juicy bone..))
 ((:;dies!::))

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 are you okay? ::looks at him with concern::
 ((Razor's helping Dark Kat?! ::baps:: What's wrong with you?!))
 ::huffs, the "fun" isn't what he's worried about... it was them::
 ((It's not me!!))
 ((whooops......))
 ((Hey, we knew he was a saint when he took Sy in... And, do I mean "took in!"))
 w(wrong window...I said that now Dark Crud..))
 ((Why am I always blamed fer everything?! Is there no justice?!  Shaddap... Shutting up..))
 ((DEAD))
 I'll be okay..I think ::is helped up:: thanks
 are you okay? ::looks at him with concern::
 ::smiles and hugs her::
 ((much better..))
 ::smiles back:: was that a yes?
 ((Much))
 ::grins:: Yups.
 ::hugs him::
 ((Yeah... Razor hugging DK would be a bit much...  ::decides to use the top secret "Barney Plan" for defeating DK:: You look like you need a hug! ::huuuuug DK!::))
 ((DOH!!!!!!!!!!!))

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 :snarls:: I'll get you some day all of you..
 ((and your litle dog too!!))
 ((::dies!::))

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 ((Riiiight))
 ((::is dead::))
 (leeeeeeft))
 ((::dies! Jessie::))
 ((Uuuuuuuup))
 ((Dooooooooooooooooown::))
 ((::dies!::))

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 ::snots::
 ::snorts even::
 ((::dies!::))
 ((NO ONE make a joke of that))
 ((DEAD))
 ((Ew.... I almost feel sorry for DK! Almost...))
 (( ah how nice..a shower...I hey!!! what's this?)
 ((::issoooooooooDEAD!::))

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 I think he knows them by heart already...if he has a heart..
 Know 'em by memory then.
 (( takes out his heart:: yeah I got one....))
 if he's got that too..
 (( Gag me with a spoon. ::sticks out her tongue in disgust::))
 ((DEAD))
 I believe I'm familiar with them, yes.
 ((::DIES!!!!!::))
 ((ROFL!!!!))
 Does he follow them though? Nooooo...
 (( Mind you, it's a purely biological organ.... Nothing sentimental.))
 him follow?? never!!
 I know many laws I don't follow. ::smile::
 (( Then you'll be dead in 3...2...1... ::goes to put back in, then dies::))

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 ((Argh!!!! ::nearly hit the wrong button:: I almost ignored...myself!))
 ((you can do that?? ignore thyself?? wowie....man I got nothing to worry about them..))
 ((::Dies!:: Sage... We need to work on this self-hatred of yours...))
 ((LOL...))
 Nyeh. ::would stick her tongue out, but she wants to be one of those more maturer enforcers::
 ((that came from the mouth of Dark KAt....))
 (((:DIES!!!!!:: Right, right...when do we start?))
 ((Therapy. Next Tuesday. My warehouse hideout. ::being DK, has a LOT of self-disgust to work out::))
 ((ROFL!!! I shall be there!))

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 ((Could the guards be baddies and DK escape now?))
 ::clenched fists::
 ::ignores her::
 ::sighs as she watches DK be escorted:: You know...the more you show 'im you're about ta' blow, the worse it is...::to Jessie::
 ((Sure! And you can beat Bobbi if ya want.))
 ((::beatbeatbeat:: Oh wait...))
 ((DEAD))
 ((Owwie))

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 ((DK still present?))
 ((Nopes.))
 ((Nopes....he go bye bye))
 Crud!
 ((Aw... He died? Gee... Did I miss the funeral? I was gonna wear a red dress and dance.))
 Dangit....::sighs as she picks herself off the floor::
 ((::DIES!!!::))

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 ::bonks her head softly:: I gotta get my head on straight anyway. @_@
 (( Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?))

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 ::thought she was talking to him:: Wrong. I'm flying...don't forget your brother won't let me near the wheel...
 Nyeh.
 :p
 ::she's real mature, I know. ;)::
 ::to T-Bone:: Right? ::forced grin::
 Exactly. The wheel is mine.
 But I wanna drive.
 (( ::mutters:: Control freak...  I heard that!))
 Unfortunately...
 ((::DIES!!!!::))
 Your shortcuts leave much to be desired...
 
 If YOU drove, we'd never get anywhere.
 :growl::
 At least I'm cautious!
 ((BTW DYK T-Bone's a BAD backseat driver))
 (( DUH with your constant 'are we ther yet?" bit))
 Too cautious...
 ((I'll believe it anyday..;) ))
 So sue me!
 ((::can see the scene as Driving Ms. Daisy with Katney driving and T-Bone in a little old lady dress::))
 ((::flops back and dies!!::))
 ((LOL))

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 Once we have a battle plan set up...
 Go for it, genius.
 ::sits, polishes gun, chair recline, feet on something. True cop look::
 ::begins to think once more once he's gathered all the info from previous conversation::
 (( ::whips out his maps and little metal figures of tanks and soldiers:: Alright.. You and T-Bone.. You're the right flank.. Move in from here... ::shoves two figures forward::))
 ((DEAD))
 ((::dies!!!::))
 Okay...we're gonna hafta' lure them somehow towards a computer big enough to trap them...and keep Sypher as far from Dark Kat as possible....
 (( Uh... Jake... that's not a battle map. That's the old map that came free in a box of Lucky Charms from like 12 years ago.))
 (( ::points:: See? There's the heart... there's the star... Ooo, the new balloon shape...))
 (( Then how come it's worked with our tactics all this time?  ::faints::))
 (( See! It's not that old!))
 ((::DIES!::  'Member the attack on the tuna factory? We moved in from the hearts to the blue moons... The moons were the baddies...))
 (( One: The balloon shape came around 12 years ago. Two: It's more a map of Ireland))
 ((ROFLDEAD!)))
 ((DEAD))

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 ((::as everyone scrambles to get ready::  ::calls Callie back up:: Sooooo... After we kick DK's tail... You got any plans for Friday night? ::purring voice::  T-Bone! ::drags him away::))
 ((::DEAD!!::))
 ((ROFLDEAD))

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 ::notes a minutes sensor flicker, then all is well:: Alright... We're outta here! ::go launch sequence, jet leaves hangar, roars into sky::
 ::drivedrivedrives like a maniac to MKT::
 ((with SK theme in the background..))
 (( ::drives like Mac Mange, collects 38 stop signs along the way::))
 ((Hehe))
 ((LOL...I am supossted ta drive like that not you...))
 ((::Dies!::  So I nailed a couple stop signs...))
 ( And curve signs, and billboards, and maybe a few parking meters...))
 ( and Commander Feral is gonna take it out of your salary which is already gone fer the next thirty years due to the sign..))

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 How long 'til we get there?
 ::luxuriates just a tad in the T-Kat's scanners, spreading himself into them and receiving all their data::
 (( The way Katney drives about 5 seconds.))
 (( Are we there yet?  No.  Are we there yet?  No.  Are we there yet?  NO!!))
 ((LOL))
 T-minus twenty.... Seconds.
 ((::DEAD::))



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 (( are we there yet?  no...wait now we are..))
 ((::Giggle::))
 Roger that...::scans the area out of the cockpit:: And, I believe that fear-ship couldn't be any bigger...
 (( ::crashes into building::  Are we there yet?!  Razor?  Yes. ::off-screen:: ::TWHWAP!:: Ow!))

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 I could possibly distract them...
 okay...we can sneak inside and get DK by surprize...::is in her thiking mode::
 ::to Sy:: How?
 Fine by me.
 It's... unsophisticated... But, "neener, neener" and running sounds promising.

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 ::had noticed it already... has the troops moved in, shooting away while Manx screams at him onna comm::
 Probably should... but Feral's probably there already.
 ((the usual..))
 Feral! You have to get rid of those creatures! They're takin' ovah mah cee-tay!
 ::nods:: I bet he's gonna have my tail when this is over..
 I'm TRYING, Mayor!
 So much for the element of surprise.
 (( Hurry up! I have a tournament in twenty minutes!))

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 ::motions to 2nd Ething...they're got work to do::
<2nd Ething> ::nods::
<2nd Ething> ::pauses, debates killing Razor... then changes it's mind.. and pries into his memories::
 (( Who are you!?  We are Thing 1 and Thing 2!))

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<2nd Ething> ::smack Razor a mental whopper::
 ::mental fight::
  ((And, I don't mean he stuffed a burger in his mouth!))
 ((::DIES!!::))
 ((LOL))
 ((::giggle::))
 (( ))
 (( And no drink?!))
 (( Huack! ::spits out:: Do you know how much cholesterol these things have?!))
 ((LOL))
 ((DEAD))
 (( I'm on a diet here!!))
 ((DEAD!))
 (( Besides, you forgot the tuna!))
 (( and the burger))

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 ((Yes. Everyone needs their own Ething! Order now. Operators are standing by. Only $19.95.))



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 ((Oh...btw...what job does Kaeru have?))
 ((Cyberkat-chaser. ::pauses:: Jase! Why on earth do you even have that position?!  ::hides, he put it on the records to keep them away from his donuts::))
 ((::DIES! Pop up NOW and give me a heart attack!! ::jumped when EVERYBODY spoke:))
 ((::dies::))
 ((::DEAD!!!, SY!!))
 (( ::chases sy and trix around:: Pleeeze...just one more hug??))
 (( ONE was too many! Back, demon!))
 (( Hug?  :horrified:: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!))
 ((::dies::))
 ((ROFL!))
 (( ::looks at Trix:: Well, we know why someone can never get a date...))
 (( ::pops out:: Oh, he has a date...he just has to get used to it first...::huggle Trix::  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!))
 ((::Is just too dead...::))
 ((::DIES!::))
 ((::Laff::))

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 (( ::is given a tray of coffee and donuts and told to stand in the hallway and refill it as needed, in no less than twenty seconds is mobbed... when the mob is gone, has no food and looks like a train hit her::))

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   >
 ((Matrix is a she?))
 ((ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
 ((::Dies::))
 ((Obviously not. ;) ))
 ((as he, he, HE, passes through, even!! ARGH!!!))
 (( ::just asks a simple question and has Sage scream in his face:: Sheesh...))
 ((::Dies::))
 ((::Does squeaksqueakcleanoutear:: Could you repeat the question, Regis?))

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 ((Mmm... maybe newspaper clipping about sighting an unusual creature, maybe...?))
 (( "Elvis Sighted"... Yeah, right. "Unusual Creature Sighted"... This *is* MKC. Better look into it.))
 ((:DEAD::))
 (( "I had the SWAT Kat T-Bone's Alien Child"... ::dives into a drawer after his scissors:: Oh, Chance's gotta see this!))
  Hmm?
 ((::Is dead dead dead:;))
 (( This is even better than that one claiming T-Bone was Elvis...))
 ((::Flops back deaddeaddead twitches::))

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 ::smiles at Jason:: All the donuts have been eaten and we're running low on coffee supplies. I was thinking of running to the store and wondered if you had any special orders.
 (( Donuts. Lots.))
 ((DEAD:))
 It figures... ::chuckles:: Um..I say get the coffee... Momma Bates is due for another delivery in about an hour...
 (( An HOUR!? We don't HAVE an hour!! They're getting restless!))
 ((::DIES!::))

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 ((oh...and if you're reading the kitsune document...Kaeru hides the rest of her tails.))
 ((The rest? How many she got?))
 (( Where's she hiding those extra tails?  Weren't you reading the OOC comments?))
 ((::dies::))

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 ::she smiles shyly and asks hesitantly:: Can you...afford some petty cash for the coffee supplies?
 ::smiles:: They know us. Jus' tell 'em to put it on our tab. ::grins::
 (( Petty? ::digs in pocket:: Here. ::gives her a nickel:: Keep the change.))
 ((That was evil! ::Is sooooooooooooooooo dead!!!!::))
 ((But, fun!))

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 ::blinks:: 
 (( I KNEW it! She's a filthy-souled, bloodsucking demon bent on....  ::comes around the corner:: Hi, Trix. ::smile::  ::pause:: Well, she makes a good cup of coffee....))

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 ::to Casey:: The fire escape ladder! ::goes::
 (( To the ladder!  Do you know that that sounded like...?  Don't even. No Batman jokes. No.))
 ::warms up:: ::follows Jason::
 ((ROFL!!!))

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 One question... you wouldn't have anything to eat, would you? 
 Our donut shipment was just due in.
 In fact, the truck is leaving our facility as we speak.
 ::isn't even looking at the truck, but his sensors are tracking it:
 S'long as Furklaw hasn't nailed them yet...
 Ooooo...donuts.
 Hmmmmm... give me a small time, and I'll join you, if that is alright...?
 Nopes. According to the security cameras, just Kaeru.
 I need to go take care of a couple things...
 (( She's worse than I thought! Sucking the life from the donuts!!!!!))
 ::looks to boss::
 ((;;dies::))
 ((::dies::))

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 (( ::turns to Kaeru and "casually" asks:: Sooooooo... Sucked anyone dry today?  ::buries his head in his hands::))
 ((::laugh::))
 ((no...I'm doing quite fine on ambient energy from you, thanks))
 ((:dies::))

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 ::looks ot Trix:; C'mon...Let's go eat...
 I lost my appetite...literally...
 ::sighs:: Well, can't you just be polite and stuff it down?
 (( Whose pants?))

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 ::issaaaa... inna open gym trying a few shots, yeah! Das it!::
 ::Basketball shots, mind you::
 ((::watches trina taking shots in the gym::))
 ((She's doin' drugs! Hide your eyes!))
 ((Well...she'll be drunk soon))
 ((LEMME ALONE!!! ::is ROFLDEADEADDEAD::))
 ((she's probably snorting stix))
 (( ::always gets drunk before being attacked.. hurts less that way::))
 (( ::Downs a shot of Vodka, passes out::  ::Finds her, and the Vodka...:: Sucha waste... ::GUZZLE!::))
 ((I'm convinced... You guys are evil. No, not impish. Evil!))
 ((::dead::))
 ((::dies, RJ!::  ::needs to be knocked out, people've been naggin him all day and making him look stupid::)
 ((You called?))
 ((::is just dead:;))
 ((Tri, I know this. I AM evil. ^^ ))
 ((But I'm not BAD. Just evil.))
 (( ::Are like Doc from Back to the Future III... Get KOed with ONE shot::  Okay...time ta' make the Wake Up Juice...))
 ((Yer not evil. Yer wannabe evil.))

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 ::walks over to the counter that Sy is sitting on and leans on it, close to him:: So, tell me, what do you feel in my touch? I'm intrigued as to how a different life form reacts.
 It feels like a slight loss of power.
 ((is grasping at straws kinda..first thing that came to my mind))
 ((Kaeru> It's supposed to feel good!  Uhh... It tingles a little?))
 ((::snorks::))
 ((Sy..it's okay to fake it if it's for the good of the relationship.))
 ((oh that's just wrong.))
 (( I mean, not a bad tingle or anything... Not like when your foot goes to sleep and you start trying to use it and it does that tingly thing that only happens because you sat on it in the way that makes it do the tingly thing.))

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 ::Keeps PERFECTLY silent... but then stuff drops from his pockets as he just grabs for it all in total shock::
 ::Change, among other things, crash on the ground...::
 (( ::is like her brother, carries about ten pounds of change in his pockets, beans Trina::  Ooooo.. Lookit the lovely stars... ::flop over::))
 ::blinks:; OKay... I KNOW that's not Jase or anybody else... They're out on break... ::goes into a fighting stance::
 ((::laff::))
 ((::dies::))
 ::"Ahcrap!" Grabs a beam and tries to climb outta sight... wraps his wings around him...::
 (( Haaaaaaaaiaaaaaaiiiii! Yaaaaah!!! ::kicks out, sending change flying, that'll teach it::))
 ((::DEAD:))
 ((::watches as Trina beats the snot outta some change::))
 ::ears perk, looks up, blinks:: What in...?
 (( ::panting heavily as she finishes:: And, that's for never being in my pocket when I *really* need a drink!))
 ::Notes he's been seen, tries to stay VERY still and be a statue... duuuuh...::))
 ((::6FTUNDER::))
 
 ((::snorks::))
 ((::dies!::__
  ::Looks towards a window... and in a flash, flies towards the nearest open window, and beats it outta there!::
 (( ::then flings it into the rafters... takes out a light:: Ooops... That's comin' outta my paycheck... ::pauses, looks around:: But, only if Jase can prove it was me...))
 ((::DEAD::))

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 ::Goes down to ground level, and very densely goes into MBI, heading to the donut stash...::
 ::ears waver anew, then just says it:: If you're gonna be looking at people, talk to them for crying out loud... ::yes, she's talking to Phoenix, no, she ain't psychic, but she felt 'im there::
 (( ::felt the disturbance in the Force... all MBI agents can feel the Force around the donuts disturbed::))
 ((::and the sound of little donut voices crying out in terror and then being suddenly silenced whenever they're eaten by unauthorized personnel::))
 ::Blinks, and looks over..:: Come again?
 ((::DEAD!!!!::  ::Is the Obi-Wan Kenobi of that Force::))
 ((::chokes on her sprite::))
 ((::snorks! and beams::))

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 (( ::zaps in there:: Sypher! ::slaps him around:: I'm going to hit you 'til your sanity returns!))
 ((standing next to sy is like standing next to a BIG jar of stix and not being able to touch them at all!))
 ((::dies!::  ::stands by Sy.... hand iiiiiinches over... ::  Kaeru!  :;stops... minutes later... hand iiiiiinches over....::))
 ((::dies::))


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 Guy named Casey... and 2 kats named Sypher and Matrix...
 (( ::waves::Oooo...I was mentioned in this plotlie...wow...))
 ((Hey! It's a real plot! Not a lie!))

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 ::is really intrigued:: You have someone else's memories? Fascinating!
 ((kaeru is starting to sound like spock for some reason...))
 Two sets in fact.
 ((live long and prosper...and let me steal your SOUL!!!!!!)
 ((::dies!:: Except for the exclamation points... ))
 ((::snicker::))
 ((::dies Jon!::))
 ((::Dies!!::))
 (("Live long and perspire." --Wakko Warner.))
 ((::dead:))

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 ::Gets done with a couple boxes, siiiighs...::: Now then... ::Goes for the coffee, attacks furiosuly!::
 ::blinks:: 
 (( Well.. ::never one to pass up an obvious sign:: So... ::claps a hand on his back:: Want a job? You'd appear to be born to be one of us.))
 ((::dies::))
 ((::Dead::))
 ((::dies just because he hasn't died yet::))
 ::Flops on the couch afterwards,... just groans and smiles soflty...:: Now I feel like a nap... ::Blushes softly, smiles... lays down on the couch...::
 ::thinks she better go talk to Jase about this... Just smiles his way and goes::
 (( ::to Jase:: Need an application.  Who for?  The wolf guy. He eats more donuts than Furklaw.  Well then, he's hired!))
 ::Fall asleep as he smiles and watches Trina walk away...::
 ((::DEAD::))
 ((::Dies!!!:::))

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 ((Uhhhh... I'm stuck. Someone bomb something.))
 ((ROFL!!! Hrm... call it a night?))

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  ::grabs him by the shoulders:: And, don't ever scare me like that again!
 Yes, Mommy... ::meekly::
 ((I can just see it now...Oh...Help! She's got me!  ::runs to save him and gets there::  Just kidding!))

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 (( ::wanders around Enforcer HQ like a zombie::  What's with her?  Her mun's not awake yet...))
 ((:: is DEAD::))
 ((::dead:))
 (( mun?  her *other* self...they're dependant on each other cause they're both crazy..))

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 You're BOTH loud as anything! ::Throws a pillow!::
 I am not! ::goes acoherent, lets the pillow sail::
 ::hears him and grabs Trix to haul them both into the comp::
 (( ::heads out to sea in its small boat.... is never seen again... gets lost in the perfect storm::))

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 ::has had a very odd day, said things to Kaeru his logic and self-preservation programming is just screaming at, and now Trix is helping it.... and he just doesn't wanna think about it anymore::
 ((::has that effect on people::))
 ::plops on his rumpus, arms crossed over his chest, and just eeeeeyes Trix::
 (( ::which is why most of her dinner dates never call back after the first date::))
 ((::dies!::))
 ((:: is DEAD))

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 ::drops one of the balls of fire and quickly extinguishes it:: ::looks down and gasps:: ::pulls a mat over to cover the burn mark on the floor::
 ((::snorks::  ::is covered in strategically placed mats::))

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 ::flips a steak onto a plate - is his and it's done... his burgers always look like they could still moo::
 ::tosses a few in there:: T-Bone steaks still cookin'?
 ::Ie: he likes 'em RARE::
 ::hides a grin:: 
 ::gives Jake the mean look::
 ((LOL))
 ((::mun is being evil yet again::  ::hears the burger 'moo':: Bessie!? ::faints... as Bessie, alive and well, trots in to look him over::  Moo?))
 ::snickers:: 
 ((::dies!::))
 ::just grins::
 ((::dead!!::))
 ((::Dead!:: ))
 (( ::picks up Chance's burger done the same way and makes it "talk":: Mooooooooo... Dooooon't eat me!))
 ((::dies::))
 ((LOLDEAD))

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 ((We are... Uh... Anyway to get Casey in?))
 ((They're at the garage...))
 ((Hey, Case, ya gotta car?))
 ((i can't think of anything. Umm...I dunno))
 ((Wha' about Phoenix? Unless you want a reg. MBI agent ta' assist you both? ;) ))
 (( He does now. Casey. I need my motorcycle fixed. It helps the plot.))

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 ::wanders in to Jase's office:: Fearless Leader?
  ::looks up:: Hmm?
 (( am not fearless!!!  Oh??  why do you think I send you guys out to do something?))

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 ::grumbles:: I get a concussion once and he says it's all the time!! When was the last time I got a concussion?
 ::is downstairs now:: 
 Well, there was the time we fought the Metallikats, then the time Viper showed up, then the time Dark Kat...
 Jake is it my fault they all *like* me so much? 
 Um...
 what um? 
 Ain't goin' there...
 (( Jessie, we need to discuss the definition of "like"... Like doesn't involve beating another senseless.. Despite what Chance's male relatives do at reunions...))
 No go on... ::gives him the look:: 
 ((::DEAD::))
 ((::DEADDEAD::))
 Like what? They'd like you dead?
 That I knew.. tell me something I don't already know..
 (( ::beat the living snot outta each other every reunion... this is a sign of love... anykat who is not punched feels highly upset::))
 ((LOLDEAD))
 ((::ROFLDEADDEADDEAD::))
 (( ::always end up inna hospital after their reunion::))
 Sorry, no clue...
 ((::DEAD::))
 ((::GONE::))
 ((::REVIVEDHAHA!!!::))

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 ::She wouldn't be dead... She'd just wouldn't hear 'im shut up:: I have no idea...
 ::shut up about what??:: like I said so muc for dinner... 
 and i can't go after 'im... ::siigh:: 
 (( ::Shut up about what?::  BlablablablaNAGNAGNAGblablablablaNAGNAGNAG::)
 ((DEAD))
 (( ::for that reason always has ear plugs::))

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 ((::is lost... was with the grill.. never saw Phoenix... wonders if she should have sent Chance to the b-room::))
 ((RJ, didja see Chance beside the grill?))
 (( ::accidentally flew off with Chance instead of the steak::))
 ((::DIES! FLOPSOVERANDDIES!::))
 ((ROFL!!!  I got my T-Bone Steak! I got my T-Bone steak!!))
 ((sense the T-Bone gag here?))
 (( Uhm.. T-Bone? Why did you say T-Bone?))
 ((::DIES!::))
 (( Um...::looks down:: Yer shaped like a T! Lookit those muscles!))
 (( Yay!  Wuff...  Meep???? ::DROPS!::  Aieeeeee!! Meandmybigmouth!!))
 ((::DIES))

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 ::walks in sees Chance with the G-trix pointed at her:: hey whoa!! I'm the good guy remember?
 Chance.. You're scarin' people...
 ::grins:: Not you. I'm just hungry. ::pulls out the blowtorch attachment:: Trust me. ::grin::
 Now you're REALLY scarin' people...
 Am not scared.. just worried.. who's gonna give ya trouble when I'm not here?
 ::turns on the torch and cooks some steaks::
 Chance now I know what to get you for your Bday..
 ::does not cackle maniacally, just does his cooking thing methodically... Sage, smack me if Chance is turning into Kronk - big guy that cooks gourmet::
 What? ::as he works::
 ((::DEAD::))
 something white with long sleeves that tie around the back..... ::mun *is* gonna get it from Chance:: 
 You just keep saying that when dinner is ready.
 ((I'll smack you with a pillow if he starts speakin' Squirrel and sings his own theme song...))
 ((::DIES!::))
 (( already got one of those... from Jake!!:: ))
 ((DEAD))
 ::kidding tone:: oh and whatcha gonna do about it, Furlong? 
 (( ::has a squirrel kitchen assistant:: ::to the squirrel:: Squeeak squeakem. ::squirrel runs to get spices::  If there's ONE squirrel hair on my steak....))
 I'm stayin' outta this!
 ((DIEDDIESDEAD))
 (((::DIESDIESDIESDEAD!!!!!::))
 Gloat when I prove I'm right.
 right about what ? i didn't say you were wrong...
 ::flops onna chair and siiiiiighs::
 ((::steak... has two squirel hairs on it::))

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 ::in between bites:: can't remember the last time I had something like this to eat... ::mind you she can't cook herself!! lives on donuts and coffee only:: 
 Great cookin', bud!
 (( Yeah... Too bad it takes a lotta motivation to get Chance to cook anything but beans.. S'all I get... Beans. Beans for breakfast. Beans for lunch. Beans for dinner. And, when it's not beans, it's spinach quiche...))
 Tol' ya. ::big grin::
 ((DIES))
 (( It's more than what I eat... donuts and coffee..))
 ((::DEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!::))

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 ::Looks in, unseen...::
 ::Sighs softly...::
 ::ears perk up:: what was that?
 (( ::sets off the new "Steak Alarm 8000".... Wooooowooooowooooo!!!!!! Step away from the beef!!!!!))

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 ((RJ? still with us?))
 ((Hello? HEELLLLOOOO!! HELLO! ::smacks Great Stone RJ...'E falls to bits:: D'oh!!))
 ((DIED))
 ((Sage! 'Ow many times we gotta tell ya!))
 ((MEEP...))
 ((I know! I know!... But it woke 'im up! ::beams:;))

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 ::calls out:: Show yourself... I'm not gonna hurt you..am not armed...
 You sure...?
 ::blinks:: I'm sure.. I'm *not* gonna hurt you... 
 (( Let me check.. Oh.. Wait.. Pocketknife... Okay, it's gone now... ::pause:: Waitwait... switchblade. Okay, that's gone too.))
 (( look at me and look at you.. you're 2 times as tall as I am...))
 ((ROFL!!!!))
 ((GONEBYEBYE))
 You TRULY sure...? Yer not mad...?
 (( Hrm... ::picks Jessie by the legs, shakes her...watches as all types of weaponry spill out... Including hatchets, laser beams, tasers, etc.:: MEEPS!!!  Wow... How'd all that get in there?))
 (( ::frisks her... finds a bow and arrows, small holdout blaster, eight knives.....::))
 (( nno wait.. bazooka... now gone..::looks for something else:: tranq gun now gone... ))
 ((::dies!:: GMTA!!!))
 ((::DEAD::))
 ((DIESDIESDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!))
 ((::DEAD!:: CMTA! >=o) ))
 I'm not mad!! I won't harm you... come down...
 (( Jehosephat, woman! Are you tryin' ta' start a war by yourself?!))
 ((::DEAD::))
 ((Jessie> ::bout the "you're not mad bit:: who told you that?))
 ((DEAD))
 (( ::Is president of the NRA::))
 (( ::conquered Luxemberg and Switzerland once::))
 ((LOL))
 (( ::all she had to do was raise her voice::))
 ((DIESDIESDEADDIGTHEHOLE))
 (( ::even the UN handed her the keys:: Hello!  ::hand her the keys to the world:: It's all yours!))
 (( ::was carting a refurbished Russian nuclear weapon at the time::))
 ((DIGTHEHOLE))
 (( gee she makes it sooo easy!!! *how* does she do it? I fail all the time!! ::pouts::))
 (( ::sad thing is... It didn't even have a battery!))
 ::to Phoenix:: why should I be mad? come down I'm not gonna hurt you.. 
 (( ::why he wants to kill Jess.. he's just purple with envy::))
 ((DEAD))
 ((GONEBYEBYE!!))
 Okay... ::Slips down off the roof...::
 ((:DEAD!!!!!!!!::))
 ::Lands flawlessly::
 (( Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most destructive of them all?  Much as you may dread. It must just be said. Jessie is the most destructive of them all.  ARGH!!! ::pulls on his hair::))

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 <::nogs:: Gotcha...>
 ((OOooo... Is "nogging" the act of drinking eggnog?))
 ((Hey, wait! Jake is BANNED from the eggnog after Christmas!))
 ((::Dead::))
 ((::Laughs!::))
 ((ROFL!))

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 (( i think it WAS a net split...))
 ((::hops around and waves::))
 ((Aiy! Evil IRC!! ::waves back::))
 (( I see you Sy!!! I see you!!! ::Waves back!!::))
 ((Okay, Sage is here... Who's Bob?))
 ((not me...))
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 ((not me....)
 ((Okay...No more Bob... C'mon, Sage... Admit you *wanted* to be Bob..))

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