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--- How to become a SSJ in 5 easy steps
1. Hit yourself - yes, swing your arm forward and give yourself a good blow to the kidney area. This will surely get you angry at how stupid a mere human can be... urging you to become a Super Saiya - Jin
2. Laugh at a "weakling" - do as it says, ha, weaklings. Go up to the BIGGEST, STRONGEST guy you can find and tell them how weak they are compared to your
"true SSJ powers". Once they attempt to beat you down, let them. Remember, a TRUE SSJ can only get stronger after every bout, even losing ones :)
3. Train in the Room of Time and Spirit (Hyperbolic Chamber) - go to the nearest Room of Time and Spirit you can find, if none can be found, I guess a mere human's
"gym" will suffice. Once you work out there, ask a personal trainer there if they could please turn up the gravity to 450X the normal setting, as long as it isn't EXTREMELY out of his way to do so...
4. Scream non-stop - get freaken angry, man. Just go around and scream nonstop at how much of a
human wuss you are. Also, go up to a complete stranger and ask them to kindly say to you,
"Geez man, you're even weaker than Krillin!" Man, if that doesn't peeve you off enough to go SSJ, well, I just don't know what will...
5. Terrorize everyone - only do this step if you ACHIEVED the SSJ level. Now that you have these newfound SSJ powers, you need to fight someone every day. Fight everyone you can, so when the day comes and you have to fight Brolly, you won't get your scrawny ass kicked. Kudos, and good luck my SSJ brethren!
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