Da Shrine

 

 

 

Comedy chart top pick

The best of the Windups

Avatar Awards

Kill me now

Mp3 madness

Pranks to pull on the deserving

Things in life meeting my personal (dis)approval

The best ways to commit suicide

 

 

(Almost) award winning (semi) original lines

 

"Those with no life, tend to die quickly"

-Avatar

 

"If at first you don't succeed…don't take up bungee jumping"

-Matt

 

"Life's a bitch, then you marry one"

"Never trust something that can bleed for a week and live"

-Michael

 

"Satan's greatest victory was convincing the world he didn't exists"

"Hope is the beginning of despair"

"Some may question what right I have to destroy, those who truly understand the question will ask what right have I not to" (slightly adapted)

-Anon

 

 

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