Hermione's Acting Weird By Dan Blekatrus of Hufflepuff |
Hermione Granger was generally a studying girl. She didn't always like that hoever. Neville did like that though. Since Hermione didn't want to be a forgetful boy, and since Draco did (he's been confunded by a confusion charm!) he was with them. Hermione put a strand of her hair into Neville's potion, Neville put his hair in Draco's potion, and Draco put his hair in Hermione's potion. So they transformed...only for a day. Now: Hermione was cool (not an idiot though!), Neville was a studying maniac and he was smart, and Draco was a forgetful idiot. The next day, all three had classes. First there was Potions with Snape. Hermione walked in. "Hey dudes, 'sup?" she said to Harry and Ron. "Mrs. Granger we have improved! 10 points to Gryffindor for excellent behavior!" Hermione smiled. "Thanks Professor Snape1 You're the bomb!" When Neville walked in, he handed Professor Snape all of last weeks homework that he missed for being sick. "25 points to...Gryffindor!" He yelled happily. When Draco Walked in he forgot yesterday's homework. "DRACO! I KNEW ONE OF THESE DAYS I WOULD TAKE 20 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!" Snape yelled. Draco cowered at his deask. "I get the feeling Hermione is sick..." Ron started. "So what's wrong with Nevilled and Malfoy?" Harry wondered. Next, Charms. Hermione cooly made a Laughter Charm, and Flitwick was so impressed with Neville's Forgetful Charm, he gave Gryffindor 100 points! Draco lost everything Slytherin had earned! In Transfiguration, McGonagall disapproved Hermione turning a rat into a pair of sunglasses. "She looks cool in them!" Lavender Brown argued with her. "10 points from Gryffindor" McGonagall told Lavender. "100 points to Gryffindor for Neville's great performance!" At lunch, something was wrong. Neville was studdying, and Hermione was busy teasing Neville. Draco was in the middle of trying to find his class schedule. However, the next day the potion didn't wear off. "Hermione...did you perhaps...take a Personalius Potion" Ron asked doubtly. "Well, yeah, man. I did it, like, with Neville and Malfoy, ok!" she answered. "We have to get her the Restoralnusdus Potion!" Harry confirmed. "Professor Snape," Hermione asked, "can we learn the Restoralnusdus Potion?" Snape nodded. Later that afternoon, they used the Restoralnusdus Potion. Hermione was back to normal, Neville was back to normal, Draco was back to normal. Draco sneered at them. "What idiots, I'm outta here!" Neville sighed, "I liked being smart." Hermione snickered, "TOO BAD BUCKOP, THAT'S MY JOB!" |