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Humor 3 section(it keeps growing and growing...^_^) | |||||||
More of How to confuse a non-pernese Go to a cookbook store and ask if there are any recipes of Klah. Go to a computer store and ask if they have the latest model for the AIVAS system. When studying frubs in biology, ask if you can disect the Tubberman grub. Find a trio of stars and point them out to a friend as the Dawn Sisters. Go out on the highway with a sign that says, "Have Bahrain, will travel." Go to the kenedy Space Center on a launch day with a sign that says : Pern or Bust. Go to a NASA press conference and ask when they plan to send a survey team to the Rukbat System. Cunsult star charts at school and when asked what you're doing, reply that you're searching for Pern. -by Katie Go to a crowded theatre and yell "Thread!" Call up Pizza Hut and ask if they deliver by firelizard. Suggest Ista Island for a vacation resort. Come to school/work all grumpy and say you didn't get your morning Klah. Go to an airport and complain about your luggage being lost Between. Place a wooden sign in front of a building that says: "Not Thread safe." Laugh until someone aks and tell them your dragon/firelizard told you a joke. Ask a meterologist if he/she has spotted the Red Star yet. -digikitty Address your friends/parents as Lord/Lady Holders When going out to eat, ask for roast wherry and a cup of Benden wine. Walk around singing Harper Ballads Ask to leave school/work because a Hatching is eminent. Comment on the Weyr Leadership like it is daily polotics. -Cypris_H Go to a cookbook store and ask if there are any recipes for klah. Go to a computer store and ask if they have the latest AIVAS model. When studying grubs in Biology, ask if you can disect the Tubberman Grubs. Find a trio of stars and point them out as the Dawn Sisters. Go out on the Highway with a sign that says "Have Bahrain, will travel." Go to the Kenedy Space Center on a launch day with a sign that says "Pern or Bust" Go to a NASA press conference and ask when they paln to send a survey team to the Rukbat System. Cunsult the star charts at school, and when asked, say you're searching for Pern. -Katie |
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You Know You're Pernese When.... you tell people a cup of klah is good for the soul when at age 21 you keep asking for a cup of benden wine at a bar when you keep trying to find Admiral Paul benden in the phone book when you ask whether the clutch at Fort Weyr has a queen egg when you keep searching for Ruatha Hold on a world map whenever you are on a ship, you ask the captain if he's seen any shipfish when you always nervously look towards the sky to see if the Red Star is there when you ask your parents if you can enroll at the Harper Hall when you make sure your house is Thread Proof when you look for Tubberman grubs in your soil on your land when you complain that there aren't enough Gathers. -by Katie |
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Stupid Questions to Ask Go to the library and ask them it anybody found a book Go to a store stand next to a product and asked where it is (ex: where are the eggs *guy points to the eggs behind you" Wear a watch but still ask peoples what time it is Go to a Golf Course and ask them if they saw your golf ball Go to Jack in the Box and ask them if they have seen jack lately -by LovableSalamon |