Chronic's Unknown Author Alert

The author of these pages was tracked for months by a top investigator team trained by the Prevention of Internet Geeks Squad of Sun Hill. Taking them through many late night university computer rooms full of spotty pale spods, in many countries throughout the geek world. Unfortunately they were too late to prevent another demented web author from entering the e-mail contact of a totally innocent web user to the contact details of the original site. She has passed all lie detecting tests and proved not to be the demented half-twit who posted this site unless her other split-personality trips up and reveals the opposite test results.

We are currently looking into removing the innocent party's details from the web site, but are also busy in attempting to nail the "Kroniclimba" fiend altogether.

With your help we'll crack crime.