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 Name:  Darren Mulholland
 Age:  32
 Jumper No:  37
 Nicknames:  Dash, Daz, Dazzler
 Season first played:  1983/84
 Approx games (before season start):  Check the archives
 Who introduced you:  Rickey Bulner
 Greatest personal achievement at Wanderers:  Making it back for another season
 Most embarrassing moment at Wanderers:  
 Number 1 personal cricket goal for year (other than a Premiership):  Any club batting record
 Game day superstition or routine:  Nil
 Best sledge (given or received):  
 Drink of choice:  Scotch
 AFL team barrack for:  Carlton
 Fav musical artist / group:  Wiggles
 3 people you'd really like to have a beer / bourbon with:  Me, me, me
 Favourite "Stressism":  
 Funniest player at the Wanderers:  
 Just Howgoodisgnomie:  
 Boxers or Jocks:  Jocks
 Idea for end of year cricket trip:  Hue hefs pad

 

 Word Associations (one or two words only)
 Australian Idol:  Skippy
 AFL umpires:  All wankers
 Donny's weight loss:  Fat bastard
 John Howard:  Death in disguise
 Car you drive:  Yeh on the off and on the on (Editors note:  What the?)
 Car you want to drive:  Mini Moke
 Olympics:  Drugs
 Murray Wrenstead:  
 Melbourne Wanderers Cricket Club:  Needs work
 Hackett, Thorpe or Hamill:  Are they types of fish?