Leapin'
Lizards, It's Baran's Keep
What
about mudd?" Jessa says outloud, but talking to herself. She looks
up to LW. "Do you think we could cover ourselves in mudd to mask
our scent's? Would that be feasable?" She wonders to herself
Tav listens, grinning to himself as a clear mental image of Daggda happily
dropping her mount down the hole pops into his mind. Even better if
it lands on some lizardfolk. "Well then lets make ready for a soggy
trek. What do you know of these lizardmen? Are they nocturnal, how is
their hearing, eyesight and sense of smell?" Looking
at Moongloom but addressing the large cat "Do they fear fire, or"
The Bard supresses a grin "boiling oil?". "Would you
think it is better to go in when we arrive or wait til daybreak?"
Tav finishes making his preparations and stands moving over to whisper
some words into Stalwarts ear before turning to the group "Well
I'm ready to depart, lets get this over with as quickly as possible,
time is running short."
Avons sighs, "here we go again." Mindlessly he gathers his
belongings. He checks his harp and then shoulders his backpack
[LongWhisker]
"The lizards are more active when it is warm. At night they huddle
near their fires for warmth, even on mild nights. They are lizards,
after all, so their activity starts slowly in the morning. They do not
move quickly on land but their back feet are like those of a goose,
so they swim well. They hear poorly, see well and smell very well. I
have not fought them, so I do not know how well they fight, but there
are a full six of them or more. [OOC: save the
math: 216 or more] and they use weapons. They use fire, so are
not afraid of it, I think. I do not know about boiling oil." She
shrugs. "We have almost a full day's travel to reach the place
I know -- or a full night's. If we leave soon, we will have difficulty
in approaching the camp, because we will travel in their most active
time -- the day. If we travel at night -- well, that beast prowls at
night."
"If I were alone, I would travel at night for I can avoid the beast
easily -- I do not think you could do that so well. And I would attack
at night. It might take several days and nights to reach the right place
and time. I would hide until a cold or rainy night. But I do not think
that plan would work for so large a group. And..." Tav swears she
is smiling as she continues "... your group is not exactly quiet,
nor could you hide so well as I could....What else can I tell you?"
"HEY! you better not be talking about MOI!" Jessa says jokingly
as she remembers nervously the trouble she almost got them in.
Ven gathers his few belongings and prepares to go with the 'puma. He's
not too thrilled about the idea of wading through the swamp all day
and then attacking a mere 216 lizard men as a nightcap. "Surely,"
he thinks, "this back way in will at least cut it down to a hundred
or so that we have to cleave through." He then looks over at the
haggard form of his friend, Sandros, and chides himself for his bad
attitude. Sandy was probably the best friend he had in the whole world
and here he was complaining about getting a little wet. And, if he had
to fight through an army of lizards, then so be it.
Tavarak ponders the puma's words. "That being the case we will
have to march all day and avoid detection, then sneak in at night and
make our escape during the day. Not the best of situations, but if that
is what it takes then that is what we will have to do." The Bard
turns and heads towards the entrance.
And everyone follows the Bard. In order: Jessamyn walking alongside
the hexapuma, Andrew, the two mages: Veneron & Moongloom, Daggda,
Sandros and Avon. The horses are picketed carefully in the cave
under the "protection" of Stalwart, Gala and Rei. But
all of them know that if a party of Lizard soldiers come upon the animals,
they will be essentially helpless.
In the early morning hours outside, the 'puma trots to the front and
leads them for several hours on some path -- seemingly random -- that
twists and turns thru the swamp. She heads off in great bounds
leaving the slower humans, elves and dwarf to try and keep up.
The water, thankfullly, is never too deep, only coming to Daggda's waist
most of the time.
Several times she crouches suddenly and beams "DOWN" to
everyone in the party, and for several anxious moments, the sounds of
a party of Lizardman warriors can be heard. Long Whisker moves
slower and slower as the group comes within sight of a higher area off
to the north. Approaching it from the southwest, she leads them
to one of the many, many small hummocks of rocky soil, this one covered
with bushes and sparse trees.
Toward the last she moves so slowly that she seems nearly motionless
but she is still creeping forward ... a trick none of the party can
emulate. Only the ranger and the druid come close to her innate
ability to move without making a sound. Looking forward thru the
concealing brush, the party can see Baran's Keep -- or its ruins at
least.

The hexapuma sends a thought to all without moving a muscle. "There
is the hole where I have seen the lizard men go down."
[OOC: #109 on the map, SE corner of
6C] "My kits are alive! I can hear them.
They are somewhere between that hole and the ruined building to the
shield side." [OOC:
shield side=left, building ruins are in 6A].
It is early evening and there are several hours of daylight left.
Moving about all over the acre+ of the Ruins of Baran's Keep are lizard
men. Some are starting up campfires, others are moving around
performing various tasks. They are small, perhaps 5 ft tall, but
stocky. Each seems to have a weapon of some sort... most are spears
or short swords, but there are some crossbows. Sprinkled among
them are larger lizard men -- 6ft or more in height, and just as stocky
as their smaller kin. Each of these is wearing some sort of leather
armor -- or pieces of leather armor, and each seems to have a sword
and shield. Near the center of the area [OOC:
C/D 3/4] is a crude lean-to made of rock and timber. There
are some tallish (near 6 ft), slender lizard women going in and out
there, and even some young lizardfolk can be seen. It is hard
to see a likeness between these lithe females and the witch they had
spoken to just 2 days ago.
The lizard folk have webbed rear feet and stand erect. Their front
"hands" have 4 fingers and a thumb, but the small webbed area
between their fingers makes them somewhat more clumsy than a human.
Their skin is a bluish/green bumpy hide. Judging from what they
saw of Sess's hide, it would be tougher to cut than human/elven/dwarvish
flesh.
The ground under the ruins is just a few feet higher than the surrounding
water, but it seems to be enough to keep the ground dry. Watching
the lizards approach from this side, the party estimates that the swamp
between their little hummock and the ruins area is not too deep -- it
would be chest high on the humans, chin high on the elves, and about
a foot over Daggda's --or Long Whisker's-- head. It looks like
a stream or perhaps the remains of a moat. It is about 20ft wide,
and the water is moving very, very slowly to the east. There
seem to be some steps cut into the stone, just at the edge of 7C/B,
behind the heavy rubble.
The day has been warm, sky clear, and it looks like that weather will
hold for the night. The moon is just a touch past it's darkest,
perhaps half-way to the "1st quarter." It should rise
about 1 am, about an 4 hours after sunset. The
wind is very light and variable.
Andrew moves smoothly along and doesn't have too much difficulty with
the swamp although he is less than pleased at being saoked to the skin
for the better part of a day.
Following along as quietly as possible Andrew is amazed at the noise
most of the group makes. "We couldn't sneak up on a grour of deaf
old gnomes," he mumbles to himself as they traverse the marshy
ground.
When they come within sight of the keep he does his best to stay low
and keep a look out for any danger. Taking adeep breath he prepares
himself to move on a moments notice and waits for Long Whisker's signal.
With any luck they could accomplish 2 things while they were here. Get
the heart back and save the kits from god only knew what.
Judging from Avon's mumbling he has gone into another one of his trances.
Even though the surroundings are not really city like Avon feels that
this is something that definitely requires his skill. He also remembers
the words from the big cat, they might be deaf but they could smell.
Hurriedly, and almost irritated he asks, with a whisper, where the wind
is coming from. Clearly the question is aimed at the ranger and druid.
Thoughts race around Avon's mind. Kittens and a heart, a heart and kittens.
Which one first, but how. How? He looks up, "We need a distraction
before I can go down." He turns to the cat "And you, can't
you talk to those little critters. Where are they what does it look
like, any guards." And as he looks at the puma for a reaction he
realizes that he should have thought his question. And although he feels
awkward he tries intensely to think his thoughts towards the puma.
"I suggest you people distract this bunch while I go down and do
the difficult part."
Sandros frowns, and whispers, "I'll go with you, Avon. I may not
be quite as good at sneaking around, but considering I'm the reason
we're here, I might as well pull my weight, eh?" He gives them
a grin.
"Anyone else got any suggestions? Or maybe we should wait until
morning? Isn't that when they get sleepy?" He shrugs.
Avon shudders at the idea of being alone with a vampire but maybe in
this case it would be a good idea.
[Long Whisker] "Well, as I said, they are somewhere between
here and there [OOC: 109 and 31 on the map]. My kits are hungry
and scared. It is dark where they are, all the time. They hear occasional
voices, and the box they are in is sometimes moved, but not much. ...
As for you going in there, thank you for that. No one is going in without
me."
Tavarak nods in agreement, "Yes this isn't a one person operation,
you will need help. I shall also go with you two.
Daggda scowls at Avon, more because of the lack of comfort than
frustration with the silly elf. She was more than happy to leave the
infernal mule behind, but her rump was still sore from riding the
creature, especially running away from... whatever that was in the
swamp.
"They are lizards, and so being cold blooded I think it would be
easier to penetrate the camp during the night because it's colder..
anyone got any spells that effect the weather? To make it colder?"
She looks around at the group.. "or maybe to create an illusion
that we are lizard men?"
The Bard nods at Jessa's suggestion, the seed of an idea starting to
form in his mind.
"Didn't you hear what the big cat said? They need heat- they're
sluggish without it. Most of us can see a bit in the dark, and the lizards
can, as well. But they're not likely to move away from their fires."
The dwarf looks to Jessamyn. "I'm not one for illusions and such
nonsense, but we need to decide which of the campfires is the one with
the watchguards on the entrance. If we figure that out, then we can
think of a way to dispatch them all at once- and quietly."
She looks at Long Whisker, addressing her for the first time. "You-
cat. Who guards the entrance?"
[Long Whisker] The cat turns an ear back toward the dwarven acolyte.
"When I watched for the 6 nights, there were one or two guards
at night. I could not tell if they were the same ones all night or if
they changed, for I was concentrating on finding the leader. He was
usually found in that shelter in the middle, where the females and lizard
kits are found. Sometimes he came to this part of the camp and went
down into the hole. He used a key to open the door to the place where
they are kept; that is how I know there is a door and a lock."
Whenever her thoughts include a reference to the lizardman king,
there is a savage image of him, usually with his throat torn out.
Ven looks to Moongloom. "I'm hoping that your skills lay in that
area. Mine do not. I'm much better equiped to drop flaming buckets of
oil on my companions or to incapacitate a certain charmed fellow. But,
the weather far beyond my abilities and my master didn't know much in
the way of illusion."
Moongloom smiles at the comment, "Magick is an unpredictable mistress,
but she can be tamed. I have a few spells in mind. Most of my illusions,
however, focus on sight and sound--not smell--so I doubt they would
be easily fooled. I have a perfect distraction in mind. And I can always
turn one or two of you invisible." He says, pulling at his beard
with his index finger and thumb.
[Daggda]
"There's an idea- perhaps if we made Avon, Sandros, or Tav invisible,
they could sneak off to where the leader is, and get the heart. If they
get back safely, then we can overpower the one or two guards, go in
the hole, and get the kits. If they don't get back safely, well, then
we'll have a distraction to make getting the kits easier." She
falls silent, thinking.
Daggda unconsciously mimicks Moongloom, stroking her beard and tugging
at its short braid with her finger and thumb. "Can you turn
the cat invisible along with one of us? I'm sure she would like to get
at the leader while one of us looks for the heart. Unless of course,
we need her to track down her kits...Can track your kits by scent, cat?"
she asks Long Whisker.
Long Whisker, snaps a mental reply to the dwarf's question, "Can
you tell the difference between water and stone? Of course
I can find my kits by scent, if they are close enough."
[Ven]
"Um, yeah, I guess I could turn one person invisible as well. That
particular spell has gotten me into a lot of trouble in the past, but
as there don't appear to be any unclothed women about, it's probably
pretty safe."
Andrew ponders the situation for a time and then with a deep breathoffers
his 2-cents.
"I am not strong enough to control the weather either but I can
obscure the group I travel with for a short time making our party much
less visible. Also I think maybe we should go after the kits,
then go after the heart. Seems to me like the kits aren't very
well guarded because they are locked up so we might even be able to
do that without alerting anyone, then go after the lizard king and his
item of blackmail. I am ready when ever you all decide."
His anxiousness is easily read in the tone of his voice.
"If we do split up I am pretty good at moving quietly maybe I should
be in the group of invisibles trying for the king and the heart."
Sandros listens to the ideas being put forth, and he speaks up.
"Maybe we can use that spell on me, and send just me in the camp
to find the chief. It will be next to impossible for us all to
keep track of each other if we all turn invisible anyway...and if any
one person should be doing this, it should be me. It's my fault
that we're here to begin with...and I may be able to handle myself better
if attacked then Avon
would be able to." He shrugs.
"Then the rest of you could go for the kits. If you get them
free, that may help draw attention away from the chief long enough for
me to give a serious look for the gemstone...and the heart as well."
Ven shakes his head. "I don't like it. Sandros, you don't have
to feel responsible for us. We won't feel any better about this if you
alone get killed tring to get the heart. We would have just sent you
on your own merry way if that is how we felt about it. We came as a
group because we have the best chance of success when we combine our
skills. I'll say that we make some attempt to get the kits and then,
once they are safe, we can turn our efforts toward finding the heart."

As the party thinks and discusses it's options, the sun sets and the
large camp just a few yards away begins to settle in for the night .
Several dozen male & female lizard warrior go down the ladder into
the undergound, carrying torches. They do not come back up.
Campfires are lit -- there are quite a few of them -- and it becomes
impossible to see the details of the camp except for the area lit by
firelight.
Long Whisker has been listening, but her attention has been focused
on the camp. "See there. That one is the guard."
Soon enough the adventurers who are watching with her see a lone spear-carrier
walk from one end of the encampment to the other along the side.
It takes him about 2 minutes to cover the length of the 200+ft.
He turns around and comes back, stopping at the campfire. He warms
himself there for a good 5 minutes before going to the corner again.
All in all, it takes a full 10 minutes to make the complete round trip.
"I am more than grateful for your promised help, and will do
whatever I can to help you find this "heart" that you seek.
My kits will be difficult for anyone to control, so I must go with you
when that is to be done."
While they are watching, a party of lizard men approach the ladder
[#109] and descend. There are about 6 in the group and all are
among the taller-than-average lizard men and are carrying torches.
All but one. He is 50 yards away, but the light reflects off his
bronze breastplate. Avon squints at the center of the lizard king's
chest. "See it?" he hisses to Sandros who is standing
nearest to him. "The red gem!"
Sandros looks, but all he sees at this distance is the glint of torchlight.
It might be something.. or it might be the reflection of light on polished
brass.
The 'puma crouches even further, her belly nearly against the dirt,
her ears flatten against her skull, and the tip of her tail twitches
rapidly. Those near her can feel more than hear the deep quiet
rumble of her almost-silent growl. The group is flooded with horrible
images of what Long Whisker fears: that Xanths will hurt her kittens.
"He goes down there every second or third day, I think,"
the cat beams to them. "He does not come back up for
many hours, usually."
"Well,
then," Ven whispers. "We've lucked into having both
the kits and the lizard leader all in the same place at the same time.
Now we only need to determine how we go. That guard's rounds are
slow enough for us all to get to the opening, but do we want our entire
party moving at once? According to our more quiet members, we
aren't exactly subtle when we move about. We could go two or three
at a time, but then we have the problem of what the first groups do
while waiting for the rest to come. Do they go down? Two
or three could be quickly overcome if there are guards posted.
Do they try and hide and wait? That might work for a few of us,
but not all of us are very good at hiding and being still. Anybody
have any thoughts?"
[Daggda]
"We kill the guard, quietly. Quickly." Daggda heft her nasty-looking
pick into both hands. "I can do it, but I don't know about the
quiet part," she pauses, "or the quickly part, either."
She looks at Ven again. "When he is furthest away from the hole,
two of us take him. The rest head into the hole at that point. Otherwise,
we all have to sneak in."
[Jessa] "I don't know if my darts will work on him, but i can throw
a few at him. What do you think" She looks at the group and then
beams the thought to LW.
Andrew wispers, "Can one of you put him to sleep or something?"
he motions at the guard. "It's not in my power. But he needs to
be gone before we can go down there." Andrew waits for a silent
method of disposal has been thought up for the lone guard. IF nothing
is forthcoming, "we could always hope he falls asleep on his own.
They probably don't get much by way of visitors way out here and he
seems pretty lax already."
Tavarak turns to Andrew and Jessa, "Those are exactly the types
of things we don't want. If he is absent from making his rounds then
that will more then likely be noticed. That in turn will alert the rest
of that horde down there."
[Ven]"Well it seems that we have 2 of the 3 things we are looking
for in that hole." Looking at Daggda, "I'm not sure that killing
the guard is such a good idea. There are to many things we don't know
about, like when he will be replaced, or if they will notice that he
is missing from conducting his rounds. I suggest that we all make our
way into the hole at the same time. That way should push come to shove,
we won't have our party split up." Addressing Long Whisker, "I
know you want nothing more then to rip out the lizard Kings throat,
as would I or anyone else here were we in your shoes, but we need him
alive to find out where the heart is. If Avon and LW are willing to
scout out the hole and give us a mental signal when its clear then
the rest of us can make our way there." Tav looks at his companions
as he makes ready to go.
[Avon] "We shouldn't go down with a whole group. That doesn't make
any sense. We should be very quiet. I can go down with Sandros and the
cat," he points carelessly to the puma. "If we need fighting
you'll notice soon enough. Just stay here and be ready to fight. I managed
to steal things before on my own."
[Jessa] "I think that LW should go alone or with someone who is
made invisible.. maybe Avon. If there are any lizard-men there, and
they see us, thre will be a fight, but if they see LW, they might just
assume she has wandered in there looking for her kits.. and then she
can be "chased away" because i really don't think they will
go into an all out attack on her." She beams this to LW also. "Then
once LW comes back, she can tell us what it's like.. if thre are any
guards, etc.. Before she goes i can throw a few darts at the lizard
guard out front so that he might, hopefully, sleep." She beams
this to LW. "what does everyone think.." Jessa looks around
then adds to LW
"how long do you think it would take you and maybe one person..
say Avon to run over to where your kits are while the lizard guard is
on his rounds.. Maybe you can sneak in while he is on his rounds and
when he gets back i can shoot him with my darts." Then she adds
" We will get your kits out of there.. don't worry Oath Sister."
She rubs the puma's head.
Sandros nodded his head gratefully to Ven at his words about his responsibility,
and sighed.
Then, when the others speak of the lizardman guard, and Avon says they
should go alone, he speaks. "Well...Avon, at first I thought you
might be right. But then...I really think we can wait until
the lizardman pauses near the fire, then sneak our way in as a group.
If I understand the way nightvision works, a fire that size and that
close to him will pretty much negate his advantage there. So why not
just do that? If we move as quietly as possible..." he shrugs.
"Okay...maybe as a safeguard either Avon or myself should be turned
invisible, and wait behind the guard as he warms himself at the fire.
If he hears
anything, we can hit him before he knows what's going on." He frowns.
"As for using some sort of sleep spell...we may need that in case
we run into a larger group below."
[Long Whisker]
"So many ideas," thinks the large cat. "Are we going
to swim across the river before or after they get turned invisible?
" she says, referring to the slow-moving, moat-sized (approx 20ft
wide) stream that's about chest-deep on a man, chin-deep on an elf and
about a ft. over Daggda's head. "I can swim across it silently
enough."
Avon looks around the group, "Imagine me giving the dwarf lessons
on how to split a orcs head," in the dark he winks at her. "You
people are not suited for sneaking around. You wouldn't even know where
to begin. We all have our specialties." Again he looks around the
group, "You would have me killed in no time. Do what you like but
I don't feel like marching in there." The he looks at the stream,
"I guess its time to get undressed," and as he says that he
start to undress himself while folding his clothes neatly in his backpack.
While doing so, he decides to take out the harp case and burry the chest
at a point that will be easily recognizable later. After pushing everything
in his backpack he crawls towards the river in order to pass it, holding
his backpack above his head, knowing that sneaking around in wet clothes
can be rather deadly.
[Daggda]
"As much as I hate to say it, Avon is right. He has no idea how
to cleave a filthy beldarak skull." Daggda returns Avon's
wink with one of her own. "And if we don't kill the guard,
there's no way the bunch of us can cross the water and go down
below unnoticed. Our best chance is to have Veneron turn Avon
and the cat invisible." She looks at the water distastefully;
the dwarf decides that she quite definitely dislikes this forsaken
swamp. There is just too much water everywhere, she reflected,
her face curled up in a scowl. "They can scout out the area,
return to us within, say, twenty minutes, and we can better decide
what to do then. In the meantime, the rest of us can look for
a shallow place in this stream," she finishes with a dwarven
curse under her breath. "Cat, before you go, did you notice
a shallow place in the stream, or crossing place the lizards used?
We can meet the two of you there when you return, and if something goes
wrong, we'll be able to cross more quickly to help you."
Turning to Ven, she quips, "You'd best cast that invisibility spell
on Avon soon, before the sight of that scrawny elf-kin naked along with
the stink of this swamp will overwhelms me," she says in a melodic
grumble.
[Ven]
"Well, I can turn one of them invisible, but not both. Moongloom,"
Ven looks to his fellow mage, "how about you? Can you get them
both with your superior skills in illusion or shall we do one each?
Or, does the cat even need the spell.. She is probably virtually invisible
naturally."
[Long Whisker]
It will be hard for them to see me in the darkness above the ground,
but there may be light in that hole in the ground. And I do not
know whether the passages are wide or narrow... lit or dark... empty
or filled with places for concealment. Dwarf: I do not know of
any places where it is shallow. When I cross such water, I swim.
When the lizards cross, they swim in their own fashion. Perhaps
you can walk along the bottom, and when we see the top of your head,
we will know it is shallow." The cat's teeth glisten
in the dark, Daggda hopes it is some sort of smile.
Avon takes the extra time required to strap his elven chain to the backpack,
just in case he might slip he does not want to lose the armor.
It does not occur to him that in so doing, he risks having the armor
act as an anchor, taking his entire pack to the bottom. He is
stripped to the skin and listens carefully to the discussion about turning
people invisible. It seems the cat is going with him, whether
he likes it or not. Both Sandros and Tav said they were going
also. Tav was standing nearby, but Sandros seemed to be out of
sight.
A sudden rustle of bushes, and a quiet curse reveals his location.
But he did not come out, and the obvious struggle he was having behind
the bushes became more pronounced. Jessa quietly draws her sword
and motions to the others. She whispers, "I dont like the
looks of this."
She covers the few yards and stands near the bushes. Then she
turns back, she drops to the ground and begins to pound her fist into
the dirt. At first concerned, the others hurry over, but find
her trying to control her laughter quietly. Tears are streaming
down her face. Taking a look behind the bushes they find Sandros
in combat -- with his clothes.
Sandros pants are pulled down around his ankles and his shirt and cloak
are on the ground nearby. The gossamer-thin raven suit he has
been wearing under his clothing is tangled around his knees and he is
trying, in the darkness to disengage it from the bushes. One of
the ever-present vines is tangled around his arm and there are leaves
in his hair and beard. His battle with his clothing has brought
him to his knees and he is cursing silently. Daggda peers thru
the bush just in time to see a large portion of a hairy human backside
flip thru the air in front of her face and land solidly on the ground.
The Acolyte of Moradin jumps back a step, "I don't particularly
like the look of it either," she mutters.
Sandros looks up and sees the others. "Damn this raven suit
anyway. It's only got ONE opening... and that is at the neck.
Every time nature calls I'm faced with this ... this... And then putting
it back on is like dressing yourself in rice paper. AND it makes
me sweat. Did I mention chafe? Don't go there!
Wouldn't be so bad if I could use the damn thing, but with chasing around
and being worried and tired with this vampire thing, I never took time
to practice."
"And if one of you laughs, I'll ... I'll... I'll make you sorry!
I swear...."
Tav is biting his lip, trying to maintain a serious look.
Moongloom hides his face behind the bard, so Sandros wont see his smile.
Andrew stifles a laugh, trying to turn it into a clearing of his throat.
And even Veneron has to clamp a hand across his mouth. "Nope.
No laughing, Sandy. Not us...NopeNopeNope."
Moongloom finally gets himself under some sort of control and steps
out from behind Tavarak. He pulls a bit of yarn from one of the
hundreds of concealed pockets in his cloak and twirls it between his
fingers. "Tidy" he whispers at the thread, and his mastery
of cantrips pays off again. The raven suit untangles itself and
is neatly folded on the ground between Sandros' naked legs -- at least
that portion of the raven suit that is not still on Sandros' feet.
"Why not just take it off, Sandros," suggests Tavarak, "and
leave it behind. You can put on your regular clothes after you
wade across."
"Maybe someone else could take it, wear it, and learn to,"
Ven's voice cracks as he's unable to keep the laughter at bay.
"...learn to ... to subdue it.." He gasps for
air, trying to remain quiet. "I'm sorry, Sandy. REALLY!!
But when you slipped and went ass-over-teakettle right in front of Daggda...The
look on her face!!... Oh my oh my oh my...."

Near the overgrown moat, Avon is tapping his naked foot in the mud,
impatiently. "Cat," he says to the hexapuma, "don't
ask ... Just DO NOT ASK." He throws a soft mudball that lands
in front of the group, getting their attention. The theif points
across the moat... "Couple of hundred lizard men over there want
to use our guts for garters. Remember? Can we move along with
things? It's nice and dark now, and there's still several hours
before the slight moon comes up."
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