Who/What Sucks

The things I hate, and why you should, too.


Gangsta' rap sucks!

Please, it's been a decade now, I'm frankly quite sick of hearing about your gun collections.
The size of your posse and of the "jobs" you've "pulled" are of no interest to me.
Having Puff Daddy for a producer does not equal talent.

Move on. If you're not the Beastie Boys, get out of the rap business.

 

Most male gothic singers suck

Puhleeze, you don't all have to sound like Eldritch, okay? Possibly one of the strongest driving forces behind female-vocal Gothic/Darkwave bands at present is the fact that all the men in the industry seem stuck in what I call Gothic-Brogue-mode. Get your tongue out of your own throat and get some breath support already.

 

Virtually ALL country music sucks!

The only times it doesn't is when it's remade by someone in another style.
The entire genre is centered on doing THE most technically incorrect things possible with the human voice.

If you're not Johnny Cash, get out of the business.

Which links back to my first section, regarding Gangsta' Rap...
Johnny Cash is the OG (Original Gangsta'), Not Ice T.
You don't beleive me? Listen to "Delia" some time. JC's the OG.



Tina the Troubled Teen

Last updated 10/05/01
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