The best Triple H quotes I've collected over the time
"Nothing will come between me and the Undisputed Championship, not even the Immortal Hulk Hogan. Because brother, I am The Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD!
"You know something Dead Man? You're right...you did beat me last year at WrestleMania...but that was then, and this is now. And right now I AM the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And I've got fifteen pounds of gold over there that says you can't beat my ass again!"
"Well let me set you straight. You ain't seen nothin' yet...and if you screw with me, I promise I'll make your life a living hell!"
"Vince, Angle...it doesn't matter. As far as I'm concerned....GAME ON!"
"First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!"
"You see, you went into WrestleMania thinking you were unbeatable, that you were the immovable object. But what you didn't take into consideration is that you were coming up against the unstoppable force!"
"This Monday night on Raw, I will still be the World Wrestling Federation Champion...and Stephanie will be GONE from the World Wrestling Federation!"
"'Cause Chris, this is a start of a whole new game, and this game is forever!"
"Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!"
"You see...I am sick of looking at you, I am sick of your whinny little voice, and I am sick of your bitch attitude. I want you out of my business...I want you out of my LIFE!"
"Stephanie, one more time, Monday night, you get a chance to play The Game. And this time, if you lose...it's GAME OVER!"
"You see, pain is just temporary. But The Game, Chris, The Game is forever!"
"She does stink, doesn't she, Lucy?"
"Since it’s your box, it’s appropriately quite large."
"Wait a minute...you said everything was split 50-50. I just wasn't sure what half you wanted."
"You know Steph, maybe it was not so much that it was The Game that was short, maybe it was that the field I was playing on, was just too damn big."
"Well now Steph, I'm not a legal genius, but I'm pretty sure you can't bust a guy for telling the truth."
"You don't know what I mean? Let me tell you what I mean, let me make it a little more clear for you. You see Steph, even a 747 look small when your flying it in to the Grand Canyon. Don't worry about it, I'm about to get to you Jericho, you wanna prove to the world how bad you are? You wanna prove how tough you are? How sadistic you are? Why don't you prove it tonight? You see it just so happens I'm not doing anything, why don't you fight me? Why don't you prove it to the world? Why don't you prove it to me? And don't worry, Chris, you don't have to put the titles on the line, we'll do it just for the hell of it, come on Chris, It'll be just you, me and the great wide open over here! What do ya say?'
"Even a 747 looks small when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon!"
"But you know, as they say...life's a bitch...then ya marry one!"
"As of this moment, Stephanie, our marriage...IT'S OVER!!! We are through!"
"Tonight, I don't just see you as my loving wife, or as the mother of my child, tonight, I see you for what you truly are -- a no-good, lying bitch!"
"Angle, you've made two big mistakes -- one, not getting the job done, and two, screwing with the wrong guy!"
"Unfortunately, for you, at WrestleMania...for you, it will be time...to play...The Game!"
"Why don't you make a contribution right now to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do...SHUT UP!"
"Sunday night, at the Royal Rumble...I WILL win. Now, that may sound cocky...but as the song goes...it's not bragging if you say it and you back it up."
"Just in case you've forgotten, let me tell you just who in the hell I am. I am THE GAME! And you can bet your ass I'm back!"
"Without sounding sappy, I want to thank the fans who didn't forget about me during the past eight months."
"I want to thank every employee of the Federation at every level, every position. Without them I wouldn't be able to live my dream."
"It was the type of moment I've dreamed about my whole life and [the fans reaction] makes it magnified 10 times. It was unbelievable."
"I've spent the past eight months since the injury happened thinking every single second of nothing but that."
"Hell in a Cell, alright Hell in a Cell you got a deal, but one stipulation, I will go through Hell in a Cell with you but I want your career on the line. If I beat you in Hell in the Cell you are finished, you retire, your career is over and that means you Mick Foley which includes Dude Love, which includes Mankind which includes Cactus Jack you are finished you are done it is over, you are finished, it is done you are over."
"Cactus, you do make me sick, you make me wanna puke and as a matter of fact my patience is starting to wear very thin at this situation, you couldn't get the job done, they couldn't get the job done but yet your still out here in my face, well it's time to put this matter to rest, this has gone on too long, its time to finish it once and for all so what I propose Cactus jack is that one more time you and me at No Way out one more time but this is it your last shot at me and the WWF title and Cactus you can have any type of match you want, just there will be no 2x4 wrapped in razor sharp wire, there will be no sharp metallic objects, there will be no thumbtacks, there will be not any of your sadistic toys we will have a match plain and simple."
"I am not asking you now I am telling you, tell them now!"
"Now I am going to be really nice about this because deep down inside I really like you, what I want you to do is, I want you to tell the world what happened here tonight, because what happened here that felon Steve Austin went to jail where he belongs he forfeited his shot at the WWF title, so now what happens he goes to the bottom of that long line of contenders, he starts at ground zero working his way back up to get a shot at this and me. So I want you to tell the world that he blew his chance, tell them!"
"Vince we have a TOP against you, that means temporary order of protection."
"Vince, Armageddon will be me and you one more time, we will get personal."
"Vince McMahon committed a crime against me personally which left me with no choice but to have DX to get personal with Vince McMahon."
"You know, I said this once and I'll say it again. Kurt Angle is the World Wrestling Federation Champion because I have allowed it!"
"Boy, that's something to be really proud of, Kurt, what a champion!"
"You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!"
"Can you hang, Rock, can you go the distance?"
"Shawn, you and I have had quite a past together, my friend, if you do not call this match the way it should be called, I can guarantee you that you will have no future."
"Rocky, Judgment Day, you and me, Iron Man Match, 60 Minutes, Rock, lets find out who the man is!"
"This Game is not over, it is just beginning."
"Hold on a second Steph. Shut your holes!"
"Oh you can cheer but he won't come. Even Austin is smart enough to know when to stay away."
"Kurt, Sunday at the Royal Rumble, you can bring 'em all. You can bring your family, you can bring your friends, you can bring Nancy Kerrigan, you can bring Mary-Lou Rettin, hell, you can bring the whole 1980 Olympic Hockey Team, and it's not going to make a damn bit of a difference. Because I will get what I want. Kurt Angle I will be the World Wrestling Federation Champion and there is not a damn thing you or anybody else can do about it!"
"You better know your damn role, Rock!"
"Kane, you're probably sitting in a hole back there, shaking like a leaf. I can't very much blame you. I wouldn't want to get in the ring with me either."
"This is a game that you don't want to be in!"
"For the benefit of those that did not see Survivor Series last night, I will enlighten you as to the situation. You see...last night, some thievery took place. Last night, a crime was committed. My property was stolen. I was not beaten for the World Wrestling Federation title; it was STOLEN from me! Vince McMahon, I have been a thorn in your side since the moment that I won the World Wrestling Federation title. You cannot LIVE with the fact that I was the champ here. It has burned a hole in you like nothing has ever burned a hole in you before, so you tried to do everything in your power to take it from me. You put your son in the ring against me, you put your son-in-law in the ring against me, you put your SELF in the ring against me...you tried everything! Special referee-this, time keeper-that, enforcer-this, special-this, special-that -- ALL a LOAD of CRAP! Vince, you made me fight one guy, two guys at a time, three guys at a time; FIVE GUYS, in ONE DAMN NIGHT! And still, you could not get the job done! Why? Because I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!"
"They're going! Easy, tough guy; you'll get your shot!"
"Hey, you saw what The Radicals did, those guys were all over me...I can't stand for that...I want you to give them to me tonight!"
"It never ceases to amaze me how you can kill something beautiful! She comes out here to pour her SOUL to you people, to talk about something beautiful and pure...and you people crap all over her! And the fact of the matter is, you're wrong. And the reason I know you're wrong, Steph is no slut, oh no."
"Stay away from my wife!"
"You like to hang out with Steph, you like to maybe go shopping for drapes with Steph, It doesn't make you a sissy."
"Maybe I was wrong about Kurt Angle, what kind of a guy stands in front of a hot woman and wants to be friend!?"
"I want a piece of Kurt, why? Do you think I want this to continue?"
"No Kiddin' it got out of hand Foley, what are you going to do about it! "
"There is only room for 1 king in this God-forsaken jungle."
"Enter this world and you will feel my wrath!"
"Play this game and you're gonna get hurt."
"Austin, Game Over!"
"Austin, don't...Austin, don't....HOLY SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!"
"I ran the World Wrestling Federation, heck, I was the damn World Wrestling Federation in Austin's absence."
"As you always say DTA, Austin, don't trust anybody!"
"What I am bringing is going to be more than you can ever handle!"
"When I get that sick, when I get that twisted, I will love every second of it."
"You will step into the ring with The Game, the greatest wrestler of all time!"
"I got my hand on my joystick"
"If ya want a disqualification...I'll give you a DAMN disqualification!"
"There ain't going to be no wedding tonight."
"If ya Smellalalalala...what The Game, is playing!"
"This show is x-rated!"
"Rocky, this Sunday you are gonna be my BITCH!"
"Be a man Rock, put the belt on the line, you and me, I quit rules for the WWF Title."
"Sergeant Slaughter -- get your fat ass out here!"
"I thought I told you to get to the GYM, fat ass!"
"Harry. Harry Sacks."
"I'm your daddy, Rock!"
"Friends my ass, Steph!"-- HHH talking about Steph's and Kurt's relationship
"You are going to be the last notch on my belt of success!" -- Triple H to Stone Cold Steve Austin
"The fact of the matter is, I LIED to your ass! You ain't getting NOTHING!" -- Triple H sounding a lot like Vince, addressing the British Bulldog
"I just got done personally signing a warrant for your arrest!" -- Triple H to Steve Austin
"This is a game that you don't want to be in!" -- Triple H to Linda McMahon
"The TIME for talking is over, Taker get your dead ass out here and lets do this right now!"
"What the hell kind of family did I marry into?"
"What the hell kind of show is this?"
"Mick, you screwed me last night! Well, paybacks are a bitch, pal!"
"After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!"
"Linda McMahon, I am going to tell you this, and I'm going to say it nicely one time. Because I am The Game, and this is NOT a game, you had better keep your ass out of my business."
"I'm going to give you a shot at this. Let's see what you've got, punk! I'll bring the belt...you bring the balls, if you got any."
"You guys couldn't tell that that was Vince McMahon? Jesus, how clear does it have to be? I have a restraining order against him! You guys do your job, and go get Vince McMahon! I want his ass thrown in jail! He broke a temporary order of protection; that is against the law, and I want him arrested! Don't just stand there, go do your jobs, you doofs! Go! Get going! Move it, you bunch of jackasses!"
"Easy, Vince! Now, I know earlier that you said that no family member or anybody that wasn't invited..." "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!" "...that no family member or anybody not invited should not get involved in this, but I really felt, I mean, I REALLY, from the bottom of my heart, felt that you should take a look at this..."
"Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!"
"Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!"
"I get BUTTERFLIES when you do that to me!"
"And I heard him exclaim as he rose out of sight, "I've got two words for you -- suck it!"
"B.B., you're going to be with Val Venis tonight. Terri, you're going to be with Hardcore Holly. You guys are going to get to be a part of history, as tonight, you take part in the first-ever Holiday Topless Top-Rope Match! The point of the match is, one guy throws his opponent over the top rope. When he touches the floor, his girl loses an article of clothing. The match continues until one guy's girl is topless!"
"May the breast woman win."
"Okay, gentlemen have hit the floor! Ladies, start removing -- Terri, SHOES are not considered clothing."
"So let's get to taking off the dresses! Come on, we don't have all day. I'm sure if you just grab the bottom and pull it will come off over your head..."
"I'd just like to say that this has been a lot of fun for us, and I'd like to wish the world watching, including you, Tori, and to our bro X-Pac...have a very RAW Christmas!"
"Listen, you ungrateful bitch, I am not asking anymore, I am telling you I am taking back what's mine! Got it?"
"Vince, as a member of the immediate family...and I know you can only have one question on you mind...Dad...And that is...not did we BUT how many times did we constipate the marriage!"
"For Christ sakes you have a billion dollar company, stocks coming out your ass and you can't even get a mic that works?"
"Triple H has got the head if you got the class."
"My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload."
"That's right Shawn Michaels I'm the baddest man on the planet."
"Are you ready?? I said are you ready?? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home...Let's get ready to suck it!!"
"Make your way down here and get in this ring - And feel my fire, cause your going to burn bitch, burn!"
"And speaking of hot knives -- Ladies I got a utensil that I'm sure you would all kill to get in your drawers."
"Look at it, wish you had it and eat your hearts out."
"Ladies if your not to in-throlled with the show, take a swing in the back. I'll let ya twirl my stick while I beat on the Tom-Tom's."
"I don't know if you people know it or not but I'm a hell of a drummer-Oh Yeah I can really bang the skin!"
"The sign says keep off my grass, but don't be afraid to stop by and whack the weed."
"Shawn and I both got jumbo weanies."
"Let's get this straight. Your a jack off, he's a jack off, your a jack off - supposedly she's a jack off, and I'm a jack off. Were all in agreement, everyone in this ring is a bunch of jack off's."
"First I have to say I have a bigger ballroom then this in my mansion. And everybody knows Hunter Hearst Helmsley has the biggest balls in his ballroom."
"And for all you ladies out there-Don't worry about taking a Sunday drive to a mount-top lighthouse because Triple H has got the tower and it's prick, dick, and it's made for a dicken."
"Ladies, if you wanna see the stars, call Triple H 'cause I've got the rocket, if you want the ride!"
"There's only one thing on my mind. There's only one goal. One aim. One focus." -Triple-H referring to the WWF Championship
"Austin is laying flat on his back, in some cheap hospital bed in Minnesota with his legs in the air like some cheap prostitute"
"Go hide under your skirt, ya go hide under it. But you tell your sexually frustrated wife that if you can't keep it up Triple-H can keep it up all night long for her."
"The buildup probably begins as far back as Summerslam. Those are the two events we really build around all year. Once Summerslam is over you start thinking about WrestleMania. Once WrestleMania is over you start thinking about Summerslam. The real hard buildup probably starts after the holidays. That's when you start really start getting into that mindset."
"You have to do it year-round. If you slack off for most of the year, going into the gym and killing yourself for the six weeks before the show isn't going to help you. You can't do it that way. You have to have something to build on, otherwise you're wasting your time."
"Your mental focus changes. Maybe you push yourself in the gym a little harder because you know you're a month from WrestleMania or you're only a few weeks from WrestleMania, and you know what a big deal it is going to be. Mentally you're more focused."
"There's a lot more buzz. You know the old saying, "There's tension in the air, and you can cut it with a knife"? That's true. It's not something you can necessarily pinpoint, but especially among the younger guys- guys who have never been to a WrestleMania or guys who have been to a WrestleMania but have moved way up in the card since their last WrestleMania gig. You sense it a lot more with them. The guys who are veterans of the WrestleMania wars tend to hold it inside a little better and not let you see it. But the buzz is definitely still there, and anybody who tells you that they go tot WrestleMania and don't get that feeling or that butterfly or that different excitement... they're in the wrong business, because if you don't have enough passion to feel it for this one, there's nothing in you."
"When I say the veterans, it's not that it's any different for us. We're just able to hide it a little bit better. We have better poker faces than some of the young guys. The young guys let their nerves show. It doesn't look like it's a big deal to us but it's definitely there."
"I think them mental preparation is even more important than the physical. If you're a guy who's in the best shape all year around, you can only tweak so much to get into the best shape possible. Once those few days come down. I don't care how many times you're in the gym -- you're not going to get into shape. Physically I will know that when I get there that I'm in my best shape and I'm ready to go. From there it's just a matter of mental preparation. I'm a big believe that you can be in the best physical shape you want to be in, but your mind will let you down, and if your mind lets you down, no matter what you've got, you can't perform."
"There's so much hype that it's very easy to over hype yourself. There's always one "WrestleMania Central" where everyone is and everything is coming out of that place. That's usually where all the guys are staying. That's like Ground Zero, and I don't like to be there I like to be able to go someplace away from the hype and the grandeur of it all and just be basic. Just be old school and mentally get myself into what I'm going to do. I have only one thing on my mind: the match I'm about to have. For me it's all about getting in the ring and giving 110 percent and blowing the roof off the place. Sometimes you have to back away from everything to be able to do that."
"The guys we have in our locker room right now, the veteran guys, are really astute to the business and they watch the other guys perform a lot, and when they see guys goofing off or taking things as a joke any time during the year, then they're on them about it. But that intensifies 100% as WrestleMania gets near."
"Without a doubt we're setting the bar higher around WrestleMania time. If you're a top guy in this business, you're looking to outdo everybody else in the company. You should be looking to steal the show every time you go to the ring. You've got to do that to be the best at what you do. We're looking to set that pace to show the other guys that this is how you do it and that this is how you get it done. I hope the example we set is right."
"I like to be somewhere else, away from everybody. If they need me, they call me. I like to stay away from it and be quiet. If I want to eat, I can eat quietly. I can be inside my own head thinking about what I have to get done. Some guys like it the other way. Some guys like to be close to the hype because it jazzes them up, and they feel like the more jazzed up they are, the better they're going to be. I'm more of a methodical, thinking type. I want to be away from the hype. I don't want to be so wound up that I can't take it when I get to the ring. I want to have that steady burn."
"Ya know, everywhere I go it's the same thing...It's the same thing, I hear it from everybody I meet. When I'm at a restaurant the waiter comes over and he whispers in my ear...Triple H kick Austin's ass. When I'm at the airport, as I walk by, I hear people yell....Triple H kick Austin's ass, give him one for me. When I'm at the hotel, the idiot carrying my bags up to the room, right before he leaves, he looks back and he looks back and says hey Triple H finish Austin off, finish him for good. And you know what? Nothing would make me happier right now then to drag Stone Cold Steve Austin's ass down that ramp, drag him into this ring and finish it, to beat Stone Cold Steve Austin's ass, once and for all right in the middle of this ring, right in front of each and everyone of you!"
"You are that damn cold, and I am that damn good...and together we are sure as hell that damn unstoppable!"
"Those two sit in the back licking their wounds, trying to surgically get the foot removed from their mouth."
"Steph…I know how that must have looked" says Hunter solemnly. "But there was nothing to it. You have to believe me. If there's one thing in our relationship that's always held up, it's trust. You can always trust me, I'm your husband, I'd never lie to you. As far as ignoring you, okay, maybe I was a little bit obsessed with Jericho, but I was doing that in your defense. He called you the worst possible things on earth, and I defended you. That was for YOU. Now maybe it took all my attention, but it was for you. You have to understand something. I love you. You're the most important thing in my life, and this week I can't even describe to you…I've gotten beaten within an inch of my life in this ring. I've been through wars, you've stood at ringside and seen me half bleed to death. You've seen me endure more pain than these idiots could do in their whole lives, and that was absolutely nothing compared to the pain of thinking you might leave me. The pain I have felt my whole career is nothing compared to when you look at me like that. I'm sorry. I know you love me, I love you, and we can move on. I want the whole world to know that I am sorry, I love you, and if you will forgive me, I will be the happiest man in the world. Stephanie, I love you."
"You know I'm a man who makes very few mistakes…almost never do I make a mistake. And when I have made mistakes in the past, my pride has always stood in the way of me accepting and admitting those mistakes. Well, today I'm out here.. in front of all of you… in front of the world to admit that I made a very big mistake. I'd like to direct this to my wife, I know she's here, in the back. I know what you walked in on last week had to look pretty bad, but you have to understand that it was completely innocent. Never, ever has there ever been anything between me and Trish Stratus, and never will there be. Steph, you are my true love. Last week, my mistake was in not taking into consideration your feelings. When you saw what you saw, you exploded, rightfully so. But you never gave me a chance to explain it to you. Then I got angry, and when you get angry, you say things you don't mean. I didn't mean what I said. This has been the hardest few days of my life. I am out here in front of the world to apologize to you, and you know more than anybody how hard that is for me. I'd like you to come out here and accept my apology and tell you in front of the world how sorry I am, and how much I truly do love you."
"Something's going to come out of my mind you don't normally hear. But last night, you proved a lot of things. You proved to the Jerichoholics, you proved to me, that you're a whole lot tougher than I ever gave you credit for. You've got what it takes, you've got the guts, the heart, the desire, Chris Jericho you've got what it takes. But the biggest thing you proved last night. Undeniably, though, you proved to the world that you are nowhere near my league. I beat you within an inch of your life. I proved that I am everything I say I am. I am The Game. Like I always say, I proved that I am that damn good! But as far as tonight goes, you want me to come out there? Get in there and get into it with you again? I don't think I feel like it. I did all my proving last night. There's not a damn thing left for me to prove to you or all those Jerichoholics. I've already proved that I'm the better man. What I suggest you do is, you walk into the back, pack your bags and save yourself another ass kicking. You learn to accept what everyone else has done, the fact that I am better than you!"
"Austin your search..it's over..it's all over. Now you know, you dumb son of a bitch."
"What you see in this ring is the most dominant force today, tomorrow, in the future!"
"Kurt Angle, you have only been the WWF Champion because I have allowed it."
"Austin, this is a game you CAN NOT win!"
"To hell with the match, to hell with Mick Foley and you know what to hell with my wife."
"Trish Stratus? My partner is Trish Stratus? Trish Stratus doesn't belong in a wrestling ring. She belongs at some bar doing wet t-shirt contests."
"You should know from the past, Billy, it's better to be with me than against me."
"Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!"
"Sucks to be you." (Triple H to Kurt Angle after Hell in a Cell had been announced)
"ARE YOU READY? I said ARE YOU READY? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home. And to you Chyna, you big bitch, cause I'm about to derail the Big Red Machine. Let's get ready to SUCK IT!"
"...And to Chyna, come out here and get your ass kicked, you big jacked up bitch."
"Make your way out to this ring and feel my fire cause you're gonna BURN bitch BURN!'
"Kane, you've got 10 seconds to come to this ring...10...9...8...(to audience) Shut the hell up, I'm trying to count...7...6...oh to hell with this, I'm coming to get you."
"Congratulations Cactus, your brain does still work." - to Cactus Jack after he repeated everything HHH had just said.
"Vince, the one mistake I made last night was leaving you in a puddle of your own blood, unconscious, so you couldn't see us put the sealer on it. So now, I'm gonna put the sealer on it. I'm gonna seal it....with a kiss." - to Vince on the Raw following Armageddon.
"Ladies and gentlemen, today marks the dawning of a new era in the World Wrestling Federation...the McMahon-Helmsley Era."
"The McMahon-Helmsley Era, starting right now, is going to start giving until it hurts." - Christmas edition of Raw, 1999.
"Hey, you got any of that ostrich jerky left?" - to Angle.
"You guys are a disgrace to Depends undergarments. Ingrates. Bunch of ingrates." - to Mae Young and Moolah.
"So ladies, have a ball, Merry Christmas, and may the breast woman win." - to Terri and BB
"Now BB, don't anger me, let those puppies free...*to BB* Oh My God! That is unbelievable! You've got to be kidding me! *to audience* I will let you in on it, that was magnificent. And what's that old Christmas carol, 'Do you see what I see?' No, you don't, because you're all a bunch of idiots and I'm the only one who gets the show!" - after the Topless Top-Rope match.
"I'd just like to say that this has been a lot of fun for us. I'd like to wish the world watching, including you Tori, and to our bro X-Pac, have a very Raw Christmas!"
"And right now we are the end-all, be-all of the World Wrestling Federation." - referring to DX.
"Tonight, Big Show, you will, because we order you to, step into this ring with the singest...singest, is that a word?...with the single greatest athlete in the World Wrestling Federation today, the single greatest wrestler of all time, you will step into the ring with The Game."
"You know, the guys in the back need to realize one thing...it is going to be a whole lot easier to be with us than it is to be against us."
"DX, Mankind, Rock. This place isn't big enough for all of us. So I tell you what. I tell you what. You people tonight, are going to see the last of the Rock and Sock connection. Never again will it be before you, because tonight, in that very ring, you two, Rock, Mankind, will fight each other, in a Pink Slip on a Pole match, which means, one of you is gone tonight....for good! So guys, as always, DX has the last laugh, and oh yeah, we've got two words for one of you......You're fired!"
"You can't have all the fun around here, this is a handicapped match, and you've got another partner, so let me introduce you to him.....me!" - to DX during a handicapped match vs. Big Show.
"You see, its as simple as this, if you mess with us, you have two choices. Either you get your ass kicked or....you get your ass fired!"
"First of all Rock, I passed an old lady in the back on the way up here, she says she wants her jacket back."
"Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful." - to Rock after he said one of his catchphrases which caused a huge pop.
"You're basically a muppet. You walk around with a sock in your hand making stupid jokes." - to "Mankind" during the Have A Bad Day skit.
"You Mankind, you fat loser, you guy got fire on TV." - as Chinese Dr. Hung Lo to "Mankind" on Have A Bad Day Part 2 skit.
"Alright here. With all due respect to you Moolah, this is the real deal, and I'm sure if you got in the ring with me, it would be one for the ages, lets say, but I'm looking for a more serious competitor." - to Moolah after she won the random drawing for a title shot.
"I thought they were talking to you, Rock." - to Rock after the audience chanted "asshole."
"Come on, show some of that testicular fortitude you always talk about, and make the walk. Get in the ring with The Game." - to Mankind.
"Austin 3:16 huh? Well, paragraph 3:16 says, Pal, you can't touch me." - to Austin after attacking him and then signing the contract for No Way Out.
"Let me make a guess there, Butterball. Who's gonna walk through there next? I gotta feeling I know, cause the way I see it, there's no way the Rock is gonna walk out here next. Cause with an ego as big as his, he's gonna come out here last, make the big impression, get the big pop." - to audience before a tag match between he and X-Pac vs. Big Show and Rock.
"Cactus Jack, I'm not trying to put you over. Not by a long shot. But pal, you've got to be the most sadistic freak I have ever been in the ring with."
"What's with your hair, Gomez?" - to Big Show after his hair cut.
"Kane, you're probably sitting in a hole back there, shaking like a leaf. I can't very much blame you. I wouldn't want to get in the ring with me either."