Pasta or Poison?




What exactly is this stuff? A plot to kill all the Moonies so they'll stop whining about dubbing new episodes? I would be scared. Something made by a company that makes some of the most popular KETCHUP and The Incredible (and apparently edible) World of DiC is enough to make my stomach churn. And since when have the French been know for their pasta I ask? And whose eyes are those in the background? They look suspiciously like Pluto-san's... And why is Queen Beryl smiling like the nice old lady next door?

SOS supposedly had one of their own test out this wonderful product. Are they robots that are programmed to be able to ingest poison and live to tell? Is this a plot by Andy Heyward to kill us all with something besides his shoddy job dubbing Sailormoon?

Listen to me and listen well. If I were you I would avoid this product like the plague if it, heaven forbid, if it ever came to the good ol' U S of A. I know I'm scared!